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Like Malika......I'm incurably gassy.......but only usually when I'm alone for some reason....it doesn't happen when I'm at work, or out with friends (well...if I'm with the guys than yeah...but not when there's ladies present lol).....and not when I'm with a SP or any other lady in an intimate setting....I can't tell you why....it just works out that way. Can farting be psychological? :p And this (cerb and hobbying) I guess you could consider a dirty (dirtier the better ;) ) little secret. I'm single but it's still something that no one knows about. I liked Smallville I constantly talk to myself (like....actual conversations)

I'm totally in the same boat. Completely oblivious to the signs. I'm often out with friends and they will often comment on how "this girl" or "that girl" was checking me out....and I'm always like "Huh? What are you smoking? How did you pick that up?" and they'll always reply like "She was totally playing with her hair the whole time!"..........are you effin' kidding me? Or "Dude...she was totally smiling at you!"......to which I usually reply "uhhhh...yeah.....she was our waitress....she's supposed to smile at us" And I always get "No, no, no it was the WAY she smiled at you!"......How the hell is anyone supposed to pick up on this shit?? I'm totally a lost cause when it comes to reading signals.....unless she pretty much drops to her knees and starts undoing my pants right then and there I'm more or less oblivious to the fact that she's into me lol I still don't quite understand why a lot of women (in my experience anyway) can't come on to men the same way we do. You're into me? Great! TELL me! Men aren't known for being the most intelligent things walking around on this dirtball....you're giving us too much credit if you think we're gonna figure this shit out on our own. I think I can count on one hand the amount of times a lady has actually asked ME out. I'm not an unattractive guy, so I know there's been plenty more who have wanted to. But it seems a lot of women still refuse to make the "first movie". As much as our society and the views of the sexes has changed and progressed....in this one respect it still seems like we're living in the 50's. The man is still the one who seems to be doing all the work in the "courting" process. At least in the majority of my experience. Would it be so much to ask for a woman to give ME a lame and probably offensive pick up line in a bar? Would it be so much for a woman on the bus to shamelessly stare at my ass or at the crotch of my pants? Would it be so much to ask to have obscene comments and gestures thrown my way every time I walk past a hair salon? No....I don't think so! :p 'Kay I'm done ranting now lol

Probably one of my favorite Bruce Willis movies. Doesn't get a lot of attention. Bruce Willis is at his surly tough guy best in this one. The thing I like about it is how very real the "hero's" home life feels in this movie. Complete with all the flaws any family has. And the interactions between Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans in this movie are pure gold. This movie is also a big departure from the Damon Wayans "funny guy" persona most of us know. And I especially love the ever necessary "romantic scene" at the end of this movie. Probably one of the more unique ones I've seen lol....see for yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnbyUpK3iPM

That makes two of us! I'd never get tired of watching you do your thing ;) Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: That is, Assuming it's being done to me :p Posted via Mobile Device

I guess like the majority I like soft lights. I'm too self concsious to really enjoy bright, harsh lights. When fooling around during the day I prefer letting only the natural light come in from outside. When fooling around at night, like Carrie Moon, I have a lava lamp in my bedroom that works splendidly.....assuming that the fooling around is happening in the bedroom anyway ;). If we're anywhere else in my apt then light coming in from a different room would be sufficient. But no lights at all? Pitch black? What's the fun in that? Posted via Mobile Device

So I recently had a debate with a lady friend of mine....not sure how the topic came up but she stated that whenever having sex with someone the lights MUST be off. States that she finds naked men, all naked men, despite if she's actually attracted to them or not, gross. This baffles me....1) How can you be physically attracted to someone and yet find the sight of them naked gross? 2) Doesn't having sex with the lights off take away all the fun (or at least a big part of the fun) out of having sex? I'm the kind of person who needs to see what's going on.....even if it's a little light coming in from another room or something....I still like to SEE the person I'm fooling around with. So am I crazy or is my friend just a total prude lol. Or is this whole preference for no visual reference whatsoever more prominent than I am aware of? She seemed to think this was normal sexual behavior and that wanting the lights on was totally weird. I didn't put down her preference because obviously criticizing someone else's sexual preference a little hypocritical........but I'm just a little baffled by the whole lights off thing.....I hardly see the point if I can't see anything. I may as well be having sex with anyone. I should point out that this is a platonic friend of mine. We were just having a discussion about it lol. And judging from that discussion I think we'll stay that way :p So everyone....lights on or off?

