Hornee69

Anything more than a mouthful is too big. Stay as you are!

Time share!

If U get a flat...pump hard & fast!

I saw her there just before Xmas. Spent a bit of time with her. Nice girl, quiet but can get wild. I might be there next week and I will check her out, she was working nites.

Short little dresses, moderate shoes. I hate the 12 inch?? heels. But when I go to the CR I luv it when the girl takes her shoes off & goes barefoot (and bare ass too). Dancer tell us where you dance and some of us will come out and judge you. lol

I ain't good, but I'll dance for you! lol

I make special business trips across Canada just to see the girls I want.

Tiger is losing sponsors but in actual fact he just signed a new one. A Drug company just signed Tiger on the promote their new drug called Tiagra...it's good for 18 holes.

Hey Hunk, I do hope you are single, for a married guy that would be a much bigger problem.

Real is best! I actually will not see a girl if she has man mades, I hate them that much.

Having to visit the Palm Sisters afterwards!

Isn't this what haappened to Tiger (Cheetah) & Elin. That is going to cost him $500 Mil. & 2 teeth. That is an expensive phone call.

Simple, on the end of my tongue!!!

Try Willow.

Yep, bin there, dun it, bought the T-shirt! bad scene.

I just hope I don't have a hard on when I walk through. That wood be embarrassing.

I just tell the girls I am broke, no money & it will have to be a freebie, they all go along with it!!!!

After you get past the humour aspect of this question, it becomes a very serious question. Turn the question around and ask "What would you do (an SP) if a client passed out or had a heart attack on a call", very different scenarios depending if it was an incall or outcall? I have seen a regular girl for awhile and i have a heart condition & I fool with her feigning a heart attack & she gets pissed off, we laugh, she says get serious and we move on, however,.................................. Think about it! The question could have been asked in a different manner.

He may find it hard to get his nuts off in Ottawa again unless he wants to date the Palm Sisters, but you never know, they just might turn him in as well!

There are only a few things that I would eat at Barbs and they do not cum from a restaurant!!

I saw those warnings on CL as well. It might be true or it just might be a disgruntled client, you never know, however, the smart money says don't take a chance.

Are we talking just the pussy or are we talking underarms, legs & chest hair. lol If you want it all go to Europe. I was in Ottawa the other day & spoke to a pretty, young girl & she asked if I preferred Breasts or legs. I told her that I preferred a nice, shaved snatch. Now I am banned from Kentucky Fried Chicken! (Malika, I wrote it out for you as you did not understand KFC when I told you this joke in chat the other day).

Pigales - Always go there when I am in town. Barbs - A good close 2nd, more nice women but the VIP rooms are not as good. Nuden - Have not been for awhile but it used to be good.

I luv your looks & UR body. So much so that a few years back I was very disappointed when U & I were unable to hook up due to a bout of bronchitis that U had. This was back in Manitoba. I think U R perfect & i just hope I can to Halifax someday. We did speak on the phone & I found U very delightful & remarkably honest & would never hesitate to see U. Good luck & continued success. Graham

My response is "Don't do It" Personally I hate implants, there is nothing better than Natural. Don't change until after I have seen you! lol