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I'm sad to say that you've all been way too PG-13 with your choices!! So I'll rectify that immediately :p In no particular order my favorite sounds are the noises a lady makes as I bring her to orgasm :Cunning: , the sounds of naked skin slapping against naked skin :aol_doggystyle: and the sounds of a perfectly wet and sloppy bj being performed on yours truly :bj2: There, now that's better! As you were.

Quickies are a blast! Every now and then that is lol. I have many fond memories of the odd, completely random, unplanned and unexpected quickies with my ex's. I think in the context of this hobby, the occasional 15 minute quicky could be really fun with a lady with whom you already have an established and healthy sp/client relationship and have already taken previous longer encounters to get to know each other. But I can't really see a 15 minute encounter being all that gratifying for either party on a first time meeting. But that's me.

I got the same "problem" about lasting long. And I'm pretty much useless with a rubber so when I see a SP I restrict my own pleasure to oral. In my experience....I wouldn't expect a full hour long bj. I can't see very many ladies not getting fed up after a while, or plain and simply getting a sore jaw. I can't speak from experience but I would imagine giving a good bj is pretty hard work. Even if they genuinely love giving head, even the most orally inclined lady will need the occasional break. I like to mix it up with digits/daty here and there (assuming she offers this) to give her a break every so often. I have had hour long sessions that were focused entirely on me, but in no way was the lady down there for the entire hour....and nor would I expect her to be. She will usually stop for a bit and stroke me while kissing me, necking with me etc,. Or maybe switch to bls every now and then to give herself a break....which should be completely expected and understandable. However if you're interested in receiving strictly just a bj....maybe discuss it with her first but I would aim at 30 minutes for starters.

A new computer! The good: Yay its fast and doesn't freeze up and have to be restarted every 3 minutes! The bad: Windows 8 can suck my left nut! And 2 new movies on blu-ray. Dredd and Expendables 2. I love me my cheesy action :)

Windows 8. I don't like it!

I love women named "Giselle". That's all.

The official Dexter facebook page just announced that the 8th season will be premiering a lot sooner than expected! It premiers on June 30th! :D

An very important message from Christopher Walken. Please take the time to watch.

Good idea! I'm sure the Mod can chime in on how easy or difficult this would be to do.

A boobie pic to make you think. Women should be able to go out and wear (or in this case, not wear) anything they damn well please and not be blamed for a damn thing! (except maybe the occasional fender bender :p)

Just a note to all people who have created a social group(s). Personally I'm liking these new changes and I'm really digging the fact that we can now create multiple threads going on within a social group. Very cool stuff!! One new option I'm particularly fond of is that you can add a "Group Icon" picture (ie, profile pic) identifying your group which makes it much easier to spot....and also makes it more aesthetically pleasing to the eye, making it more likely that a non-member who is just randomly scrolling through groups, may be more inclined to check it out and see what it's all about! Emily J has added one to her Oral Lovers group and I have added ones to the groups which I have created. You simply go to your group's main page, scroll to the bottom and you will see the "Edit Group" option. Scroll down and you will see "Edit Group Icon" where you will have the option of uploading a pic. Keep in mind though that I believe these "Group Icons" are visible to all cerb members.....I could be wrong but I believe this to be the case even for the private groups.....so the group icon pic should be cerb friendly (ie, no genitals or sexual acts being portrayed). Happy cerb-ing everyone!

Well the word "cheating" in and of itself implies some form of deception. Therefore I would have to say that if you're completely upfront and honest with your partner....than no, you're not cheating....as there is no deception. Otherwise.....yup, it's cheating. Whether it's seeing an SP and getting everything, seeing a MA for just a "Happy Ending" or even just getting a lapdance at the local strip bar. If you're lying to your SO and hiding the fact that you're getting some form of sexual satisfaction from another person on the side.....then you're cheating. Just how I see it anyway.

Big fan of this too! Divine formerly of the 'Fax (I think she's retired now) was the absolute best at this! Not too rough, not too light. Just perfect! She definitely had a talented tongue. Too bad I could only imagine what else she could do with it ;)

I haven't had a massage from her but Cleo Catra worked as a MA for a while.

Thought everyone on cerb would appreciate this one

I'm siiiiiiiiick! :( Uber Sick! Yeah I totally turn into a whining little bitch when in this state lol.

I've considered that but unfortunately there are no strip clubs within walking distance. I don't drive and would have to cab back. And I know from experience that catching a cab anywhere post-midnight on New Years Eve is virtually impossible. It's at least a 2-3 hour wait for a cab after midnight. Same reason I'm not looking for an Incall tonight. I'd be stuck there! (which any provider, no matter how patient and understanding, would probably not appreciate lol) Trust me I've already gone through all possible scenarios...I think I'm officially S.O.L for tonight lol.

Right now my conscience sucks....big time!! Sitting at home with zero plans for tonight. (All my friends in this area are the married w/ children type). And what's worst is that I'm one horny mofo tonight!! I want nothing more than to be waist deep in the middle of some down n' dirty PSE style action with some beautiful lady when the clock strikes midnight! Talk about a memorable way to ring in the new year!!! But alas....that damned little angel on my shoulder wouldn't want said lady to risk being on the road after midnight because of me. When there will probably be more than a few drunkards driving around out there.

Sorry. It's slang for cops (I think lol). They showed up about 5 mins after I saw Sophia. No big drama resulted from their arrival though. At least not that I could see. They were still lurking around upstairs when I left.

On site and confirming that Sophia's back! Additional Comments: Aaaand. So is the five 0. lol.

Gran Torino. One of Eastwood's best.

I'm a man of few words (yeah right :p) so I'll just say have fun and drive safe out there tomorrow night folks! And if you can't drive safe, than don't drive at all! 613-820-NOSE (6673) (for Ottawa). For those of you not in Ottawa please visit http://operationnezrouge.com/en for your local number. I fully expect to see all you degenerate perverts back here Tuesday morning with all your pieces (both naughty and nice) still intact! :D

Doesn't seem to be available in the group anymore either for some reason :( Or at least I can't see it anyway. I see that you made a post but there's nothing there. It's an empty post....no pic or anything. Can't understand why that one pic in particular would be removed and not the others. I didn't see it but I can't imagine it could possibly be any more explicit than any of the other pics being posted :confused0024:

Casualties Of War. With Michael J Fox and Sean Penn. One of my favorite Viet Nam movies. Very powerful.