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Congrats Emma! Very well deserved! :)

Congrats!! :D I can only hope to make my way up there some day.....some day :p

Hmmm...perhaps you're right and my subconscious is at work....but if so for the moment it's still very much by SUB-conscious lol

I can't wait until I get a place big enough that I can get a french mastiff! I fell in love with this breed of dog the instant I saw this classic scene from that cinematic masterpiece....Turner and Hooch :p And of course....this scene (for the puppy lovers) It'll probably have to wait until I retire though. A long ways off :( Apparently they're headstrong so training them requires a lot of time and patience...two things I don't have right now lol. And yes....I'm going to name him Hooch....yes, it's cheesy and predictable....like naming a Boxer "Rocky"....but how can I not name him Hooch? :D

Looks like everyone's jumping on the Batman Bandwagon again ...*sigh* :p And I'll have to respectfully disagree with this comment. A stronger director? The choice to go with a different director for this one is about the only thing that has me worried about Expendables 2. Stallone's a great director IMO. I think he's always very underestimated and always stuck with this "dumb brute" kind of image but he's actually very intelligent and a great filmmaker. And under the right direction, which is usually his own, he can actually be a pretty good actor and deliver some strong performances. In fact his last 3 movies have been among his best to date IMO, and he directed them, I don't think that's a coincidence. At least he still wrote the screenplay for this one....so there's hope lol. When he doesn't direct and doesn't have total control you get stuff like Judge Dredd and Rocky 5. I guess I can kinda see why he chose not to direct this one though, the man almost killed himself directing the first one. I saw this documentary, Inferno, which was about the making of The Expendables, it's insane how much shit he went through making that movie. He was hospitalized more than a few times from doing his own stunts and getting hurt. I can see the kind of pressure that ads being in the hospital when you're the director. It puts a hold on everything. As for Simon West (the new director)....I dunno....I don't really consider Con-Air or Tomb Raider cinematic masterpieces...but that's me ;)

Honey...how do you always find the WEIRDEST shit?? :p And on that note:

I think we should release our very own compilation Holiday Season cd...."The Cerb Super Duper Kick Ass Bumhug Holiday Hootenanny Extravaganza!"......limited editions include an extra large, extra suckable ribbed candy cane and 2 glow in the dark rubbers (red and green of course)......sure it'll be in the Zellers bargain bin within a month. But who cares? Who's with me?! Posted via Mobile Device

Pulling a "something about mary". In other words...enthusiastically fixing your morning wood situation....then realizing you have no idea where "It" went and spend the rest of the day feeling reaaaally paranoid lol. Posted via Mobile Device

Same here! A couple I may wait to see on dvd rather than pay the full price. But I fully intend to see them all :D Posted via Mobile Device

I had one of my favorite SP's give me a birthday card this year. I was very touched by just that. That she would take time out of her day to actually go out and find a card for me. Just that card was enough to keep me smiling all day. My birthday was in June and I still have it too :). I rarely keep the cards which are given too me by friends and family member and the like. But that one's a keeper. It wasn't naughty or anything. But just the thought behind it really touched me. And a dancer I was seeing regularly many years back gave me a homemade valentines day card and some candy once. Again. It was a very touching gesture.

Jaws....you just can't help but think of skinny dipping when you hear the Jaws theme...........what? :p Posted via Mobile Device

Just got through watching Dexter......and Gah!! I HATE cliffhanger endings!! And now I have to wait until next Fall to find out what happens?? Is that even legal?

