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Thanks to Malika for turning me on (pun intended) to this one. Adding it to my dirty playlist as we speak!! Jose Nunez - You fucking me makes me bilingual

........wow.......jesus..........I think I just did fuck that song..... can't even think straight after listening to that...lol

Well sure, fucking a song is quite impossible....but that doesn't mean that one can't WANT to fuck a song....heck...I can think of a bunch of songs I want to fuck lol.....hmmmm....now there's an interesting idea for another song thread! ;)

Didn't I tell you? This song is my alter-ego! .....Would I lie about an alter-ego? :D Additional Comments: Wait...I just realized you said you want to fuck TO this song....I thought you said you want TO fuck this song. Ok....that's easier to arrange then :p

I like the perfect fit notion behind it. That's one of my main beefs (no pun intended) with condoms....They never seem to fit quite right on me. But yeah...I dunno how convenient it would be to carry around this clunky device and that huge "latex cartridge"....not exactly something you can subtly put in your wallet or pocket :p

Having an itch ALL DAY right in the centre of your back....where it's impossible to reach....and living alone so there's no one around to scratch it!! :icon_mad:

The antithesis of Vampire songs......WEREWOLF songs!! Because bad ass werewolves are SO much cooler than whiny vampires :D Rob Zombie - Werewolf, Baby - Rob Zombie - Werewolf Women Of The SS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2K63gCqOXY And the trailer to the movie which will or will not ever be made :p Type O Negative - Wolf Moon - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew9Rb1BrMAU Wednesday 13 - American Werewolves In London -

No one does Star Wars like Robot Chicken!

I like Wininpegcub because......cubs turn into bears.....and bears apparently turn into Chuck Norris (youtube never lies!) .......Which means that if Winnipegcub hangs around long enough Chuck Norris will eventually be a member of cerb!!

Denis Leary on gays in the military: ""As long as you wanna kill the enemy...you can fuck WHOEVER you want!!" Can't remember if it's from No Cure For Cancer or Lock N' Load...but either way this quote is from the early 90's. Personally not a fan of war myself. But as with any job, one thing has nothing to do with the other, as long as you're willing to do your job to the best of your ability, why NOT fuck whoever you want? However you want? (as long as it's between two consenting adults of course....that goes without saying).

Awesome thread, Sara!! And I particularly love that first post of yours :p Darth Vader In Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5CTd0OVLw

:( If I wasn't busy with stupid family stuff I'd so have you over right now. Trust me I'd do everything in my power to make sure you feel sexy again :) Malika, you are so beyond sexy it's not even funny! xoxox

Thanks to billybob and thedriver for reminding me of this one with there posts in the "What Hell is really like" thread: "But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. " - George Carlin

Sorry....don't mean to laugh at your misery sweetie but this part had me laughing my ass off! I think I would have paid to see that! :D

Speaking of the Count. Sesame Street's The Count - Censored

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a sexy one!! :D

....I knew there was a reason I hated TNG...

Oc Transpo!

I like how Berlin and I seem to share similar preferences in things both geeky and....hehe....naughty (see my contribution to the favorite quotes thread :p ) Plus she's smart, outspoken and sexy as all get out!

Give me another 20-30 years....and ladies, this handsome gent will be greeting you at the door! :p

I didn't mean to come off whiny or anything. I have no problems with feeling this way at all. And yes RG I think generational gaps play a part. I know for myself....I often feel I was born decades too late. I'm what you might consider a young person (early 30's) and I do notice how in the workplace people my age seem to think the everyone owes them something...which really bothers me because when starting a new job employers assume I will be the same way....I was anything but spoiled growing up. And I have a very strong work ethic as a result. I get in, keep my head down, do my job to the best of my ability, and go home, end of story, and all I expect in return is my bi-weekly pay cheque. What I was more referring to is a feeling of disconnectedness from other people, which isn't to say that there is no one I like, care about, or even love. There most definitely are. But even most of those people closest to me....I find it impossible to....empathize...I guess? I can sympathize just fine....but not empathize. If something happens to upset them, I'll be upset too. If they're sad, I'm sad. But I just can't seem to put myself "in their shoes" so to speak. I just can't seem to get in their heads. I can't really relate to any of them. But I don't think you have to be able to relate to someone to care about them. Actually I've been finding that I can relate to more people here on cerb than in my "real" life lol.

Or are you like me and spend most of your time walking around and thinking "what the hell is wrong with all these people? Am I the only normal living thing on this big muddy dirtball?". Can you relate to most people? Or are there only a few other people that you can truly relate to? Do you look at the population of the world as a whole and think of it as a seperate entity or do you feel a part of it? Or are you like me who feels like an eternal outcast, seperate from the rest of the world, always on the outside looking in, only feeling close to other outcasts......and you are perfectly A-ok with that. Because the human beans on the other side of the window are straaaaange! :p Posted via Mobile Device

I've never put much stock into the whole "soul" and "Afterlife" business. Maybe I'm too much of a realist but I believe we're all just meat machines...our brain is controlled by electrical impulses, not by a spirit or some such thing. I honestly don't believe there's anything waiting after life. Is that a frightening notion? Maybe to some.....but to me it sounds like a peaceful notion. I try my best to be a good person and to treat others how I wish to be treated....not because I'm afraid of what might happen to me after I die if I don't. But because I do believe that I only have this one life to live......so I would like to be able to be proud of the person I see in the mirror. Then again I could be very, VERY wrong.......I don't think a single one of us can say for sure what's waiting for us after until we actually get there. And by that point it's too late to tell anyone else. But if there IS a "Heaven" or "Hell".....I don't think it's the harp playing angels on clouds or or the smouldering pits of fire and brimstone that everyone thinks......I wouldn't be surprised if everyone's Heaven and Hell differs depending on that particular person. Heaven to me would be reliving the happiest period of my life over and over again for eternity. But without the knowledge that I'm living a loop (because that knowledge in itself would turn even the happiest time into a Hell all it's own)....I would never be aware that I wasn't living this period of my life for the first time. Hell on the other hand would be the exact opposite. Living the absolute worst period of my life over and over again for eternity....with full knowledge that I'm living it over and over again.