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This somehow made me quite sad 😔 I hope she does not get burnt out being funny & happy all the time 😒

lol @beesh - I could see this having been a problem for @roamingguy. He used to identify himself on here as the "Boatless Fisherman" - I believe he stopped that as he had no net imcome.....

I hope so too. If she is funny & happy for herself, as a lover, I would be more than glad. She need not be, just for me. I love the spring & fall, but I also embrace the winters. PS: no auto correct is worse than fishing turning to fisting

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You can make any salad a caesar salad just by stabbing it repeatedly.

Thank you for the interview Alexis and @lydiahardwood. I’m curious to know everyone’s opinion on whether the general ideas expressed by Alexis were similar to Sam Gaines. Just worded differently.

HAPPY VDAY EVERYONE ❤️💋💕🥰

I wish everyone on Lyla a Very Happy Valentines Day 🥰 and thank everyone for nominating, voting and supporting me. I love this group and everyone here. This is the best and most supporting group I have ever been involved with. Deanna Delight

Just wanted to pop in and wish everyone in this beautiful community a very lovely Valentine's Day! May today spoil you with the fun and excitement craved. It's well deserved 💋

Thanks Lydia, I love this interview with Alexis. She is so sweet! Love also her answers:) Happy Valentine's Day 🥰. It should be Valentine's Day every day 😅

First I just want to say that Alexis is super hot so thank you for sharing your thoughts and experience with so many fine gentlemen, hopefully I will be one of them someday. So thank you @lydiahardwood for inviting her for this Sunday interview.

Thanks to both Alexis Lux and @lydiahardwood for this interview. To address the question from @Sharpe I do see similarities in the responses from @SamGaines and Alexis but they're commenting on two unique and very different markets so it's quite difficult to compare. Alexis has worked in diverse roles as a SWer for a longer period than Sam and because of his smaller market he has to define and create his niche on more specific criteria. @beesh I'm not sure what it was that made you quite sad but will admit to enjoying the company of 'smart, loving, funny, happy women' - none of these being a deal breaker for me though the most important attribute is 'funny', or to be more accurate 'having a sense of humour'. To quote the always observant John Prine "you know that she still laughs with me, but she waits just a second too long". I'll choose to assume that funny and happy come naturally to Alexis. I could be wrong, I was once. :). Aside #1: Auto correct reared its unwelcome head twice in the interview: 'definitely' became 'defiantly' - they have very different meanings. Like my all time favourite when it changed 'Purolator' to 'Purple Toes' for me. Aside #2: here's the source of the Prine lyric - Robert Plant identified this as his favourite Prine song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ujOTP8oPpY

I adore you so much 💋 I was fortunate enough to be the winner a few days ago but I adore your appreciation still!

This is so correct. I had heard of the Thai massage and I thought I did my research. I definitely went in with my own high or even unrealistic expectations. All was OK and even good in some respects but it did not live up to my expectations. After a year and more of No sleep and up until the surgery I was willing to try anything. Since the surgery life is much better. It all depends on the way i sleep. The pain comes back and I need relief. Did the chiropractic, physio, painkillers all to no relief. The Jasmine massage would last for a day or two until lately. Thought I would try something new so off I went. Tried Thai with No regrets and went back to what has worked. Won't say where I went but it was good but just not what I needed. Back to the Rabbit and all is good for almost 5 days now. Won't say where I went as it is not important and don't want to give any bad information as it was only my expectations that didn't get met. Your experience may be much better than mine. No matter where you go it will always be YMMV.

I would like to re-nominate the gorgeous @Kitten for always respecting privacy and safety.

I'd like to nominate @Cheeky.char as my valentine. She's been so sweet to me both on this site and on Twitter. We've bonded over our shared love of hockey and the sadness that came with losing to the Americans.

How embarrassing. I just realized that my "Florida man" story is the same as that of vegeta85. Here is another story that was in the news recently: https://thechive.com/2021/02/12/florida-man-makes-crazy-skeleton-guitar-out-of-his-uncles-remains-7-photos/

Wow. Thanks guys. I really appreciate that. I will be back in Ottawa once I can start touring again. Not to worry.

I wish a happy St. Valentine's Day to all the engaging members of the Lyla community! Today I would like to nominate @MsManda who is a kind and thoughtful supporter of her colleagues here on Lyla. I also admire here clear, forthright and incisive comments. She replied in a thread I had posted on over a month ago and and I like her style!

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On this Valentines day I really want to wish a happy one to all our fine ladies of Lyla. I wish that some day when I retire(if that will ever happen) I will find the time to visit all of you and spend some quality time together. Also a special Valentines wish to Lydia and ModCat. Hugs and kisses to you all !

After talking with a co-worker about my shoulder surgery, she suggested a Thai Massage. It is supposed to do stretching and joint therapy. I looked up Thai massage in Ottawa and decided to try a place in the downtown area. Won't say the place as per rules here. I guess it was OK but didn't get a whole lot of relief. Pain shoots across my chest and in between my shoulder blades. Didn't think I was going to get any relief anywhere but made the call to Jasmine at the Rabbit. Went in Thursday night and explained my problems. She chuckled and told me to lay down on my back. Reached in under my shoulders and started to rub and then pinch some muscles. Then moved up; to my neck and did the same. I have been pain free within 10 minutes and still pain free today 2 days later. I took advantage of the whole hour experience and have been happy with my choices. She jokingly says on the way out that I should only let her touch my body when in need. I thought about it on the way home and came up with the answer that she is right. I don't want to be in pain so I may take advantage of her services and go for a regular tune-up more than once every 4 - 6 weeks. A very satisfied customer not a salesman and as always YMMV.

