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"Cradle my bells and work my horn".....couldn't have said it better myself! :D

Not sure if you were referring to shaving the pubic/ball area or your shoulder/back area. I don't worry about hair removal on my body. But I have been shaving my nuts and pubic area for years. Usually just before an encounter or an "actual" date. If there's any possibility the boys will be seeing some action than I make sure they're presentable :p. For the longest time I was shaving with just your standard shaving cream. Which would be fine for that day of the encounter. But then usually within a couple days of shaving I would be plagued with ingrown hairs/rash. Which was......unsightly... to say the least. Not to mention painful. Then someone here in another thread mentioned using hair conditioner instead of shaving cream. And by god it works! I haven't had a single ingrown hair since! For me I use Axe Lure-Just Soft conditioner. It works wonders plus it smells great. The boys are smooth and smelling great and happy. I actually just use your standard head and shoulder 2-in-1 for the hairs on my head.....the conditioner is reserved for the boys only :D I know the simpler, more long term solution would be waxing. But I don't think I'd ever consider waxing down there. I know the ladies will scoff and say "pfft! toughen up, chicken shit!". And ladies, I have all the respect for you in the world and you are absolutely right........I AM a chicken shit ;) Posted via Mobile Device

this post's going to be something of a downer and for that I apologize. Every once in a while I fall into a total funk. It's someewhere between having absolutely no energy to do anything and yet at the same time feeling very restless. Feeling really down on myself and on life in general. Somewhere between feeling impatient, pissed off and depressed....all the time! There's no cause or trigger for this that I can determine and it usually just happens. Basically it's that "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" feeling but it lasts a couple weeks and then passes. I've fallen into that same Total Funk this week. I know a lot of people will say "Have great sex! That should cheer you up!". But considering my current lifestyle (seeing SP's) and the time of year it is I simply cannot afford to. And even if I could I don't think that would help and would probably just reinforce the whole "feeling down on myself" feeling. I know it shouldn't but I know myself and it would. There is a point to this self-pity post...does anyone else fall into these total funks? If so what do you do to fix it? I usually just have to ride it out but it's no fun at all. Thanks for listening everyone! Posted via Mobile Device

Let me guess. Every wikipedia search resulted in boobies? Additional Comments: p.s....I like that you're bad too :D

Something tells me you hacked google and are to blame for this ;)

MANliest! Movie! EVER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btYAJK5awy8

Leaving work when it's already dark, cold, wet and raining. How is this a highlight of the day you ask? Well....when your music...... which is on random.........starts playing "Riders On The Storm" the second you walk out the door into the dark, cold, wet night. Some small random occurences just fit so perfectly you can't help but smile....despite the weather :) Posted via Mobile Device

Thanks for posting CK. I just read about this and was about to come on and post it. Please play safe out there everyone..

Hugs for Dorinda who is sad for whatever reason today :( There's always a bright side, cutie pie! *Hugs* :) Hugs to Penelope who right about now is probably starting her long drive home. Have a safe drip home! You'll be missed here in O-town Sweet Cheeks! ......come again soon ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Just came from an absolutely amazing evening with Penelope. I know I'm usually pretty descriptive with my recommendations but I kinda don't want to be this time. I think I want to keep the intimate details between me and her..........weird, I know lol. Suffice to say that she is an amazing woman and an absolute treasure to be with in every sense and deserves to be treated as such. Penelope, my sweet, thank you for taking what was for the most part a pretty crappy weekend and helping me end it with a big smile on my face. Still feel like I'm walking on air and I think I will be for a while :) ......can't wait until February!

Yes I'm quite "bothersome" aren't I? :p

Bringing out the bad in JuliasUndies ;) Thank god we all know that "Julia's Undies" is a handle otherwise that statement would sound rather strange :p

Hehe.....Who else? You little potty mouth, you. Keep it up and I may just have to wash your mouth out with.....something......don't worry it won't be soap......but apparently it's also very good for the skin ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Well I wouldn't be completely without internet. I'd still have my bb which has internet. I'd still be checking cerb every 5 mins hoping for dirty pm's ;) but part of me thinks it would feel kinda liberating to not have internet at home. Posted via Mobile Device

Doing away with your home internet? After the endless tech problems I've been having today I've been seriously considering it. I currently have my landline, cable and internet all through the same provider. Lately I've been seriously considering getting rid of the landline and cable as I barely use the land line anymore and I watch shows on dvd and blu-ray but haven't watched actual television since last spring. So when it comes to those two services I'm basically throwing money out the window. And after today I'm wondering if I even need the internet. I have my bb to connect to cerb and facebook and the like. And I can use my computer at work for other basic tasks. So do I really need home internet? I think the only thing I'd miss would be the internet porn lol. Which come to think of it, doing away with porn would probably be a blessing in disguise :p So what do you all think? Would you all be able to live with no internet other than your mobile device and/or work computer? Posted via Mobile Device

I like that despite how sweet and innocent she looks....I KNOW there's a whole lot Malika could teach me about being naughty ;)......if I wasn't such a chicken :p That aside she really is a sweetheart and an absolute pleasure to talk to and to be around. Please don't ever change, cutie! :)

I find there's a difference between not being monogamous and cheating. The word "cheating" in itself implies deception. From what I've gathered from your previous posts your hubby knows what you do and is ok with it. And I assume he knows you enjoy it, only because I would hope he wouldn't be ok with you doing something you don't enjoy. So no, I wouldn't call it cheating. But at the same time I don't think I'd call it entirely monogamous either. If you're fooling around with other people, with or without the other person's knowledge and consent, for money or for free, then you're not being monogamous. Even if the "fooling around" is not full on sex, you're still being intimate with other people. So no, I wouldn't call it monogamous, but neither am I calling it wrong either......that's just my opinion of what monogamy is. I honestly don't think there's any right or wrong answer to "What is monogamy?" It all depends on a particular person's or couple's views and opinions.

Trying desperately to connect to the internet with your new laptop and failing miserably every. Fucking. Time! My pc is successfully connected to the wireless router (which apparently, despite being "wireless" requires a crapload of wires to be plugged into it). But can't for the life of me get a signal. Even my pc won't connect to the internet now, let alone my new "convenient" friggin' lap top! God! I thought technology is supposed to make life easier?? Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: When you've spent the last couple months watching an entire tv series on dvd (Quantum Leap to be exact), you're on the last disc....3/4 of the way through the final episode. This is it. The epic conclusion. Will Dr Sam Beckett leap home or not? And the f*?%ing dvd stops playing!!! And no player in the house can read it! It's brand freaking new!!! I just friggin' bought the last season! I've never played this disc before! And there's not a single scratch or smudge on it! Between this and my internet/router issues I'm reaaaaaally HATING technology today. This shit never happened with vhs cassetes! Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah I'm with Areez on this one. Explain to me how this sucks exactly? :p Cleaning out my fridge after waiting waaaaaaaayyy too long to do it. Gotta love that Mystery Stench...

"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible. Then they seem improbable. And then....when we summon the will....they soon become inevitable" - Christopher Reeve

Having a power outage at work and as a result getting Friday afternoon off! Making plans for dinner and other glorious festivities with a certain beautiful someone on Sunday :D

Would you like it in your trunk?

Sweet Jesus! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate on work now?? ;)

Why the hell not? I am! :p Posted via Mobile Device

Waking up soooooooo tired. And needing nothing more than to just take a day to play hooky and stay in bed just a little bit longer. But then realizing you've already used up all your sick days for the year....soooo...off to work I go. :( Posted via Mobile Device