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I think Americans should stop buying pre-shredded cheese, that way they can truly make America grate again.

Did you know that sex can cause to memory loss? I read that in the book on page 37, on the 8th line and it was 16:23 on January the 16, 2017.

Wanna order pizza?🍕

Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? The same applies to the Virgin Islands; There are no canaries there either.

@lydiahardwoodI am honored 😊 If I had your address, I would send you a nice bottle of whiskey we could share one day 😉 but for now I will continue to admire you like the rest of us. Happy Valentine's to you all 😘 Congratulations @Deanna Delight!

I saw Sarah Grey the other night. Super sweet, great service and hot AF. Hosts in her private newer condo. And VERY reasonably priced, I would even say she is pricing herself to low.

My sex life is like Covid-19, I don't have Covid-19 !

I would like to nominate @MelanieRose. Had the pleasure of meeting her once and hope to do so again. I’m intrigued by her take on how to do a proper hike in the woods....she certainly knows how to make it sexy

"Florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at Walmart"

Feeling very humble at this moment . People like you .... Check your messages .

My cousin has lost three canaries in the Virgin Islands.... she's no virgin at that.

@Mandyxxo Happy valentine's day to you beautiful lady!

I’d also like to nominate @Cheeky.char! She is such a beauty 😍

The rules are simple: You just type "florida man" and your birthday into your internet search engine of choice. Then you see what headline comes up and post them here. I got " Florida man tries to rob store to prove to his mother he's 'independent' " lol I hope you enjoy!

After talking with a co-worker about my shoulder surgery, she suggested a Thai Massage. It is supposed to do stretching and joint therapy. I looked up Thai massage in Ottawa and decided to try a place in the downtown area. Won't say the place as per rules here. I guess it was OK but didn't get a whole lot of relief. Pain shoots across my chest and in between my shoulder blades. Didn't think I was going to get any relief anywhere but made the call to Jasmine at the Rabbit. Went in Thursday night and explained my problems. She chuckled and told me to lay down on my back. Reached in under my shoulders and started to rub and then pinch some muscles. Then moved up; to my neck and did the same. I have been pain free within 10 minutes and still pain free today 2 days later. I took advantage of the whole hour experience and have been happy with my choices. She jokingly says on the way out that I should only let her touch my body when in need. I thought about it on the way home and came up with the answer that she is right. I don't want to be in pain so I may take advantage of her services and go for a regular tune-up more than once every 4 - 6 weeks. A very satisfied customer not a salesman and as always YMMV.

Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so he tried to rob a gas station. https://www.nbc12.com/2019/01/22/florida-man-wanted-prove-independence-mom-so-he-tried-rob-gas-station-police-say/

Happy Valentines day to @Berlin Moss, damn you are so sexy girl !

Congrats Deanna. I'm feeling a bit lonely right now and would like to have my Valentine visit me, who is she? It's none other then the fabulous @JessyCeleste. XOXO

Happy Valentine's day to @SarahAlexxx ..... she just made my day from about 1400 km away by posting in the Booty Scoop thread! Thank you Sarah!

I would love to nominate all the ladies who have been so nice to me. The one on Lyla that I can nominate is @JessyCeleste. I have seen her several times and she has been so sweet. Thank you Jessy.

Happy Valentines Day to you @roamingguy. I wish you a wonderful day. 🤗💋

Thank you @NotchJohnson for being so sweet. A Very Big Happy Valentines Day to you too. 🤗💋

@SamGaines you are the only straight male escort whom I know that can make it as full time career. Bravo to you dear. Obviously, the girls like you here simply because you are articulate and know how to treat us right. Yes, some of your comments are over the top but we like that too lol. We are selling part of the fantasy as a companion, something that is lacking or missing in our day-to-day life and you fill this niche perfectly 👍 Btw, you already answer my questions through your replies

Happy Valentines day to @JessyCeleste many hugs and kisses beautiful !

@MelanieRose Happy Valentine's Day!

Don't make me cry! Thank you @Kitten. You are a gem and we are just as lucky to have you apart of our world too.

The past few days my focus has been on a lovely gentleman. Definitely where I enjoy my attention most however I would like to give some love to a few ladies I feel I would have an absolute blast with if we ever connected. @StephanieMystique once again I would like to give you some love for the courage and strength I have noticed shining from you. You spoke out to protect the community and that is something that is not easy to do. You strike me a brilliant and intelligent woman. Often things that shine too brightly people try to snuff out. Never let them dull your shine 💋

Sweetlips. Cuvy & Intelligent.

Today i nominate @cassiesteele because she is just as chatty as I am and I appreciate all the chats we have 😊

I’d like to nominate @cassiesteele! She showed me how it’s done when I was first starting. Be my Valentine?

Thanks so much beautiful! You’re pretty great yourself and I’m flattered you nominated me!

I'll nominate @cassiesteele this morning for Valentines day contest !

@cassiesteeleis my valentine 😍😍😍

I just visited Kitty a few minutes ago and she was the kindness and friendliest provider that I have met so far. She was so patient on me and was not a clock watcher and made my birthday really special. I'll definitely see her again and again and again..

The Pandemic's Over RG

Happy Valentines day !

I have seen her twice before covid struck and was amazed both times. Beautiful lady and friendly to talk to. Nice location as well.

So, just want to confirm as there have been questions, these pics from Nadia's ad are her.

Briella is a curvy blonde goddess. Not only that she’s so chill it’s easy to be around her. The nicest person you could meet as well

I would like to nominate @Katherine of Halifax!!! She is one of the best, most honest, talented and true person i have ever had the pleasure to meet...

Saw Briella for second time today. She is lovely to talk to, very pretty face and body is amazing. Very soft at all the right spots. Perfect hour glass figure. Location is great. She has a Twitter where she posts regularly and is the best way to know her schedule.

I'll add another positive experience with Mandy. I saw her a few days ago and had a great time. She's very friendly and sweet and makes you feel comfortable. I always get a little bit of anxiety but it was quickly overcome pretty much immediately. She's just as attractive, if not more than, her ad pictures indicate. Will definitely see her again!