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"So, uh, who's gonna cum on my face?" - Our very own, Berlin ;) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=302603&postcount=56 I believe the rules of this thread were to post quotes that were "uplifting and sometimes just what someone needs to make them smile!".....well....I certainly did find Berlin's statement "uplifting", and it most definitely made me smile. OK, so maybe I'm stretching those definitions a wee bit in order to serve my own perverted ends.....sue me :D

Totally just added this to the Favorite Quotes thread....sorry, couldn't help it! :p

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...... I'd have a nickel :p Posted via Mobile Device

Best thread of 2011!! :D

OK, some people on youtube obviously have too much free time on their hands...but this is pretty funny lol

When you text one of your good friends to wish her a Happy New Year....and she replies quite clearly out of her mind drunk, and the only thing you can make out from the gibberish she's writing to you is that she has no idea where she is. That's some scary stuff! I can't go pick her up as I have no means of transportation and considering this was right at midnight getting a cab was near impossible, adding to the fact that she didn't even know where she was I wouldn't have known where to go even if I did have a car. To say I didn't sleep well last night is a major understatement. Thankfully I heard from her this morning and she made it home in one piece...Thank god! (although she doesn't remember HOW she got home) Here's hoping everyone else made it home safely too!

I will not go to bed at 8pm on a Friday night. I will not go to bed at 8pm on a Friday night. I will not go to bed at 8pm on a Friday night.

"Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight." - Johnny Cash

And let's not forget about the cape substitutes Often in movies....if the director or whoever wants the heroic figure to give off a subtle "Cape" impression without actually wearing a cape other articles of clothing will be used as a substitute. Usually trench coats A couple of my favorite examples Tombstone - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGp7A3j6FQ The Crow - And a little less subtle, the rain coat belonging to David Dunn (Bruce Willis) in Unbreakable also doubles as a superhero costume/cape of sorts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15AdI5Lv23M&feature=related and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDM9Et99lUA (this is actually one of my all time favorite movies.....the tension just draws you in so perfectly....and every performance in this movie is spot on....the music is excellent....it's just one of those movies where everything works) And let's not forget the Man With No Name's poncho, which also pulls double duty as a cape of sorts

Waking up at 3:30am and not being able to get back to sleep......is it bedtime yet? Posted via Mobile Device

Malika sometimes I think you have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands :p Seriously though, that zombie penguin thing was actually pretty interesting. Made longer and actually given some kind of a plot (or not lol) that would make a pretty good movie....I've never seen a zombie movie from the zombie's POV.

I don't think she's quite sparkly enough for twilight, lol

Oh Heck NO! I think I'd almost piss myself every time I looked in the mirror if I had this lol.....In my book, spiders = ewwwww!

I've always been a very strong believer that smart IS sexy. I really don't think you can have one without the other. Like Henry Rollins said "I want me one of them readers, that's what I want!" :p.......Nothing hotter to me than an intelligent woman....so thanks for this, Berlin!

Aw crap! I just came from chapters and picked up a few graphic novels and completely forgot to check for Rent Girl!......I doubt they'd have it on the shelf anyway....they apparently had Paying For It in stock but I couldn't find it anywhere...I ended up having to order it.

I like the sexy photo that LeeRichards posted on my wall for X-Mas....so thought I'd share it :D

Yeah that ALWAYS happens to me too! I HATE when that happens! :p Additional Comments: Young people...who are obviously in perfect shape.... who insist on taking the elevator....to the 2nd effin' floor!! When I reeeeaaaaallly gotta freakin' pee! Additional Comments: Being stuck at work all day while knowing that Malika is sitting at home eating cereal and watching Belladonna and Sasha Grey fucking :p

I just started watching Dark Shadows....it's pretty addictive! It's extremely campy (it played from 1966-1971).....but that's kinda what's so fun about it.

Tell me about it! lol......I also forgot to mention V For Vendetta, another one on my "need to read" list.

Depends....do I get some kind of special reward or door prize or something if I participate? ;)

Would you all think less of me if I said I have no friggin' clue what this thread is about anymore?

Happy Proof-That-Your-Parents-Had-Sex Day!! :D

Ok this doesn't necessarily involve sex but it is rather erotic and often times leads to sex...so I don't know if it counts or not.......but eating a chocolate fondu together....with strawberries, bananas, and other yummy fruit....mmmmm! Additional Comments: Another activity which doesn't involve sex but which I've found often times leads to sex. And usually rough, dirty sex! :D ..... Being in a mosh pit together (with someone who enjoys it of course).....the intensity of it. The hostility. The heat. You'll find that articles of clothing which were on are usually off by the end of it. I'm usually bare chested by the end of a really good concert and I've often found that ladies are often sporting just their bra as a top by the end (usually a sports bra if they planned ahead :p )...because it simply gets too hot to keep all your clothes on. On a few occasions with past girlfriends, we went at it the second we got back to our room, even before showering....still all sweaty and dirty from the concert, even better if it was an outdoor show on a rainy day because we'll have been pushed down into the mud on occasion and will be extra dirty as a result ;) A really good show with a really good mosh pit, with the right person, can be a HUGE turn on!

I agree with RG, without a genuine connection I wouldn't be hobbying. I almost decided to stop hobbying before discovering cerb for exactly that reason. I was relying on ads in the newspaper or ads on EC to find SP's. In other words there was no real way of getting a feel of the lady's personality or knowing if we would click or not before meeting, and more often than not, we didn't click and everything was a very mechanical business transaction. Which was no fun at all and didn't exactly work wonders for my ego. But since being on here I can converse with a lady at length through PM's, and from reading their posts on different threads and topics I can get a good sense of her personality and decide from that whether or not we'll click. If it's our first encounter (or sometimes even if it's not) I like to spend at least 15-20 mins chatting with the lady before getting "down n' dirty" :p, I like building that feeling of familiarity before getting intimate....and also after being intimate. It's a good way to ensure there will be a genuine comfort and a real connection between both parties. There's nothing better than leaving an encounter and feeling and knowing that you've made her day just as much as she made yours, and for a lot more reasons than the "donation" you left.