It has been a decade since I partook of this hobby. Soon my birthday approaches, and I find myself thinking that I should partake once more. As a man hitting his senior years, I am thinking of a woman, not a girl, nor someone who could have more artwork than the Louvre. One or two artfully tats is okay but I get turned off by the whole billboard. Being that this may be the last time for me, in this endeavour, ideally she is open to “all ports of call” and has a place that offers discretion. I can only offer names of past dalliances as they have now retired from the profession.