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  1. Wait, wait, wait......you wear glasses? ......totally having a naughty teacher/librarian fantasy right now.......brb..
  2. These were the life altering albums in my musical "coming of age" Ok I know this one's a "Greatest Hits" kinda thing but it's the first time I ever heard Black Sabbath....so it's got a special place for me
  3. My dream woman is one who happily celebrates and eagerly looks forward to "Steak And A Blowjob Day". The instant I meet such a lady....I WILL marry her! Mark my words! ;)
  4. How do you even find time to do anything else?? :p Congrats, RG!!
  5. Malika does unspeakable thngs to me when we see each other. I iike that. Well I like a lot more about her too but I'm in a particularly "unspeakable" mind frame right now so that's the first thing that came to mind ;) And I just wanted to mention again how much I like that castle guy. A real "Ass Grabber Extrordinaire"!
  6. 64 years ago today the music world got a much needed dose of awesomeness which has yet to dissipate :D
  7. I've had many people tell me that I have very orc-like qualities ;)
  8. Did Penelope really reach Goddess status in under 1000 posts?? Penelope your various skills continue to impress and amaze me... ;)
  9. Ok....now I know what I want for my birthday this year! ....ladies? Little help with this one? ;)
  10. I wasn't afraid of monsters under the bed.....I was afraid of clowns under the bed And this song seems pretty appropriate for this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yamZk1f0uyw
  11. This sounds like it might be a pretty interesting new TV series http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=86561
  12. Hmmmm.....I think I'll have to check that one out again now. I wasn't a fan when I first saw it but I was just a kid then. There was not enough gratuitous violence and explosions for my liking :p
  13. Not at all. That's why it's a fantasy. I think I stand a better chance of surviving swimming with Great Whites ;) Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Mind you if ever there was a sweet way to check out I think that would be at the top of my list :D Posted via Mobile Device
  14. Aladdin - All good teenagers take off their clothes
  15. I think the only way I could ever do this is if I have headphones in my ears with the John Williams Superman theme blaring! That would be awesome! .........on second thought....maybe not......because then I would forever associate that music with shitting my pants... And then there's THIS fuckin' lunatic who in 1960 free fell from the edge of SPACE! As in OUTER Space! As in "A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far, away; boldly going where no one has gone before" kind of fucking Space! This was his view as he jumped. This illustration is not an exaggeration And here's the actual video of the fall from his POV Totally barf inducing if you don't like heights What. The. Fuck?!
  16. To go diving sans-cage with Great White Sharks like this ......and survive :p To have Malika, SaraMQ and Penelope all to myself for an entire evening......and survive :p
  17. Yup. That's exactly how I got mine. Rambo Papineau!!......well I think it has a nice ring to it... :p Posted via Mobile Device
  18. Oooohh.....Twins from Montreal and Kinky McFreaky under one roof??!.......sorry....it's not my fault. I got terminal MIGS (Mind-In-Gutter-Syndrome) ;) Posted via Mobile Device
  19. No contest. Definitely "Kinky McFreaky"! ;) Posted via Mobile Device
  20. lol.....the REALLY funny thing is I actually own this issue! I shit you not! Thanks everyone! It's much appreciated and can't express how much this place means to me. Love you all! Now begins the celebratory Big Motherfuckin' Orgy Of Mount Olympus!......so commands the new self proclaimed God Of Ass Grab! :D
  21. Skinny Bones Bailey or Buddy Bones Bailey (I have one of those first names that's sometimes another name....kinda like Richard or Dick :p )
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