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If I go with my real name....I'm a Dribbling Orgasm (err....too much realism lol) If I go with the shortened form of my real name....I'm a Unicorn's Orgasm (too gay) Using my cerb handle I'm a Sweaty Orgasm (hmmmm...not bad :p ) If I start going by my middle name (as some do) I'm a Deadman's Orgasm! (YES!! Tres cool!) What's your COCKtail name? And while you're snickering over your cocktail name, and if you've had a few too many cocktails on Monday, be safe and smart everyone! 613-820-NOSE (6673)

I have to give thanks to Malika for adding this gem to my aptly titled "dirty playlist"

I'm one who also prefers outcalls, and maybe I'm the exception to the rule....but I actually prefer the casual wear (jeans, t-shirt, etc). However she would normally dress on any other given day is actually my preference. Actually come to think of it I think this applies to Incalls too. I find the casual wear really helps with the fantasy aspect of hobbying. For me, it really helps take me out of the "SP/Client" reality of the situation and puts me into the fantasy mind frame of this being a spontaneous, casual encounter with a friend w/ benefits or with someone I just met, (example: just meeting someone at the supermarket, sparks fly, and she invites herself back to your place....or vice versa.... for a naughty fuckfest! ;) ) No one goes to the supermarket wearing 8 inch stilettos, lingerie and little else :p

Arachnophobia

I was already sick of Christmas in like Mid-November. In fact I'm already sick of 2013's holiday season!! Yeah...not a fan of this time of the year either. Going out west to visit some friends this summer! And hoping to get my flabby butt in shape in time for the travels.

I know I said this last year....but this year I really mean it! Honest! To start eating right and get in shape! I have no choice this year. I'm planning on doing some travelling this summer and I can't realistically expect to hook up with some exotic strange while still looking like the comic book guy from the Simpsons! ;)

This is a group which is tailer made for MOI!! Now how the hell did I not come up with this idea first?? Oh right.....I was probably too busy masturbating and getting blowjobs. (Sadly, mostly masturbating :p)

Wolf. Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer. One of my fave werewolf movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbPyQxfw74

Double trouble courtesy of Malika and Carys ;)

Right off the top of my head.....I've been dying to meet Emily J, Taylor Monroe and Berlin!

As someone who has an issue with rubbers (or rather...junior does....he absolutely LOATHES the damn things!) when I see a SP it's strictly for oral pleasure (mutual oral pleasure that is :69: ). And of course the pleasure of their company, cuddling, kissing, great conversation, the overall gf experience....but when it comes to actual sexual acts....I restrict my own pleasure to a bj. That being said the SP's I have seen have based their rates on the amount of time spent with them, regardless of services being provided to you....with the exception of greek (anal sex), fetishes,etc, which will often be extra. A bj however should usually be included in the rates advertised on their ads. My advice however is to not inquire about getting a "discount" because you're "only getting a bj". To do so can be considered very rude. You're paying for their time so be prepared to accept the rate as advertised. If you're looking for a bbbj (bj without a condom) that will sometimes be extra depending on the provider. Also how you intend to finish (in mouth / on face / on body / etc, assuming of course that she offers these services) may also be extra depending on the provider. But all this will often be stipulated in their ads or on their website, and if not it can be discussed with the lady in a respectful way prior to meeting during the inquiring/booking process. Don't be shy to ask questions when contacting her (again, doing so in a respectful way....I cannot stress that enough). If you're shy about discussing things like this over the phone with a stranger (as I am), than inquire and book via PM here on cerb or by e-mail or text (most SP's have this contact option, and many actually prefer it.) But by all means get any questions you may have out of the way before booking the date. One of the worst thing you can do in this hobby is to make assumptions. Neither of you would want any last minute surprises. Long story short, my advice would be to simply browse the ads here, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316, and the recommendations here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125, find a lady who strikes your fancy, take the plunge, and enjoy!

Nothing! Just me in all my glory! Like Denis Leary said "I gotta see my dick FIRST thing in the morning! It's just the kind of relationship me and my dick have." I wake up and look down and our exchange is usually as follows: ME: Hey! MY DICK: Hey! How you doin'? ME: Great! How about you? MY DICK: Terrific!....Wanna jerk off now? ME: Yeah, why not?

Yeah I doubt it. The serial killer in these things never gets away scott free and lives happily ever after. Imagine what kind of message that would send! Then again Hannibal Lecter did....hmmm. I just hope it's not too bleak of an ending. That would ruin the whole show for me. They should end it with some of that dark humor that has been sorely missing from the last couple seasons. That's what I enjoyed most about the earlier seasons. I'm pretty sure Dexter's gonna get busted. If he does I hope he gets declared sane and stuck in general population. If only because he'd be like a kid in a candy store! I think that would be the perfect way to end it....something like the final scene of the last Boondock Saints movie. Dexter looking out onto the grounds at all the other convicted killers with a look and a sly grin like "Hmmm....who should I start with?" Roll credits! That would be a kick ass way for the show to go out :p

Just got through watching the finale! Holy intense Batman!! Poor Deb. She's gonna be even more fucked up now. The flashbacks also made me realize how much I miss Doakes being on the show. He always cracked me up. He was probably my favourite character aside from Dexter. Well ok....masuka too :p. That first "Surprise, motherfucker!" Got me all excited for a second till I realized it was a flashback lol. If I remember correctly I think next season is the last one. How will it all turn out??!