I saw Sarah Grey the other night. Super sweet, great service and hot AF. Hosts in her private newer condo. And VERY reasonably priced, I would even say she is pricing herself to low.

there’s a ton of them on L-list

Need to work off the covid pounds. Could you help me?

I'm still around just not as often. I haven't seen any clients since last March because of the covid pandemic. I really can't wait to start seeing clients again. Give me the shot now. lol kisses miss you all.

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring but Tina and myself. It was a Christmas present to myself. Been lying around the house after surgery and my body has been getting stiff,. Went for an hour long relaxation massage and it was the best ever. Lower back has been sore and that left within the first 5 minutes. Tina is a 100 pound 5.0 foot Vietnamese girl that has been at the spa for almost a year now. Being somewhat of a regular, when I entered I met up with Jasmine at the door. After about 1/2 an hour with Tina, jasmine knocked at the door and asked if I wanted a gift of 4 hand massage for 10 minutes. It was heaven on earth. Not sure what the next month will bring but I will surely return in February. Just a satisfied customer and as always YMMV.

Have seen Kimmy 10-15 times over the years, and a couple of times since last reporting, so guess it's time for an update. Have visited her on the past three Canada Days, including this year, and a hot & sweaty session it was. A great start to the Day. 🇨🇦 She texted me recently to say hello, and fortunately agreed to a weekend rendezvous. Wow Kimmy is looking fine. She was wearing a classy red silk robe with a Japanese-inspired rose motif. Didn't realize it at the time, but she had a sexy surprise underneath. We hugged, light kisses, and went down the stairs. Kimmy asked me to wash my hands. No worries. Asked her which towel to use, she indicated the little one. Roger that. Realized that she was in the washroom behind me, turned to see Sexy Kimmy wearing a sexy black camisole and a cat ears tiara. Hello Kitty! 🐈 We headed for the bedroom and things started to heat up. She unclipped the camisole, and soon it was on the floor. Her yoga classes are paying off. Her lovely bottom is petite and firm as always. Her lips were soft and pouty and begged for a kiss. Pushed on for a very long time, enjoying the sweet sights, sounds and sensations with this lovely girl. {Note: Graphic descriptions of salacious events have been removed so as not to shock delicate sensibilities} Afterwards, caught my breath and got caught up while she lounged at the bottom of the bed, au natural of course. Things are well with Kimmy. She's more Zen now, more relaxed and able to go with the flow. She is a perfectionist and likes things done a certain way, and I'm happy to follow her lead on housekeeping items so she's happy & comfortable. On the way out, she reintroduced me to her Cat Monsieur Chanel. He likes to be scratched, and seemed to remember me as I scratched his ears and tummy. He has a new house-mate, a new Kitty named Stripey was lounging on the couch. Kimmy is a very sexy Cat Lady. We chatted a bit more, light kisses, hugged and parted. À la prochaine, Sweet Kimmy 💋 ---—-------------------------------------- Happy New Year 2020! 🎉🎊 Got the Decade started off right with a visit with my favourite College Cutie. A big hug, then down the stairs. She takes the lead and I go with the flow. Kimmy's yoga lessons are paying off. Firm bottom, defined Abs, pretty lips... Watched in admiration as she rode me like a Stallion. She's tight and right, and my good fortune to visit. Afterwards, we had a good tête-à-tête and got caught up. Kimmy is very interesting, intelligent, focussed, strong-willed, kind-hearted, and sexy af. A great start to the decade. Bonne année douce Kimmy. Jusqu'à ce que nous nous revoyions. 💋 Current Ad https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_hot_tight_college_girl-3660470

I agree 100%. She's a petite french college cutie who's more marvelous in person and you can tell from her body that she def excels at yoga ;) Everything feels so relaxed and natural when you're in that zone. Definitely recommend.

I'm writing this recommendation simply because of how stunned I was to see very few on this board, and since she'll in Ottawa at the end of next week I figured it would be more than appropriate and beneficial to this very Hot and Sexy woman. She's a true GFE, I've seen her many times and right from the first visit she made me feel at ease and comfortable. She has a real positive attitude, and a real desire to please her client. Incredibly open minded when it comes to sex, her open mind has been awesome for me as it's lead to many very memorable experiences! Let's just say experiences I honestly don't think all providers are capable of, certainly not the ones besides Madelyn that I've used. I highly recommend Madelyn for anyone looking for an experience that reminds them of a hot ex-girlfriend who you had great sex with in the past and would love to have again.

I went to see Madelyn again when she come to Ottawa yesterday. I first saw her back in April when I started this addicted and expensive hobby. It was also the first time ever that I got more than a GFE with a lady. :biggrin: I remember I was a bit nervous when I saw her the first time but she made me comfortable fairly quickly. Maybe it was because of that glass of champagne that she offered. :-) She actually spent time to decorate the room with candles and such. Not a romantic type of guy myself but it was a nice touch. Madelyn is a lovely lady, very friendly and easy to talk to. Beautiful face with top-notch services. As far as I can tell, she is accommodating and aim to please. I am surprise there isn't any review of her here although there are plenty of positive in other review boards which I can concur. I believe I am not allow to write about what type of services are offered and I honestly did not specifically ask the question. However, based on those "equipment" that she showed me yesterday in her "toys bag", I think it is fair to say "I am very open-minded and enjoy a kinky side of my own" is an understatement of her. :icon_twisted: