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I'm slightly late to the party (I'm going to tell myself fashionably?😅), but better late than never😋 Great entries so far, good luck everyone, and Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all! 😘🥰

I will recommend caution while answering DMs Just like the providers, not all are legitimate clients - some can be providers themselves, or friends (occasionally pimps), masquerading as clients, in order to extract information. Take care. ~

Oh you thought I was refering my kitties. I get just as distracted by these rolls 😹

Hello! My name is Avril and I am based in Edmonton and San Diego. I am a 37 year old curvy Pilates instructor.I'm new to the industry as a companion and I'm absolutely loving it. I love connecting with others and making others feel good. I am looking for a very small handful of clients so screening will be a must. Send me a text at 587-545-7574 my private twitter is @pilatesmilf - OF is https://onlyfans.com/sparrowxxx email is [email protected] have some verification info available when you are ready to send me a message. State where you're from as I'm touring currently.I don't need/want to know your ethnicity when you're booking. Stating that you're white really turns me off 🥴🥴🥴 No partying at all but I am 420 friendly.

Or just keep the bathroom door shut as I've since learned to do with Beatrix around. Did I mention she's a brat? A Rambling RG

You broke a nail on TP...and worse post about it 😆 Won't make a Terminator out of you 😆 A Rambling RG

This was exactly my thought as I chose option A 😹

the option of having the roll sitting on the bathroom counter was not an option

Too funny. I chose over the top or B. I just grew up this way at home and have always put it that way. I have gone to friends houses that have cats and have to look in the cupboards for the paper. I have also gone into friends houses and changed the rolls from the back to the front. I still laugh at myself for doing this.

Who's Ready to Start The New Year!?

The only thing over the top about this debate is that it's coming up as a debate at all...who cares...really I mean. It's just toilet paper. Only when the store shelves are empty...no toilet paper to be found anywhere, then toilet paper is a major subject of discussion. Otherwise who cares BTW I squeeze the Charmin too in the store...and don't buy it 😆 I Feel Bad 😆 A Rambling RG

Thats how Beatrix got roll two. Number one was on the roll...well all over the floor actually 😹 A Rambling RG 😆

got my booster a couple weeks ago...getting ready to line up for the registration for the 4th shot, lol

So Angela Horwath is going to campaign on opening up the strip clubs? (I bet Doug Ford has been to a few!)

Had the opportunity to meet Kylie this afternoon and she is everything that YFL hyped her up to be. Walked into her room and just like her pictures, a total bombshell. She's also more than just a pretty face, she was able to put my at ease almost right away. I can have a hard time finishing with a girl I don't know or have just met but with Kylie it was like I've known her forever. And please treat her well, I would love for her to come back and visit again someday

At least she is wearing a tuque to keep warm !

Sorry to hear about your Dad. And I agree 100% with you. Just wondering if one of the child unvaccinated person died. How they would feel the rest of life wondering if they where the cause.

Thanking Lyla for spoiling the providers this Christmas and keeping our fine hobbyists in eye candy! Its been a pleasure getting to know you better the last few years. To those who bring me Bubbles, Baileys and Bud you hold a special kind of real estate in my heart <3 Merry Christmas Lovelies Xox

I had the great pleasure of meeting Miss Kylie Jane, for the first time, today. I really wish I could figure out why I waited so long. Beautiful and intelligent woman. Engaging and good conversationalist. She had my attention from the moment I walked in and was able to keep her and us as my focus and not let my mind wonder. The service is some of the best I have experienced in a very long time. Gentlemen her accolades go well beyond my input, but you would do very well to reach out and set up an appointment. I simply cannot wait until next time @KylieJane! Thank you so much for the great time.