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I spent the most fabulous weekend with Sam Gaines He fulfilled every fantasy a woman could haveHe was very caring, loving and sensitive to my needs. He truly made me happy and I felt a peace within that I had not felt for some time.For the time we were together it was very real for me and very real that I was loved.A weekend like that makes you wish for a weekend like that again and again. Till we meet again Sam... soon.Thank you so much for the experience of a lifetime.JJXox

Hello, I am Abigail! I am glad to have peaked your interest! Here is a bit about myself.... My company is best suited for those that are respectful and gracious . I accept all races, abilities/disabilities, genders. My Stats speak for themselves. At 5'7 with long legs, a C cup bosom and a curvy figure, there is much of my statuesque, silky smooth curves to explore. Blue eyes, blonde hair and the fairest of skin. I am looking forward to hearing from you! Screening is mandatory ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fanpage: MoreAbigail.com Website: AbigailAutumn.com Email: [email protected] Phone: 6137025660

Please take the time to fully read below, as booking requires a specific protocol. ___ Hey! How are you? You can call me Sarah. I'm an extroverted bundle of chaos, with green eyes of fire, brunette hair, a teenie tiny body and an unapologetic mouth. I weigh in at 115lbs and can't reach the top shelf due to my 5'2 stature. All of my assets are completely proportionate and natural. My personality allows me to easily sway to the beat of any drum and relate to almost anyone, in some way. I'm genuine and pride myself on offering the most intimate and realistic experiences. I love conversing and talking about life - I could just stare off listening to you talk about your passions for hours. Humans interest me more than anything else on this planet. I enjoy taking my time. I want to know all your quirks, your hopes, dreams and fears.... every fantasy, every lust, every craving touch. I want to make you feel special, appreciated, and fulfilled. From cuddles and laughs, to toe curling sensations, I will work with you to create our perfect dynamic. I consider myself an Empath. Your pleasure is my happiness. There is no better day, than a day filled with endorphins. Whether it's before work, after that awful 6 hour meeting, or maybe even a quick stop for Lunch, I'll be sure to wash all those worries away. A warm greeting at the door and a simple smile to start us off... the rest is up to you. I don't play games, but I will be your toy. ___ New Comers: You are welcome to book. However, you WILL be required to send a deposit to secure your time. Covid-19 screenings will be required. ___ Duo Info: Duos are now being offered! I have partnered up with Mistress Annabelle Pain, @MsManda & @charlottequinn123 Rates will be matched to the top provider. Deals/Discounts/Offers are subject to change at any time. My personal restrictions still apply (safe play only). Duos are not available with any other providers at this time. Please be aware that each provider has their own way of screening. ___ Schedule: Weekday evenings may be available to regulars only. Fri: 9a - 9p Sat: 9a - 9p Sun: 10a - 6p Pre-booking is mandatory - 24 hours notice only. Please be aware I have a cat and a full-time (F) partner who share my space. Our alone time will never be interrupted by either and my focus will always be on you. 24 hours notice only. ___ Donations: $260 / 1 hour. $300 / 90 minutes. $500 / 2 hours. + $200/additional hour. + $50/hr for kink/fetish/request. + $50/hr for outcalled duos only. ___ How do I contact you and what info do I need to give? When booking, please include: - YOUR NAME - AGE - LENGTH OF SESSION DESIRED - A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF. I reserve all rights to screen my clients as I see fit. So, please be ready with a reference. ___ What if I don't have a reference or this is my first time seeing a provider? I will need a copy of your photo ID (if you do not have a reference). Full name and age must be visible, all other sensitive info can be blocked out. A selfie. A non-refundable deposit - amount will be based on time booked. (You may be subject to full payment up front if you have cancelled previously) ___ Your security, privacy and anonymity is critical to my work. I would never betray you. That begin said, if you do not follow protocol, break my rules, or disrespect my boundaries, you will be asked to leave. ___ Social Media/Reviews: Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/users/9805178 Twitter: https://twitter.com/ms_sarahalexxx Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miss.sarah.alexandria/?hl=en Reviews: https://www.lyla.ch/topic/176638-miss-alexxx-%E2%80%A2-white/?tab=comments#comment-765660 __________ FAQ: Do you offer uncovered services? Nope and I will report you for asking. We book time, not activities. Do you see couples/females? Nope. Can I book you short notice? You can try, but reading above may help you out. Can I take pictures/videos? Hell no. You have a partner, can she join us? 100% No. No. No. No. If you ask this question, your visitations will be revoked. __________ To book: [email protected] 24 hours notice only! ___ When booking, please don't forget your basic details - I do not reply to strangers, so introduce yourself. If it's been longer than 6 months since we've met, I may ask that you reverify yourself. Hope to meet you again soon. - SA. ♡

I’m no Sherlock Holmes but I’m pretty sure it’s on Carlton. My first hunch was the title of this thread.

Speaking of inflatable dolls, does Otto the pilot from Airplane qualify as an inflatable for women? I tried to post a photo but not sure how.