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Congrats pretty lady. Love your frank nature and always entertaining posts! Never stop telling it like it is! :D

Austrian Death Machine-Jingle Bells "Alright Fatso Claus....time to get in shape, better start working out...or else...no more cookies for you!" lmao!

yeah sorry I stopped paying attention after you mentioned your epic ass ;) I would have to agree wholeheartedly :D

I'm kind of a humbug (or as I prefer...."bumhug" :p ) Every year I find it near impossible to get into the "holiday spirit". I can't stand the shopping, I can't stand the decorations, I can't stand the snow, I can't stand the trees.....but most of all.....I CANNOT stand the damned christmas music plaguing me everywhere I go.....it sucks...nope...don't like it. So I thought it would be fun to start a threat about some refreshing "non-christmasy" christmas songs.....the not-so-wholesome christmas songs :D And considering where we are I thought there would be no better choice to start things off than AC/DC's (the video's worth checking out even if you don't like the song ;) )

Well at least we'll all be having a grand ol' time down there :p I'm ok with intelligent people having tattoos....but is this implying that ONLY intelligent people have tattoos? That the rest of us are ready for the short bus if we don't have tattoos? It better not be implying that! Don't make me spank you, Malika! :spank:

Hmmmmm..... ;)

Ahhh...I don't own one. That explains my confusion lol. Thanks, sweetness! :)

Ok so maybe I'm living under a rock.......but what's Skyrim? Lol.

Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, and Fruit Loops :D Posted via Mobile Device

-Most people I know refer to me as the "Movie Guru".....I can come up with the most mundane movie trivia.....I can recognize the most unknown, faceless actors from things they were in 20 years ago, I know the names of screenwriters, lol....etc.....and no people...I'm not just referring to porn :p -I totally kick ass at any God Of War game -I like to think I got some pretty mad skills when it comes to :aol_cunnilingus: .....but I'm still open to pointers. ;)

I can't pretend to know what something like this feels like but I know way too many people who do. You're in my thoughts sweetie....**Gives Malika a Big Hug**......I'm here if you want to talk.

You kidding me? I wrote that book! :jackoff:

My next SO, I'm totally buying her this book for Valentine's Day....what kind of reaction do you think this would get? :p

Nice! Reminds me of this kid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5KwQhM_P90 He later went on to tour with Ozzy:

Awwww......and here I was hoping to read scores of beaming, positive remarks about my package ;) Just trying to lighten things up a bit :p But yes, I guess I can see why some may find such a topic a faux pas. When I review a lady I will comment on how attractive I found her, how personable she was, and how "skillfull" she was but I will not openly compare these aspects of her to another lady's. To do so would be a little hurtful I would think. And despite what we "strong" men like to portray....we really do have pretty fragile egos...especially when it comes to junior. For example, if a lady a gentleman has seen mentions one member's package...but not his....it would be very easy for him to feel inadequate as a result. I think cristycurves had good intentions in starting this thread. Just trying to involve us men in the fun and put us all on an equal playing ground. Nothing wrong with that. But I think this way of doing it is a pretty slippery slope.

If you liked Lila in Dexter you should definitely check out that same actress in Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena. There's a little girl-girl action with her and Lucy Lawless.....'nuff said ;)

So I bought my laptop tonight. Toshiba Satellite for about $500. I get home and guess who suddenly decides to start working again as if nothing ever happened??......I swear I really should murder the damn thing just out of spite now. Lol. Posted via Mobile Device

Well now I know what YOU'RE wearing next time. Talk about highlights of the day! ;) Posted via Mobile Device

For myself I'm gonna say no. Despite how I first got into this hobby, I've since not had any trouble staying faithful when I'm in a relationship. But when I'm single (as I am now) then look out! Simply can't get enough of these wonderful ladies right now! :D Posted via Mobile Device

The above mentioned internet issues suck. We miss you here Penelope! :) Posted via Mobile Device

I just bet you do! ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Only on inanimate objects lol. Otherwise I'm a teddy bear. Yeah a friend of mine has a Toshiba Sattelite that she raves about. I saw the source has it for about $500. Probably gonna pick one up tonight. I'm not too tech fancy so for what I need it'll do. Thanks everyone for your suggestions!! :) Posted via Mobile Device

My computer half died on me yesterday. Only the fan was working. So tonight I thought the "beat the shit out of it to make it work" theory seemed like a good idea......it wasn't lol. Soooooo....now I'm looking for a laptop. I'm not very computer saavy (obviously lol) so I have no idea what's good and what's not. Anyone got any good suggestions? and cheap enough that I can hopefully walk out of the store with it tomorrow. Like say under $800 or so?. Preferrably something I could get at the Source as it's on my way home. I'm reaaaaally hating having to use my bb to get online lol. Posted via Mobile Device

I sadly never got to meet you but I can already tell that you're a real peach :). Best of luck to you in whatever your future endeavors are! Xoxox Posted via Mobile Device

Ugh....that's always fun. He obviously doesn't know who he's messing with. Has he not seen what you do to furniture? :p In all seriousness though, don't be afraid to go to LE if it gets too bad.. Posted via Mobile Device