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Oh, hell. Please don't do this, people. You can cause severe damage. I used to have a friend who worked in ER and she said it was amazing how many guys come in who had... er... been vacuuming while naked, and accidentally tripped and fell and landed with their penis in the nozzle... Gotta say, though, this thread got me thinking. Perhaps I should go shopping...

I'll share a story about my life which I wouldn't do with anybody else but because you guys are as perverted as I am here it is. Many years ago when I was in my early 30's my wife and I were talking one night and she told me that she would like to know how it felt to have an appendage like me and to want to insert it in my back side. So one weekend we took time off and ended somewhere far from home and visited a sex shop(yes we used to do those things back then) and I had told her that it was her chance to get her wish come true. We bought a strap on and later that night she got to use it on me. Without going into details of what we did the finish was fantastic, I was straddling over her and when I shot it reached over her head and some landed on her face. Sadly this was the only time she used that thing. Sorry just realized that I was going a bit out of subject. So my apologies for that.

For Sale: A Lovense Max toy Approximately 40 hours of usage. Definitely not stretched out. Battery still holds full charge. Recently detailed. Original upholstery and paint. I'll include a pine air freshener to give it that new toy smell.

I LOVE this topic and it's certainly enjoyed reading these perspectives! I have never been aware that men have been shamed for masturbating but I suppose there are a lot controlling significant others out there. Something else I have noticed talked about for one gender but not the other. Most of us suffer the grips of control in one form or another. I have never understood why someone wouldn't want to explore with their partner but perhaps that's why I'm still single at my age. No regrets and I enjoy my freedom quite well. I also enjoy exploring and happy to hear that there are how many hobbyists who are not afraid to step out of their comfort zone! Moreso that trans providers are explored and appreciated. Helping others explore a mindset I have been shamed most of my life for is one of the largest things I enjoy about this work and why after a decade of an attempt at mugglelife I have returned! I do however prefer to keep this playtime discrete as sadly there are still quite a bit of stigma surrounding it. Perhaps I should be considering a spectrum of toys when I do my shopping? This cat is curious how you guys would feel if providers had different types of toys for you to explore on your parts as well as our own? Do you feel it could add to the experience or would most of you just prefer to play with real flesh? I adored @Greenteal mention of oils and lubricants to help things slip in a little more comfortably. I am a lady who gets incredibly wet and still appreciates how easier things can glide with a little help. Lately I've been practicing with infusing my own with CBD to help relax things even more 😽

Jasmine is an asian provider advertising with Tina. I think they are just in town for a while. I have been living in a Covid-19 bubble and with the easing of restrictions I decided to ease my own restrictions and see a provider. First off let me say Jasmine (and Tina) are real, the pictures are even real in their ad and you won't get robbed. BUT.... Here's what I felt was the scam part. I realize texting an asian provider often means you are often texting someone else who talks to her. I asked about specific services (nothing kinky/unsafe, just standard stuff) and the person responded that was I was looking for was included in the price quoted. I stressed that these services were what I was looking for more so than sex and asked specifically several times that she would be ok with what I requested and was assured she was cool with it. On arrival you can guess, I mentioned what I wanted and got a non-english answer and once the money was handed over the services I requested were not on offer anymore. Further she rush, rush, rushed me out of there like 15min tops and trying to get her to go slow was not possible. She also went straight for intercourse with me even though I really didn't want it, I told her several times I didn't want sex but she wanted me to bust as fast as possible. I felt cheated for sure but wasn't up for arguing and fighting to get any money back, definitely not what I paid for. I am SOOOO glad I didn't book an hour. Sometimes services are YMMV but I want to stress I was on-time, freshly showered, shaved, clean, sober, well dressed and well spoken. I am a decent guy, not pushy, friendly and have never had these services declined on arrival before. With Covid-19 I have ZERO issues with any provider declining services but when they've agreed to services I expect them to follow through or offer a reason or a refund or something. So on the plus side: - She looks great - You won't get robbed On the scam side: - Services changed once the money was paid - Rush rush rush - Terrible communication P.S. Don't PM me just to ask what the services were please. Nothing kinky, nothing very strange.

