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lol.....the REALLY funny thing is I actually own this issue! I shit you not! Thanks everyone! It's much appreciated and can't express how much this place means to me. Love you all! Now begins the celebratory Big Motherfuckin' Orgy Of Mount Olympus!......so commands the new self proclaimed God Of Ass Grab! :D

Skinny Bones Bailey or Buddy Bones Bailey (I have one of those first names that's sometimes another name....kinda like Richard or Dick :p )

Thinking for the longest time that I was going to be 2 years sober this April.....but doing the calculations in my head I just realized that it's actually going to be 3 years!! I rock! :D

I'm a little obsessive when it comes to collecting. If I like something I simply MUST have everything of that particular thing...For example: Movies - I own all the Batman movies (yes, even the Schumacher ones), I own all the Crow movies (Yes, even the last one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid and the dude who played Angel), I own all the Friday the 13th movies (even Jason goes to Hell), etc, etc CD's - If I like a particular artist I HAVE to have everything that artist did. Even the shitty stuff from the 80's. Comic Books - If I dig a particular character I have to get my hands on every single issue featuring that character that I possibly can. Novels - If I like a particular author I have to read everything that author has ever done. Even if I know that some of it is less than stellar

I'm sure everyone's been forced to watch this before youtube clips at least once this week....but just in case you haven't:

Wow I can't wait to get to Mount Olympus! Seems like I'll be sharing some wicked sexy company! :p Congrats! :D

Well when I reached Elite status on here I was really tempted to change it to "Castle Elite" but thought that might be a little presumptuous Other than that. I think I'd go with my porn name...Rambo Papineau......(cuz it rhymes)

Taking my Mom off life support. It was decision shared by my brother and I. But nonetheless it was the hardest thing I've ever, and hopefully will ever, have to do. Quitting drinking Breaking up with....but more importantly.....letting go of....the only woman I've ever truly been in love with. It was not something I wanted to do but even knowing that she would probably never forgive me I knew there was no other choice and that it was for the best. And remaining sober through that whole process was extremely difficult.

Not sure what that book is about but I absolutely ADORE that cover! :D

I turn into a complete freakin' infant if I'm tired and/or hungry. Seriously. It takes all my willpower to not throw myself on my back, kick, cry and scream lol

Congrats, Sexy! ;) Coming your way in a few weeks are: Bust rest assured I look better than whatever this thing is supposed to be!......I hope :p

At 18 (I was something of a late bloomer) I took my then girlfriend to Florida with my parents to visit my grandparents who were snowbirds at the time. First night I got a bj on the couch while my grandparents were sleeping in the next room. Now keep in mind that this was a motor home so the "next room" is pretty much just the other end of the trailer, separated by a 1 inch piece of sliding paneling lol. The next night another bj progressed to digits and eventually to the full shebang ;) ...Again with my grandparents in the next "room". The showers at the snowbird trailer park where we were staying were community showers, one side of the building for the men, the other for the women. She sneaked into the men's side one night and we had us some fun in the shower. She was a real dirty girl...that was an AWESOME 2 weeks! :D She even tried to go down on me again on the drive home, we were in the back seat and my parents, both very much awake, in the front of the car. I put a stop to that right quick, she pouted the rest of the way home, lol. Ahhh....fun times. I've been a fan of the Sunshine State ever since. And as I think about it now, I just realized that as that trip was my first foray into the sexual arena that this could very well explain my fondness for public quickies! Even though she's married now I still keep in close touch with her....can you blame me? She can't stay married forever right? :p

OMG I'll never be able to look at Disney the same way again! Oh wait....I already don't look at Disney the same way....(notice the avatar) :p

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=311058&postcount=875 Well since no one else seems to like Castle....I guess I'll have pity on him...I think that Castle guy rocks! Kicks Ass! Rules the world! Breakin' hearts and takin' names! That's Castle's business! And business is gooooooood ......bet you all feel pretty rotten now,eh?....yeah that's right...I totally just went there. 'kay....I gotta get back to liking myself now :p

A true Goddess of love, sensuality, everything sexy...and above all strength and courage! Now get that fine ass of yours up to Mount Olympus and show that poser Aphrodite what's what! ;) don't ever change, Sweetness! <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxo Posted via Mobile Device

Here's a Quebecois french lesson from one of my favorite movies :p The subtitles are not literal translations at all but that's the gist of what he's saying.

I've never actually heard anyone speak this one but I read it in a Stephen King book once and almost laughed my balls off........ "JESUS JUMPED UP CHRIST ON A PONY!!"

"Well my baby calls me the Loch Ness Monster. Two great big humps and then I'm gone." - Nick Cave (Grinderman) - Worm Tamer

I like how Malika tortures me with sexy, kinky links of herself getting off .....links that I can't even watch. What can I say? Guess I'm a glutton for punishment :p

......I hate my computer.....

Yeah sure! Rub it in why don't you! :p

......I think I would have much preferred seeing you sing this song instead ;)

Hmmm....maybe the 3 of us on the bus then? Maybe there's some spots I may forgot about! We want to make sure Penelope gets the full service tour of Ottawa after all.....we can't miss a single spot! ;)