Not organized at all actually lol. Just a movie fanatic :p......(actually my movies are alphabetized so maybe I am organized....or anal....or both lol)

Waaaaaaayyy too much seriousness on here lately, so thought I'd try and lighten the tone a bit.. It just occurred to me that there seems to be a lot of Geek oriented movies coming out in 2012....Curious to hear which ones most have your bottle thick glasses, colorful suspenders and pocket protectors all a tingle :p is probably one of the more highly anticipated ones considering they've been building to this for the last several years with Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and The Incredible Hulk (my fave :) ) Then there's , the (supposed) conclusion to Christopher Nolan's Batman series, I loved Batman Begins but wasn't really doing back flips over The Dark Knight. It was OK but I just didn't see what all the hype was about, but this one however looks pretty interesting, I'm particularly interested in seeing how Catwoman turns out! ;) , which looks to be a reboot/sequel to the movie a few years ago. Still with Nicholas Cage, a lot of people put him down but I actually don't mind Cage too much. This movie looks to be a lot darker than the first one a few years back (Thank god!)....but not too dark. Directed by the same guys who did the Crank movies and Gamer, it looks to have a lot more energy than the last movie, and a lot better, more intense action! It looks like just plain mindless fun if you ask me, one of those "turn your brain off for a couple of hours" kind of movies. , Honestly I haven't even seen the first G.I: Joe movie but I didn't hear good things, but this has me interested if for no other reason than Bruce Willis is in it. Bruce is da' Man! :D The Amazing Spiderman is a reboot of that series (I know, I know....remaking it already??), but I will admit it has me kind of interested....it looks to have a VERY different tone from the other Spiderman movies, , I dug the first one, really wasn't crazy about the second one, and this one looks like a solid "Meh", but I dig Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin, so I'll probably check it out, Lastly, , it's not comic book, game, or toy based....but considering how many old time action movie superheroes are in this I think it qualifies as geeky..... Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris (yes....Chuck Norris...insert obligatory Chuck Norris joke here), Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li....all under one roof? Fuck yeah you better believe I'm there! Check out the attached links to the trailers and let us know which ones strike your fancy. I already know The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises will be the front runners in the box office, but as I tend to route for the underdogs I think I'm most looking forward to Ghost Rider and The Expendables. So which ones are you looking forward to the most? If there's any geeky movies I'm forgetting about please speak up!

For me personally, a lady's incall is of no real importance to me. I do tend to restrict myself to ladies located in the downtown core (of ottawa) or somewhere easily accessible to me in Gatineau. Only because I don't drive so have to rely on the bus to get me around. For ladies located a little further away I'll tend to go for an outcall. As far as the interior, I'm not too picky. If it's a residence it's ok if it's a little messy, I would expect it to look lived in. But there's a difference between messy and dirty. I clean before hosting a lady so would expect no less. Size doesn't really matter to me either. As long as there's a bed and a shower...that's really all you need. I got no problems with pets. As long as they're friendly....and as long as they're not in the room with us. Last thing I need is Rover and Fluffy checking out my junk :p Posted via Mobile Device

Monday mornings.

You should have the option of accessing the NON mobile version of the site from your phone....err...at least I can with mine. Right next to the "User CP" at the top of your screen you should see "Switch to NON mobile version". From there you should be able to delete messages. Hope this helps! Posted via Mobile Device