Ok.....Done. But I'm telling you right now I won't be singing.....I wouldn't subject you to that ;)

"Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty goddamn good!" - Denis Leary

Can't wait to see it!! :)

Duuuuuuuuuude.....Yoda's so wasted

Albums which make me nearly piss myself laughing With such classics as and With such classics as and Coffee and With such classics as Respect and What The Hell Happened To Me? With such classics as At A Medium Pace With such classics as Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny and I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Spending the entire long ass bus ride to work catching on the Boobies and Fripples threads :D. Sometimes I do actually like technology lol. Posted via Mobile Device

I agree with Cleo and Jazzitup....."Silly" is an understatement......you look exactly like your pics (if not way better than your pics) ...... When you came over I couldn't stop staring at you because of how unbelievably gorgeous and sexy you looked :) I really don't think what you were wearing or your pics had anything to do with it. The fault lies squarely with him and I really hope you got some kind of compensation for your time! xoxox Did you REALLY have to go and post this pic?? ......I'm going to be so late for work now... ;)

) 1) Taller than you: Check. 2) Smiles a lot: check (well....I smile a lot when I'm around you anyway ;) ) 3) Dark hair: check 4) Blue eyes: FUCK! Errr.....is 3 out of 4 ok? 1) Taller than you: Check 2) Dark hair: Check 3)Voice: I've been told on more than one occasion I have a sexy phone voice: Check 4) Smirking: I can smirk with the best of 'em! Check! 5)Slim/normal build: FUCK! Errrr.....is 4 out of 5 ok? :p

Beautiful eyes and an intoxicating smile. Sometimes that's all it takes. I had a gf once who really wasn't the body type I usually find attractive. But just her eyes and her smile and her personaility and demeanor were enough to turn me way on! I also really dig butts! I'm not into greek at all but I just can't get enough of rubbing, caressing, grabbing the ass of whatever partner I happen to be being intimate with. And oddly enough, earlobes. Earlobes can be extremely sexy. Posted via Mobile Device

Probably one of the best Clint Eastwood westerns IMO. And the first western directed by Clint Eastwood. But not a lot of people know about it. It gets downright spooky by the end, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOLnb7BrMC8, a western with a slight supernatural twist.

Talk about someone's tax dollars being at work! lol.....sorry, couldn't help it :p Additional Comments: Yay! I'm awesome! :D

I wish I found this funnier.......but it's too true to be funny lol

Chatting up a cutie in the elevator, getting home, looking in the mirror and realizing you got a big booger hanging out of your nose and a huge zit appeared on your forehead at some point during the course of the day.....fuckin' charming!

Awww you beat me to it! This is an amazing, powerful movie! Except now it's impossible for me to "Check out" Nathalie Portman in anything I see her in because I still see her as Matilda lol Teeth (aka "The Most Alarming, Cautionary Tale For Men Since 'Fatal Attraction' " lol ) is a dark comedy about....well.....the poster should clue you in as to what kind of teeth I'm referring to, lol. Despite continuously cringing and unconsciously crossing my legs through the whole movie....I did find it to be a rather intelligent, funny, and oddly charming little movie.....the women will laugh, the men will cringe and maybe utter small, crying noises throughout the movie....but I found it pretty enjoyable for all : Hard Candy is the first movie in which I saw Ellen Page (Juno) and she really impressed the hell out of me. This movie is wickedly intense, and she delivers an absolutely hardcore performance. I don't want to spoil too much for people who haven't seen it but it's definitely the kind of movie which leaves you thinking

We all knew this day was coming lol

Couldn't agree more. First time I saw it I was very "meh" about it. Somehow saw it a second time and said to myself "hey that wasn't nearly as bad as I remember". By the third viewing I was in love with it. My mousepad presently is "the rug"......it really ties the room together :p Posted via Mobile Device