Returning to Ottawa for St Patrick's day week, let party responsibly, and stay in our own little shamrock bubble! As soon as you arrive, you will feel the warmth and comfort I provide. I am blessed with the rare gift of anticipating needs before they are spoken. I take the time to ensure that you are comfortable and relaxed, and ensure that we spend time discovering each other so that we can create a connection that is not just physical, but really get to know each other. Our time, will be ours. No interruptions. I love to touch and be touched. Taste and be tasted. Our time together will be like a fine dining experience. We will savour each other, and explore all there is, depending on each other’s tastes. Be it tasting a fine wine, or nibbling on the appetizers, I believe a quality experience is more Table d’hôte than Á la carte. I enjoy a good time, but am not a party girl. I believe in being safe, sane and consensual in all things. I can be either a shy, playful kitten, or hungry cougar, depending on the mood. March 14-18 2021: Sunday March 14 7 to 9 pm Monday March 15 9 am to 9 pm Tuesday March 16 9 am to noon or 4 to 9 pm Wednesday March 17 ☘️ 9 am to 9 pm Thursday March 18 Noon to 9 pm . Upcoming weeks: March 29- April 1 - cum be let’s be foolish together April 12- 15 Screening : I do require screening for all new gentlemen I meet, no exceptions. I offer many ways for you to screen and it is up to your discretion to pick which you are most comfortable with. Visit my website for methods tasha-scarlett.ca/screening Investment : 60 min: $280 90 min: $400 2 hrs: $550. 3 hrs: $700. How to contact me: Web: https://Tasha-Scarlett.ca/contact Email: [email protected] Twitter: @scarlettOttawa Text only: 613-293-1797

Hello Gentlemen & couples Are you looking the perfect, professional, genuine companion to have a non rushed, highly satisfying sensual experience with? Look no farther — I’m the girl for you! I am offering services for clients Monday - Thursday 9am-4:30pm (later bookings available with prebooking & deposit) Friday - Sunday 8am-12am (bookings later than this are possible with prebooking or deposit) Outcalls anywhere within the HRM & am open to travel long or short distances - depending where deposit will be necessary 💋 These are my hours for the month of March — I will be hosting inservice in the HRM by deposit ONLY (unless you’re a repeat or regular client) & offering outcalls daily ! I am working out the details for a surprise trip planned for the last weekend of March — follow my posts for these updates! SAFE PLAY ONLY I have impeccable hygiene & expect the same in return for all my clients (I have shower amenities available for those who need a quick refresh upon arrival) *´¯`*.¸¸.*´¯`* • Mani + Pedi • Tall, tanned, tight & toned • Lingerie • Toys • Fetishes upon request • Prompt Response & Easy Booking *´¯`*.¸¸.*´¯`* 613-917-2552

A lot of what I love....side boob, body suit, booty scoop, sexy etc.

AAAMENNNN! Absolutely lovely!! Thanks Allie! So looking forward to the next pictures! You do a wonderful job of continually updating your website with info, pictures and videos!

I have a closet that keeps toys safe for some men and don't think I would have any issues sticking a lady in there to keep her safe as well. I have a bit of an interesting personality and think I would be thrilled if someone asked to bring one of those to play. Although I do prefer adamant toys. This should be something you can explore with those you love but that very much depends on the comfort and the ability to open up that they have. I do feel just as strongly that others should have the right to choose to remain modest. My mind is far too curious for that and perhaps it might make you guys feel better to know that making a significant other awkward with a fantasy is something women suffer in relationships as well. However if that is a choice for yourself I don't feel it's fair to project that on to those you love. Having different needs doesn't mean you don't love that person but it takes certain a mindframe to accept and comfort is an addiction also hard to break. We are taught that to have a family or children that these things shouldn't be a part of the relationship but I feel that is not necessarily true. A perspective I have shared with others often. @NotchJohnson assessing by the photos you have shared in other threads I would bet hands down that you would have the finest quality of doll on the market!

