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RG, you forgot all about Anne Hathaway! Poor Anne Either way I think I'll have to go with Michelle Pfeiffer. Jenna Jameson: or Jenna Haze: or Jenna Brooks: or Jenna Presley:

Agreed! Love that movie. Bruce Willis and Christopher Walken in one movie...you can't ask for much more cool factor than that. Plus it's a quasi-remake of one of my favorite western's, A Fistful Of Dollars.......which is a quasi-remake of Akira Kurosawa's samurai film Yojimbo......which funny enough, was inspired by early westerns.

This one's for the itty bitty titty lovers out there.....or is it?? Even delusional boobs can be sexy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zrvui5BWpA

I for one never get tired of listening to either of these ladies talk, moan, scream, and sometimes even throw obscenities my way :p

I'm not gonna let my personal feelings decide this topic for me...instead I'll be really technical about it. Whether or not she should have been disqualified all depends on the paperwork (point finale!). If the entry form she filled out simply asks her if she's a female and she checked off "yes", then she did NOT lie and she should be allowed to participate. For all intents and purposes she is now a female...however if the form asks "Were you BORN a female?" and she checked off "yes"....well then that's a different ball game altogether (no pun intended). Flat out lying on any entry form should be definite grounds for disqualification. If the Terms and Conditions of this contest make no mention of transgendered persons than I do not see how they can legally disqualify her...however if the Terms and Conditions of the contest DO state that transgendered people cannot participate than she simply needs to suck it up and accept it....for now. This is not to say that I do not think she should fight to have that policy changed....if there is such a policy in place I do think it should be changed. But if it is CURRENTLY a policy and it is presently written down in black and white than that's that. You can't fight the fine print.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJM3bVlAWc&feature=share

I think the Sally you're thinking about is still at Barefax....at least she was less than 2 weeks ago.

Not really a movie...but this little known (on this side of the pond anyway) BBC mini series was absolutely brilliant. Set in modern day it's very much told as a sequel to Robert Louis Stevenson's novel....but with balls! Although one doesn't really need to know the original story to enjoy it. It's a self contained story told in 6 episodes. It's a perfect mixture of horror, action, suspense, and comedy (there's more than a little of that wonderfully dry British humor). Great performances by everyone in this. An absolute blast, very entertaining, and I really recommend it

Anyone know if most club hours are later tomorrow or are they the usual weekday hours? Clubs I was thinking of checking out are Playmate, Barefax or Taboo.

Finding out your steak went bad because you left it in the fridge too long before cooking it :( Just had to throw out a steak.......Saturday night....10pm.....no steak....no blowjob......no back up plan. Life generally sucks right now.

Mr. Reeve really rocked that letter in 1978 :D And what a memorable tune!

'kay I'm gonna go off on a not-so-little rant here....something I feel kind of passionate about....sharks. I know, I know, sharks don't have fur...but I swear this isn't a hijack. Denis Leary said it best right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPSff6V6qjI "We only want to save the cute animals don't we?" Honestly fur is only a huge topic because furry animals are usually really cute. They make for great posters to tug at the heart strings and milk "donations" out of people and get a lot of attention. If these animals were butt ugly and/or really scary looking most people wouldn't really think twice about their slaughter and extinction. People complain about fur while at the same time chowing down on a nice big fat cheeseburger topped with lots of bacon....why? Because cows and pigs aren't really that cute. The Great White Shark (and other species of sharks) are becoming dangerously close to being extinct. Why? Because they're being killed...not to be turned into food, not to be turned into clothing, they're being slaughtered at an alarming rate so their fins can be turned into paper weights to be purchased at souvenir shops by tourists. They're literally being fished, having their fins sliced off...just their fins, and then being tossed back into the ocean, still alive, and otherwise still whole, where they sink to the ocean bed and drown (because they can't swim without their fins). No meat is being taken, they're not being skinned to make clothing......it's literally for their fins...because hey, everyone remembers how spooky Jaws' dorsal fin is right? As it speedily slices through the water after some unsuspecting water skier with that epic music playing. How cool would it be to have that sitting on your desk or something? Wow! These (IMO) beautiful and majestic creatures are being systematically wiped off the face of the planet because of a movie. The Great White population only started decreasing significantly in the 1970's (right around the time that movie came out). Admittedly I have a very love-hate relationship with that movie. It's one of my favorite books (I've had to replace it a few times because I read it too much), and also one of my movies. Oddly enough it's what started my fondness for sharks. But at the same time I hate the effect it's had on our culture and how most people now view sharks as a result. Not to mention the fact that considering where they stand on the oceanic food chain their extinction would throw everything out of whack. And yet....no one hears about this. You don't have super models posing nude next to sharks to gain attention....because they're scary....and they're not cute. And it's really really sad and shines an ugly glaring light on how shallow our society really is....even when it tries to be compassionate, it still comes off as being very douchbagish. I mean seriously....what image elicits more sympathy from you? This one? Or this one? Or this one? (I did a google image search and couldn't even find a picture online that says "Save the Great White Shark" so just pretend there's a caption saying "save me" at the bottom) You see what I mean? The estimated worldwide population of the Great White Shark is I think somewhere between 800 to 2,600 (no I didn't forget any zeros). That's worldwide people! How is this not making headlines? Where are all the sexy celebrities when the not-so-cute creatures are endangered? And the worst part is they're not even that dangerous. They're not man-eaters. Every year more people are killed by vending machines than by shark attacks (I'm serious. Vending machines. I couldn't make this stuff up folks). It's one of the only creatures on this planet (if not THE only creature) that was created perfect and has never had to evolve. And this is what we're doing to it. You bet your ass if the dolphins were in this kind of trouble we'd be hearing about it everywhere. ok, so maybe that was a little bit of a hijack but it was sort of related right? :p

