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Yessss!!! I finally have a highlight of the day! It's been ages! Making plans for what promises to be a frighteningly amazing evening with a very special someone :D

Hmmmmmm....ya know.......I think you need someone to properly show you all the sights of Ottawa......except I don't have wheels....so we'll have to take the bus.....might take us all day....hope you don't mind :p

Not being able to watch Malika's kinky stream last night because my ancient piece of crap computer wouldn't play it!! Posted via Mobile Device

When I was in my early to mid 20's I dated a girl for a few months. Her room was in the basement. I swear there was something weird going on in that basement. Whenever we spent an extended amount of time down there we would get really angry and start fighting. Or get really depressed. When we were out or at my place everything was honky dory. But if I spent more than one hour in that basement I would start to feel.....off. Even the sex there was.....hostile. I like rough-ish sex but this was different....hateful in a way. We never hurt each other....but it was in the feeling which accompanied the sex. It wasn't a nice feeling to say the least. Once, we spent most of the weekend down there with breaks only to go upstairs and eat. One night I woke up in the middle of the night after we had just had another nasty argument. I made my way into the bathroom that was down there and just started cutting myself. It was like an out of body experience or something. Kinda like a dream. I was just hacking away at my arm (not wrist). I could barely feel it. In all other instances, even when feeling as low as I possibly could, I've never been self destructive. Not like that. She eventually got worried after I'd been there for a while and asked me what I was doing. Her voice "broke the spell" so to speak. I came to my senses and was like "Oh my god what the fuck am I doing?!"....I shudder to think what might have happened if she hadn't woken up and called out to me. The whole thing still reminds me of The Shining. The best I can describe the feeling was like what I imagine cabin fever feels like. But only after being there an hour or two. And only in the basement. And it wasn't a particularly confining basement or anything. It was brightly decorated. Had a lot of windows. And to look at it it was a fairly cheerful space. They were the first owners of that house. And no one ever died there.....but I wouldn't be surprised if I looked into it deep enough to find out about some weird ancient burial ground or some shit like that. I never "saw" or "heard" anything. But I'm convinced there's some bad mojo in that basement. Not before or since then have I ever felt like I did down there. Something's there. I have no doubt of that. And whatever it is it's malevolent. We stayed friends after we broke up and I've been back there a couple of times. But I've avoided that basement like the plague. Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah I'm pretty sure now it's strictly a practice stage. With the CR's up there and the buffet up there. There's not a lot of room for clientele to sit around and watch the stage. Posted via Mobile Device

......I will never forgive you for this..

Cripes! Like Christopher Walken wasn't scary enough as it is!

I actually had a pretty good laugh at Barefax about a week or so back. It was a Tuesday I think, I got there around 4:30. I was hoping to see some of my faves but knew I was running late as most of the girls I like are daytimers. I got my ginger-ale and sat with a good view of the stage.....was hoping to see Sally and lo and behold she's just finishing the last part of her stage. She gets off stage and chats briefly with someone in pervert row......complete unawares of the line-up of about 7 or 8 guys that have quickly gathered behind her in neat, orderly single file. She turns around and almost tripped and fell over herself when she saw all of them. I couldn't help but laugh from where I was sitting. We often joke here about guys "lining up" to see a particular lady.....but this is the first time I've seen it happen so literally! lol Needless to say I didn't get to take Sally back that day :p But the trip wasn't a complete waste. I did get to see one of my favorites, Tamara. And got some very nice dances from a relatively new girl, Michelle. Nice hourglass figure, dark hair, glasses....and a very intoxicating smile and a very friendly and approachable demeanor.

Like most people....I need more sex. Like a good deal of people....I may ....just may....masturbate too much Like only a few people...or maybe just me.......I'm really anal retentive when it comes to certain things....like keeping my movie collection alphabetized.

Yes?......What would you do? You're not really going to just leave us hanging with that statement are you?? ;)

Penny, next time you're in town you'll have to let....."someone" *ahem* :p take you out for a spooky night on the town! http://www.hauntedwalk.com/

Congrats Ye Ol' Fart! :p

Stop!....Vader Time! Additional Comments: Darth Vader loves to beat it....but hey, who doesn't?

Gah! You can't post something spooky like that and then NOT be here to cuddle me and distract me from the scary dreams! Not fair!

Chuck Norris sucks!!.....yeah that's right I said it.....Chuck Norris is a big fat pansy!......and why? He took what would have probably been the manliest movie ever made......and made it kid friendly. Let him come and try and strike me dead with his death stare or whatever.....apparently a few well chosen cuss words tossed his way will make him run away crying....so I don't think I have much to worry about.

I'm sorry I started this thread....and after reading this, the Chuck Norris jokes have lost their appeal to me and are dead to me now. The Expendables 2 will be PG-13....and it's all thanks to Chuck Norris not wanting to be part of a movie that has too much cursing and violence......really, Chuck? You disappoint me. http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=86119