Damn it! @OldandNerdy you need to advertise your yard sales here on lyla. Get with the program, man! Admitting my age and ignorance: I thought ngl was referring to natural gas liquids..... and I prefer to wash my 'dishes' by hand :)

This topic is great ! I’m a well in me 40s and I just starting using and trying new toys to see what I like , something out their are definitely scary looking , but it’s fun to widen the variety or pleasure . I had no idea I would like anal so much ( not big of course ) and being ashamed of using toys is unfortunate I wish everyone could have a good experience for their first time so they don’t feel like sex is a bad thing or it’s dirty , it’s definitely not a dirty thing it’s very open now days , let’s embrace it ! Let’s have some fun with our bodies and feel good about it , we only got one life midaswell live it to our fullest

Agree with all this. Saw yesterday for the first time. Awesome GFE, good hotel DT, no sign in. Will repeat. Best I've seen in years.

We have the opportunity to speak out and have our voices heard. One step forward, is a win for all of us. "Petition to the Government of Canada Whereas: The Supreme Court of Canada (Bedford v. Canada, 2013) found laws that violated sex workers’ Section 7 rights to "security of person" to be unconstitutional; Bill C-36, the Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act, passed in November 2014, denies sex workers of their Section 7 rights to "security of person" in a roundabout way by criminalizing the purchase of sexual services for the first time in Canadian history; Bill C-36 puts our most marginalized members of society at risk of being beaten, raped and killed because criminalization hinders their ability to seek assistance from law enforcement and puts barriers to accessing health, safety and other benefits available to workers; Bill C-36 hinders workers' rights to negotiate the terms of employment; Amnesty International has called for decriminalization of consensual sex work, including laws that prohibit associated activities, based on evidence that these laws make sex workers less safe and provide impunity for abusers because sex workers are often too scared of being penalized to report crime to police; and Amnesty International has stated that laws on sex work should focus on protecting people from exploitation and abuse, rather than trying to ban all sex work and penalize sex workers We, the undersigned, citizens and residents of Canada, call upon the Government of Canada to repeal Bill C-36 to ensure all Canadians, regardless of their chosen profession, are not denied their constitutional right to security of person." https://petitions.ourcommons.ca/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-3132

Honestly she was the best, I have seen like 10 girls these few months and she was my favorite.

Wow! Just amazing!

Freshly taken from NEW BRUNSWICK!!!! O Canada.....lol

I first noticed June's ad in the Ottawa schedule section late last week and then read her 'Interview with the Community' on Sunday and knew I had to have a visit with her - what a positive lady. Booking and screening were simple through text and she accepts e-transfers so it was easy to prepay and no trip to the bank needed. She is hosting at a cozy, discrete location with easy street parking. We shared some laughs, stories and thoughtful conversation then, somehow, on the trip to refill our wine glasses, the clothes all wound up on the kitchen floor... although there is a bed available we never made it off the couch, lol. From elegance to adventure to warm intimacy to ecstasy ..... I can't imagine the smile will fade from my face any time soon. You'll find any info you need and contact details on her website: www.junestarr.com She is in town for a couple more days and, if you're fortunate, you may be able to schedule a visit. I'm hoping she'll grace Ottawa again and I'll certainly plan to see her again. What a lovely way to spend a snowy evening!

I recently found this in the shower at work....I think someone might have caught me doing the deed.