Lately all my first time booking has been done through PM here on cerb...but then I rarely see anyone who isn't a member. I'll then provide my number via PM and move on to texting the day of....(if they specify in their add that texting is ok).

Fortunately this hasn't happened to me yet but it's only a matter of time. Great advice backrubman. One can never be too safe.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ I think I got it all, right?

I personally have had my fair share of leather jackets, leather trench coats, even a few pairs of leather pants....which all looks totally sexy on me if I do say so myself ;) so it would be hypocritical of me to be morally opposed to fur. But personally I just think fur just looks like ass more often than not. I've always found it looked more like someone trying to show off their wealth and social status and not really wearing it because they thought it looked nice. I once worked in storage in a fur store and the majority of the client base (with the odd exception) were the snooty, nose-in-the-air, upper crust types. So as a result now when I see someone wearing fur that's my immediate first impression of them.

I don't think anyone should be taking this gentle reminder personally. Yes the visitor can sometimes come without warning and be unpredictable, but I don't think that's what this thread is about. Sometimes the lady may very well be in the know about her "visitor" and simply not clue the client in on it because she wants that $200. I am NOT saying this of all ladies, and certainly not of any ladies on here. So please don't bite my head off. In my experience the majority of ladies will have enough respect for us to let us know if it's that time of the month and will simply offer restricted services during that time or will take the time off. But sadly there is the minority who will not. Unfortunately not everyone on this planet is honest and respectful, men and women alike. I think this reminder is for those ladies who purposely leave out that little bit of information when booking the appt. If you're not that kind of lady then there's no sense in taking offense to it. I don't take offense to the many "reminder" threads about gentleman's hygiene and/or cancellations, etc because I know I'm not that kind of client and I know those threads have nothing to do with me.

I've met university graduates who are literally as dumb as a bucket of nails, and some people with a basic high school diploma (or sometimes not even that) who are intelligent, witty, articulate, etc. Sure the university graduates have what one might call "book smarts", but I think "book smarts" counts for very little in the grand scheme of things. The best school out there is the school of hard knocks. Life experience is worth more than a thousand text books. As long as someone is friendly and interesting (funny helps too) then they're a winner in my book :)

There was a thread I read a while back about facebook privacy where SP/MA's are concerned. So when I read this article about this alarmingly creepy app I couldn't help but think about you ladies. Just a head's up for those who don't already have a beefed up security on their social networking. http://www.cultofmac.com/157641/this-creepy-app-isnt-just-stalking-women-without-their-knowledge-its-a-wake-up-call-about-facebook-privacy/ It's a lengthy read but it's worth it. Be careful and safe out there everyone!

I'm still trying to decipher the logic behind this statement. Should I just give up? Is it beyond me? :p Posted via Mobile Device

Drama......drama sucks. It's a piss off when a plutonic female friend starts acting like a pissy girlfriend and I have to start watching every little thing I say. I just feel like telling her "Hey! If you really want to start acting like my wife then you may as well start having bi-monthly sex with me while you're at it!" :p Posted via Mobile Device

Awww for fuck's sake!! Additional Comments: heheh ...I jest. I love women who cum easily. It tricks me into making me feel so much better about myself :p

It's interesting that a few ladies have mentioned that they prefer married or attached men as clients. I've always figured there would be more drama involved with married men...not less. But apparently I was mistaken As a single man this honestly makes me feel a little self conscious now. I've always thought of myself as the ideal client....but it looks like I'm not :( Hmmmmm....maybe I should go get myself hitched so I can be a better client :p

I would really be in much better shape if this happened to men.... Dang it! Women have all the luck in the orgasm department! -First there was that whole "still managing to look sexy while cumming" thing. We men unfortunately always manage to look ridiculous when we cum. Like we're trying to dance a jig while stifling a sneeze or something. -Then there was the "being able to have multiple orgasms without needing a half hour break and a sandwich in between each one" thingamajig - .......and now this?? What's next? A slight breeze hits you just the right way and you cum?? Jeez! .. :p

What??? I was sure you were a Quadruple Goddess by now?? :p