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Granted. Along with adolescent acne and raging hardons. I wish I had the energy of my youth.

Ouch! Not what I meant at all! Granted. But your unicorn is an asshole! I wish I we're 16 again!

Granted. You are also 90. I wish for super strength!

Granted...snow for 90 days in a row and minus 30 degree C. I wish to go to space for a day and come back.

I currently have 2 dogs. My eldest/female is named Riley Rae, and my boy is named Ascher Atlas Wyatt (Yes I know, the 3 names may seem like a bit much but if you knew what happened and looked them up and also knew that my dad always said that pets need to have a middle name and that I lost both my male dog and my dad last year then you’d likely understand.) Riley is a Golden/Cocker Spaniel x German/Dutch Shepherd and Ascher is a full breed Golden Retriever 🥰❤️🧡💛🌻🌹

2 dogs, 7 cats (maybe 8 if she returns, mia), 7 horses. No names, no pics cause I value my privacy....

Had the opportunity to meet Carmen this afternoon and all I can say is that it was a wild time. Won't go into details and YMMV but it really was a lot of fun. Looks better than her pictures and very professional and a nice location as well. 100% would visit her again

I would give you one but I'm stuck in carbonite, lol.... Carry on....

Granted. You are frozen in carbonite forever. I wish for a magic wand

Granted. SUPER Strength - TOO STRONG 😢 — be careful jerking off 😂😉 I wish I had a unicorn 🦄

I wish for no snow or rain this winter

count me in on that sexy lady 😘

Granted...just give us the time and date. No corruption.

Greetings Gentlemen, Are you looking for something special? A unique companion experience that develops naturally with a fun and gorgeous girl? You've found it. I am here to make you feel welcome and needed. I enjoy the company of a man that knows how to treat a lady. My bright and cheerful personality will leave you wanting more, my cat shaped eyes and slender frame will have your hands fall to the right places. You will get everything a good boy deserves, nothing left out. I will make sure of it. I am the perfect combination of sexy and sweet. My hypnotic hazel eyes, very long silky hair, and enchanting smile will keep you captivated. My body is very petite and tight. I love to use my body to experience intoxication and a rush of pure sensuality and passion. I am the perfect girl at the perfect moment, ensuring your perfect experience. My name is Jessyka. I am respectful, loving and kind and looking to meet a gentlemen with similar qualities I'm a French Canadian beauty with a great sense of humour and passionate sensibilities. Treated respectfully, I always give my best, creating magical and memorable moments and enchanting exchanges filled with positive energy, intellect, laughter, sweetness, sensuality, passion and satisfaction. I’m sexy, seductive, smart and sweet. I truly enjoy what I do and take slow careful care of my friends. I make sure our time together is personal, un-rushed and stimulating for both of us. My focus is satisfying you and giving you a dream come true. I am always discreet and I will value your time and privacy. I am always up for fun, an adventure, or quality time together. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Jessyka xx TOGETHER WITH ANGIE MARTINEZ Stats: Age: 27 years old Nationality: French Canadian Height: 5'1” Weight: 125lbs Hair: Dirty blond Hair length: Very Long & Natural Eyes color: Deep Hypnotic Hazel Chest: Addictive 34DD **(natural) Build: Tight bodied with Curves At The Right Places Smoke: Hell no! Language: French & English with a sexy french accent My personality: Sparkling, Confident, sincere, fun, passionate, and spontaneous. Your generosity and thoughtfulness are never expected but always appreciated and never forgotten. The greatest gift you can give me are priceless memories. Booking: If I have piqued your interest and you are intrigued to learn more, please feel free to contact me. ** I handle all communications with you directly Email: [email protected] Phone: 438-700-6043 (TEXT ONLY) Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/Missjessyka514 • Please be advised that I do not take any phone calls. Text message only • You will be contacted promptly • I only cater to professionals and gentlemen, please be respectful when talking to me or I will have to block you. • No correspondence with vulgarities or explicit correspondence with vulgarities or explicit language will be answered. Please be respectful. * FOR APPOINTMENT New friends, Please use this contact form: 1. Name: ** 2. Phone number: ** 3. City: ** 4. Special request if you have any: ** 5. Preferred date and time & duration wished: ** * All fields are required. False or missing information can remove all possibility of meeting Top rated, authenticated, International travel companion for the sophisticated gentleman accustomed to the best things in life

Granted. But you teleport into old porta-potties. I wish I had duck feet.

