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OK. Time to take a break from the usual topic of who tickles your Elmo the best or which Betty is really Betty. Why in whatever deity you pray to's name do MP's use such horrible smelling oil? Let's use Ness as an example, even though they all seem to be the same. You're lying there all relaxed, well, as relaxed as you can be with someone sitting on your legs till your feet turn blue, then out comes the oil. Not just a little splash, but enough to get the Ever Given unstuck from the Suez Canal. A whiff of baby oil lightly dances across the room. Life is good. A while later you're done and allegedly happy. You get up to put your clothes on, then it hits you - you smell like an 18 year old hot oil wrestler at closing time. By the time you get to your car, it's like the smell is getting worse. Sweet tapdancing Buddha, it's following you. You got the windows open and the A/C on, and the shit seems to be fermenting. Can't even check your rear view for a cop or insurance fraud detective because your eyes are watering so bad. You need to go to the store but you know everyone is going to be thinking, "he's been to a house of ill repute". Judgy bitches. Instead, you rush home and make a beeline for the shower, avoiding other judgy bitches. You scrub and scrub, but the water is beading better than a new teflon frying pan. You consider acetone, but it would probably melt the shower curtain. Besides, the smell of your Axe body wash is starting to overpower the rancid baby oil. Now it's time to go wipe the oil slick from the car seat. Thing is, there's some damn good massage lotions out there that don't smell like vagrant's butt crack. Diamond Athletics sells some good stuff, but it's more than $2 a gallon. Has anyone found an MP that uses unscented oil? Or at least something that doesn't make you want to sew bounce sheets into a face mask?

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President's Choice Extra Virgin Coconut oil ... sold in plastic jar (about 800 - 900 ml in size) is way better ... for massage and other things (including actual cooking lol). Smells and feels way more pleasant too... than veg. / canola oil! 🙂

Also not an expert in the field, although I have in a previous life worked with youth who were on the spectrum. There are so many different ways and degrees in which it can present itself that it is really hard to generalize. I've met some who would be considered high functioning (Asperger's) that it is really hard to tell. Generally though, a lack of being able to interpret what most of us consider obvious social cues is a very common trait. For example, the person may talk about something of interest to them to the point of borderline obsession, without even noticing that the other person in the "conversation" is not enjoying it and possibly even trying to exit. For the most part, the best way to interact with people on the spectrum is to be direct and specific about your expectations. Tell them the expectation outright and remind them if necessary. Don't hint at it as we are so used to doing. For example, tell them you've enjoyed hearing about this topic, but I would like to end the conversation now. It has been my experience that they prefer to know exactly what is expected of them. Again, these are some of my own personal experiences and generalizing is always impossible. This lack of subtlety would definitely make it difficult for many to participate in this industry in so many ways. That said, if an sp ever has a client who identifies themselves as being on the spectrum, my advice would be the same as above. Be specific about your expectations. For example, if the appointment time has ended and they are still talking away, don't be afraid to interrupt and politely tell them it is time to leave. Subtle suggestions or implications may not even be noticed. I would also be interested to hear as well if there are any sps or clients that are on the spectrum and what strategies they might use to navigate the industry and to overcome communication barriers.

Totally agree, which is one of the reasons that I'm so pro "crypto" Like it or not, we have built a society that lives and dies at the whim of the 1% that control the money in the world. This is simply another example of them exercising their power over others doing things they "publicly" don't like. On the other side of their equation, how many of those in a position of power do you think have privately engaged in procurement of sex workers in one form or another?

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I've decided to replace my phone with a tablet that has LTE connectivity. It arrived the other day and works brilliantly, with one exception. Mobile data works fine. Texting and all other functions are perfect. It just doesn't make or receive phone calls. I'm trying to track the problem down with Samsung. Other than that, I love this new Samsung Galaxy Tab Active3. It's the perfect size to fit in my day bag, is the most current Android version so it should last a while, is rugged and durable (military standards). I'm mostly happy with it, but will send it back if I can't figure out how to make calls on it.

There is no way that zipper would ever survive the stress test of being done up!

I now require a deposit to secure my time for both In and Out ... I now do not have to deal with no shows thank God! What some guys don't seem to understand is that we also have families and other priorities so if we take the time to see you and you do not show up it's frustrating and takes time away from that and possibly a genuine connection with someone else I recommend you do your research on the lady of your choice making sure she is indeed reputable before just randomly sending a deposit Good luck 😊

Thank you! You have everything right. DO your research! It'll be the fastest and easiest way to verify the provider. Do they have more links to other profiles, website, Twitter, Lyla, ect? I know a few ladies that run a non-verified ad for an extra ad. Or they want to test a new area here without commiting a large amount of money. Do a reverse check on the photos. There is a great thread for how to her on Lyla. Google the name and phone number, does it come up with the same information or something else? I have made deposits mandatory for new clients as there has been too many time wasters and no shows during covid. It's also added an extra layer of security for myself for knowing who I am seeing. My no show/cancelations have dropped to less than 2% since implementing it. For me it's been worth it. If I have someone saying they don't send or scam, I give them lyla.ch for a good start of research and tell them to have a good day. I have done all the work to verify myself for you, active website, Twitter, Snapchat, and presence here on Lyla. You just have to spend 5 mins to 30mins verifying me. Then politely introduce yourself. Yes, there is scammers out there, but just like we have to research anything else we want, do you research and it will help you 99% of the time.

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I just noticed this couple doing what you are looking for...who knows they might be what you need. I have no experience with them. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_ottawa_now_mfm_couple_duets_reviewed_blonde_squ1rt-6529543?source=list

I think @Sweet Emily J used to but not sure if she still does. Would love to know if you find one.

Well I just got a new nickname form a wonderful lady. She doesn't call me Notch Johnson anymore. I'm now known to her as Notch "Le coq" Grande. I'm not sure why "Le Coq", maybe because I look like a rooster and i think I know why Grande, that's Spanish for tall and I stand at 6'2".

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So, I spoiled myself with this toy just before covid hit us. This poor thing has been sitting in the corner for far too long. Time to pull it out and put my multi skilled hands back to use. I am not a RMT but someone who is who would like to show me a few things. We could use a body to practice on. I do however craft my own natural and infused creams! If it's something you feel like you might like to try, I am here for you 💋 I have a very open mind and this could go many ways. Curious to hear what is on yours! Another thing to add to the repertoire of many services. Message for rates and availability (819) 801-3453 [email protected]

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Something I've read elsewhere, which sounds reasonable (and no, I can't remember where - sorry): If it's something you like, it's a preference. If you're really into it, it's a kink. If you can't get off without it, it's a fetish.

Izzy is gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. Perfect tiny little body and she knows how to move. Her services are a little confusing, but if you keep paying, she keeps providing... just not what I had in mind. All in all, she's a stunner. Her duo partner had such a sweet voice as well.