506.230.8483 www.junestarr.com Hi there, and thanks for stopping by my page! I will be visiting Ottawa March 2-4, and I would love to meet you! Please do text me at the above number or visit my website to get in contact. So, who am I? I am an intriguing mix of elegance and curiosity, refinement and originality. Eccentric and adorable, while at the same time a seductress (and possibly a succubus?) you won’t want to bother escaping from 😏 I love bedsport and intimacy because they allow us to take off the masks we wear in our day to day, even the ones we wear around our friends. We get to bare ourselves naked and say, “This is who I am. Witness me.” Whether you’re looking for some company for the evening, a dining companion, or some good old fashioned bedsport, shoot me a message! I can’t wait to hear from you 😘 For those interested in longer dates but without the time to plan one, I’ve got you covered! With the pandemic limiting us to staying in, let me create a decadent night for you. Do you prefer whiskey? Feeding sushi to each other? Jazz on the record player? Let me know ahead of time and we’ll make it a very special time indeed 🙂 xoxo June

Hi there admirers, There is a possibility we will get to Yellow zone by March 7 so i will be touring Fredericton, St.John, Miramichi and probably Bathurst or other cities if there are serious demand (with deposit). Simply let me know in advance. I will post the exact dates beginning of March and hopefully i can see you by end of March at the latest. New photos and videos of me were taken yesterday Feb.26 2021. For those who like me with less make up, check the second photo. For those who like my fit, athletic look, check the last photo. I keep myself being active even during winter, thanks to my pooches. More videos and photos with different looks on my website www.alliezeon.com, or better, more photos and daily news on my Twitter for sure, from video free of make up to a doll up look to freshly awakened in the morning 😚. I’m the real deal 😉 😝 In the meantime, if you are in Moncton area, i am only within 30 min away (Shediac-Cap.Pele area). Catch me before i fly:) Take the benefit of $`100 off in New Brunswick for EVERYBODY during the pandemic Enjoy:) Allie youtube video: SEDUCTIVE, SULTRY LOOK OF ALLIE ZEON FOR 2021 - YouTube (SULTRY, SEDUCTIVE VERSION) www.alliezeon.com AVAILABLE:) - YouTube (NAUGHTY, PLAYFUL, VERSION) ALLIE ZEON: TEASER VIDEO FEB.26 2021 - YouTube (FRIENDLY, INNOCENT VERSION)

Honestly I saw her that very day and yea I see what you mean, I haven't been able to stop thinking about that beautiful woman

Hey Gents, I’ll be available today until 5pm for anyone who’s been looking for daytime appointments now is your chance! I host in the Clayton Park area or travel within HRM. I offer GFE services along with regular services for whatever needs you have ❤️ 902-703-6229 to book 😘😘 XO Alyssa

I have been seeing Kitten on a regular basis for my fetish since July 2020. I am her sub and she is my Mistress. Kitten is a gorgeous and elegant woman who has a wonderful space. She is a sensual dominatrix who is strict but compassionate and caring at the same time. She has complete control over me during our sessions together and I enjoy being under her control and dominance. I also value privacy, safety, and good communication and she provides me with all of those attributes. Kitten also has a lovely personality and is easy to have a conversation with. She is polite, smart, friendly, accommodating, non-discriminatory, and pays close attention to detail. She allows me to explore my fetish with her every weekend and even let me add some personal items to the space for enhancement. I plan on continuing to see Kitten and I recommend her to anyone looking for fetish sessions, as she does not disappoint. A+++

Bennett perked up (oh don't groan it wasn't that bad...was it???)

I've used SA and whatsyourprice. I have developed decent relationships on both of those sites, but both sides have to be ok with the agreement. Being upfront really helps things out - but realize it's not a one way relationship like an SP. You also can't expect to pay someone a low rate and expect results. A lot of these sites are made for the wealthy, not someone who would complain about $150 USD. Overnights with escorts can be $1200+, why would someone advertising on a sugar site expect less? Then you have the opposite end of the spectrum which Savannah mentioned - which is someone just thinking they will go out to date someone for $200+, have a good time and go home alone. That's why you have to be upfront with what you want, or you're just wasting time. There are a number of escorts to advertise on the sites, and that's ok. Honestly, I think the best way to "get what you want" is to find a person via lyla or LL, do an incall, see if you get a long and then discuss the prospect of going on a paid date (if the provider is open to this with you, or even does this in general) to get to know one another, and then discuss multi-hour arrangements.