A some later afternoon or evening time left (or wake up calls) next week… Early morning (before 8 am) can be arranged with 24 hours notice, before 7 am… make sure to bring a coffee! High test is best! I’m a mature provider, who loves what I do. I believe that life lived to its fullest is the only life to live! I want to make our time as special as possible, so, if you decide to reach out, please take the time to properly introduce yourself. Tell me about yourself, and what you are interested, not just with regards to our time together, but also, in general. You might be surprised to find I have a similar interest. I offer a genuine Girl-Friend experience(GFE), with maybe a little PSE thrown in for fun. October 19-22 2021 Tuesday 4 pm to 9 pm Wednesday 3 pm to 9 pm Thursday 4 pm to 9 pm Friday 8 am to noon Screening : I do require screening for all new gentlemen I meet, no exceptions. I offer many ways for you to screen and it is up to your discretion to pick which you are most comfortable with. Visit my website for methods tasha-scarlett.ca/screening Investment : 60 min: $280 90 min: $400 2 hrs: $500 3 hrs: $700. How to contact me: Web: https://Tasha-Scarlett.ca/contact Email: [email protected] Twitter: @scarlettOttawa Text only: 613-263-1797

dude, the ad is gone. and the pics used are of porn star Sarah Vandella - https://twitter.com/TODDCastPodcast/status/1448723534373601285/photo/1 PS: if you like that face, watch her on Pornhub 😄

I’m going to add onto this to add a picture of the dog I lost last year. His name was Ryder Rex and I called him both my Sunshine and my Prince Charming. He slept in my arms every night and was both my and Riley’s best friend. We feel very lucky to have Ascher in our lives now as we felt so lost and were having such a hard time. Even though Ryder is and always will be irreplaceable and although it was extremely hard to actually finally go through the full process of getting a new pup (I actually had to get my mom to help me as I just was never able to actually bring myself to even really search well, nvm to actually finally get one), I am so thankful to have him with us today and I know Riley is too. After being so overwhelmed with such debilitating grief there’s finally true joy and a sense of real happiness in our home again. Here is a picture of my oh so loving and sweet Prince Charming Ryder Rex and my lovely pretty Princess Riley Rae the last time they got groomed before he so suddenly and tragically passed away.

Does anybody else here knows the story behind the name "Karen"? I apologize before going any further with this if your real name is Karen and don't want anyone to take this personally.

As a member I like this thread. I think the conversation has been respectful and there has been nothing said negatively about the provider. In fact the opposite. Glowing reviews on her ability to please and being good at what she does. Members communicating inaccuracies in an ad is to the benefit of all members. Nothing negative just sharing information that by all accounts is true. The real question is, with a group of ladies that always seem to provide amazing opportunities for high quality companionship to the fine gentlemen of Halifax, why are the photos not accurate. The issue is not body type it’s the provider’s misrepresentation of body type. Ironically if the ad and photos were accurate, the men of Halifax would have flocked to see her almost entirely based on the YFL reputation of high quality encounters. This thread would not exist and all the energy would be reflected in the reco section. ML

I had the pleasure of seeing this lovely lady a couple times recently. I had been surveying the layout of the land, looking for a companion who was like the girl nextdoor, so to speak. She is a very genuine, sexy, unique women. I opted for the happy ending massage. The massage was incredible. We laughed, joked and carried on like we knew each other for years.

This is an excellent post and I wanted to respond for a while and finally found enough time away from the books to do so. This reminds me of something that is said too many people who are about to perform on stage "the audience doesn't know what you were up to. As long as you keep moving forward with the entertainment like nothing has gone wrong, no one will be the wiser". Cops need evidence to lay charges. How are they to know this isn't just a friend or relative coming to visit? Unless you're handling cash or services in public there isn't much to worry about. Hearsay isn't binding. For myself if I was in this position I don't think I would hold the client responsible. I would try to understand their discomfort as ultimately they will be the one taking the charge, not I. There will be many other calls and they may even be one of them if shown such compassion. I do think it would be fair to keep any deposit that was offered but I wouldn't feel right about taking more. This is just as much about respecting the client as it is respecting the provider.

Excellent questions and very honest answers. The best interview of 2021 for me. Thank you for both, my daughter @lydiahardwood and @FunValerieThe general assumption of getting easy money by being an escort, especially for mature providers in this very saturated, highly competitive industry is totally wrong. Although, for those who can market themselves correctly (especially for the younger providers), they still can earn substantially well compared to general population's income. There are men who literally come to see a provider, excuse my french, to fuck. "The hot, cute, barbie doll, young and petite" kind of girls. I have heard stories from clients that these kind of girls are literally queued by several men daily, having 8-15 clients daily. For those of us who are mature, physically, there is no way we can see those amount of clientele daily,I wish lol 😅. We will probably be sore after the fourth clients lol Our life is different compared to those girls. For us, mature providers, we cater to those, mostly mature men, who want companionship, to be pampered, having a nice conversation, and on a rare occasions, few younger men who are into older women. Unfortunately, those type of clients, the ones who are mature and in need of our services are very few. Therefore, the prospect of having great income diminish over time for us, mature providers. Valerie has expressed that. Thumbs up for her honestly. We definitely have to diversify and have another profession as a back up. Unless there is a miracle in the field of medicine and science, it's inevitably that we are all getting older and the prospect of having a sustainable income as a mature provider diminish overtime. C'est la vie Allie