I wasn't about to touch this topic with my 10 foot pole (:p)......but on the other hand...... A wise man once said "Can't we all just get along?" Another saying goes "Let's just agree to disagree"....and my personal fave "Opinions are like assholes....the world's full of them"....ok maybe that last one's not quite right but that's my interpretation of it. Point being...as long as actual human beings visit this site....there will be disagreements. As long as actual human beings are posting threads there will be threads that some enjoy...and others can't stand. Bitching (more than once) about the threads you don't like....or bitching (more than once) about the people who don't like your threads.....accomplishes absolutely NOTHING. Zip. Zero. Nilch. 1 of the negative persuasion. All it creates is what we have here.....a vicious cycle of a back and forth bitch fest that just lowers the tone of the site. What is this? High School? Pretty sure you have to be over 18 to join this site, no? Sorry if I'm coming off as a smartass but FFS people enough is enough. If a thread that offends you but falls within the posting rules of this site, ignore it and move on. If it's breaking any rules report it to the MOD. By all means post your opinion about it, but don't expect your opinion to suddenly change everyone's mind about it and there's no reason to throw a friggin' hissy fit when it doesn't. Just move on. And to the people bitching about the people bitching about their threads (see what I mean about the vicious cycle bitch fest?).....you berating them for stating that they don't like your thread, even if they've done so more than once, isn't suddenly going to make them say "Hey...what an ass I've been! This thread is A-Ok!" Not gonna happen. All it accomplishes is further escalating the bitch fest. Just laugh it off and move. the. fuck. ON! There's no right or wrong party in a topic like this....just a bunch of assholes with opinions. (I'm not calling any particular person an asshole...just stating that we each have a little bit of "asshole" in us). Opinions aren't facts people. You can't convince someone that their opinion is wrong and yours is right....you can't look up your opinion on wikipedia and say "See? My opinion IS right!" because there's no such thing as a right or wrong opinion. So why bother trying? When someone disagrees with your opinion why does everyone automatically go on the defensive and go all "You're wrong dumbass"....."No, YOU'RE wrong, stupid"..."No, no, no....YOU are the one who's wrong, numb nuts!"...."I'm telling Mommy!! (aka Mod).".....that's pretty much exactly the kind of exchanges you people are having. And that's exactly how they come off. They're not the kind of exchanges of opinions that adults should be having. How hard is it to say to each other "I respectfully disagree but that's your opinion and you're allowed to it" and then just leave it at that?.....in other words.....just agree to disagree. The blunt nature of this post may earn me some negative rep points...oh well....It's my opinion and I'm allowed to post it. I don't expect it will necessarily change anyone's view...because after all...it's just my opinion and it's no righter or wronger than anyone else's. But I'm posting it nonetheless. Now I'm going to take my own advice and move on.

. I actually really dig these guys...they have a really interesting sound and are friggin' amazing in concert. Reggae-Metal...very interesting.

Hmmmm....only 10? My top 10 movies keep changing depending on my mood but my number one remains constant: 1) Suicide Kings (Christopher Walken and Denis Leary in one movie = pure cinematic awesomeness) As for the others...I guess my current faves are: 2)Dog Soldiers 3)Superman (1978 ) and Superman 2 (The Richard Donner cut) 4)Rocky (the whole series) 5)The Big Lebowski 6)Black Snake Moan 7)Punisher: War Zone 8 )The Mist (what an ending!!) 9)The Exorcist 10)Bon Cop Bad Cop

I've never experienced porn during a session but I guess putting it simply I would imagine it would depend on the type of encounter and my guess is I would feel this way about it: GFE = Nay PSE = Yay I can't say for sure but my guess is this would be pretty hot, provided that the oral being performed is being done so in a very PSE fashion, and provided that the video is a bj video :p (or a DATY video if the lady's the one watching it while the gent is down there). Additional Comments: Or even better if the video being played features the lady in question! Hmmmmm.....watching her go down on someone on the screen while she goes down on you. Or her watching herself on the screen being orally pleasured while someone else goes down on her.....yup.....that would definitely be hot ;)

I'm so sorry this happened to you Isabella...although we've never met I can tell from the few PM's we've shared that you have one of the biggest hearts and are just an absolute sweetheart. I guess all I can do is just repeat what others have said...No, I don't believe you were in the wrong in any way...and asking for some kind of donation is fair. I wasn't there, for another I can't even pretend to put myself in your shoes. But even if you were standing by the door.....or even blocking it...there are other ways he could have handled the situation without laying a single finger on you...he could have threatened to call hotel management and report that someone was refusing to let him leave the room. Or if you work from a residence he could have threatened to call LE and report the same thing.........short of in self defense, laying his hands on you was completely unacceptable and absolutely no part of this is your fault. I think you did the right thing by warning the other SP's....., and Erin's right. It was a brave thing. Someone this nervous and this prone to act rashly without thinking of the consequences really shouldn't be hobbying. I thank whatever gods might be out there that this didn't end a lot worse than it did. Take care of yourself, sweetie <3 xoxoxo