KD. Preferred supper of single white males everywhere!

I really don't understand why it's complicated. If someone's unconscious.....they can't consent. If they don't consent......it's fucking rape! End of story! I honestly don't give two shits if you consider yourself a "nice guy" or if others consider you a "really sweet person". If you forced yourself onto someone who is unconscious....you're a rapist! And I'm not a fan of you! I'll agree with Baileydog that sometimes it's fun to be woken up by your SO who wants to make love to you. I agree it's a nice way to wake up (again, I say this in the case of a significant other with whom you have a healthy sex life). I've had GF's do it me and I've done it as well. Difference being we never performed sexual acts on each other while the other was unconscious. Sexual Assault is not restricted to strangers. It can happen with SO's too. If you wake up and you're in the mood, there's ways to do it....lean over and spoon with the person in such a way that it may wake them up, maybe give them a peck on the neck or on the lips. Or if all else fails......hey, you can always just poke them till they wake up and then say "You wanna?" (Although this last technique has rarely worked for me :p) If they don't wake up....BY GOD leave it at that! Don't take that as an invitation and proceed to have your way with them! Because...ummmm....that would be RAPE! If they wake up and give clear indication that it's not happening... Again....BY GOD leave it at that! Because otherwise......that would be RAPE! However if they wake up and indicate (without any doubt!) that they are ready and willing....hey, go nuts and have fun! Honestly, if I were to be woken up by my wife/girlfriend riding me or giving me a handjob or blowjob.....I'd like to think I'd be cool with it....truth is...I may very well feel pretty damn violated.

Awesome news!! Absolutely awesome! Definitely put a smile on my face this morning! :D

Straight from the FBI folks, I bring you: Special Agent Dana Scully: And Special Agent Clarice Starling (as portrayed by Julianne Moore): Shit,I gotta get me a job at the FBI!!! Mmmmmm......sexy redhead FBI threesome....The truth is down there ;)

I absolutely adore a lady who can talk dirty to me! It sometimes gets away from me as well ;) As for casually, I try to keep a lid on it (usually unsuccessfully). I'm currently making my way through Deadwood and find myself cursing up a storm like a motherfucker!!

Hey you're obviously still tuning in so it can't be that bad, right? ..... Just sayin' :p

Personally, for myself the only way I see myself quitting is when I eventually find myself in a committed relationship in which things remain exciting and spicy in the bedroom. I know from experience that (for myself) doing both is not an option. Its too hard on my conscience.

Looking deep within myself for some long, intense, and very reflective self-exploration.....and coming to the startling realization that......I'm really NOT too old to still think farts are funny!

I don't know about the rest of you...but the holiday season always gets me in a melancholy, bluesy type of frame of mind....I guess I'm just an incurable bumhug :p I figured I can't be the only one who gets this way around this time of year so I thought would start an upbeat thread to put a smile on peoples faces. We already have the highlights of the day thread....but I'm sure everyone has that one key moment in their lives that they can think back on and it never fails to make them smile....a moment you will take with you to your grave....Either something you accomplished, something that was done for you, an important person entering your life, the birth of a child etc, Here's mine: About a hundred years ago...when I was 19....I was walking home from work at something around 2:30-3am. It was a weeknight so the streets were more or less deserted. I lived within walking distance of my work. I was walking across the bridge (a very high bridge) to get to my place when I come across this drunken homeless person, climbing up onto the edge of the bridge. No one else was around and this person was completely oblivious of my presence, so they were clearly intending on jumping. Thankfully after about a half hour (may have been only a few minutes actually....but it sure as hell felt longer) I managed to talk this person down off the edge and I walked them back to a shelter. This was the first thing I ever did with my life that seemed to actually matter. Now the cynic in me tries to convince me that this person probably just went back the next night and finished the job. I honestly don't know. But I prefer to think that this was a life altering experience for the person and it changed their life around for the better. This was quite obviously that person's quintessential "rock bottom" moment. And after hitting rock bottom is there anywhere else to go but up? Maybe this person got cleaned up and went on to create a beautiful piece of art. Or maybe they fathered a child who will one day cure cancer. Or maybe they're just living an uninteresting, plain, normal, but healthy, and happy life.....which honestly....would be no less profound. Who knows? Anyway, that's the moment that never fails to bring a smile to my face when I think about it (as terrifying an experience as it was lol). So everyone....what was the highlight of your life? Additional Comments: And on a more "typical-of-me" note.....yeah I guess my first blowjob would have to be up there too :D