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Ditto! I'm so happy for Penelope and her new life! I'm so proud of and humbled by her strength :) That and going through my closet and finding an ASWESOME looking winter coat that I didn't even know I had. I think it's been worn once!

My dearest Penelope (and you know I love that name ;) ) You've given my luke warm weekend one hell of a wonderful ending! You're one of the strongest, bravest, most beautiful people I've ever known, inside and out, and I for one cannot WAIT to see you again....in any capacity :)

Tito and Tarantula have a bunch of sexy songs: But a couple of my favorites are:

Great question, Megan. For me personally I only see providers who have a big presence here on cerb. Other than simply posting ads. I like to be able to get a feel for their personalities and get a sense that they're here because they want to be. Sure that's no 100% guarantee that they're not being coerced......it's possible they could be being pimped but still be active on cerb. But if they actively participate in discussions here, and seem genuinely interested in what we men think and prefer, or are eager to share their own thoughts on topics and their own preferences. Well....that makes me feel a lot more comfortable about seeing them and knowing that they're here because they want to be. In my first year or so in the hobby before I discovered cerb, I saw a lot of ladies who I got the sense did not want to be there. I can't say for sure if they were being exploited or not. But either way, it felt horrible.....and often I did not even stick around. As for dancers I have no clue.....sometimes you can get a sense from talking to her if she wants to be there or not. But sometimes you can't. As someone who has been a dancer Megan, are there any signs you know of that we should watch out for if we don't want to participate with someone who is being exploited?

I have a similar question.....is it possible to become revirginized? (Yes I think I just made up that word :p). Allow me to completely candid, for the past year or so I've been starting to feel like a virgin again. It's literally been years since I've had actual intercourse with a woman. Problem being I can't stay erect with a condom on, this was never a problem in my late teens and in my twenties....but in the past few years putting on a condom has been the equivalent to pouring ice down my pants. So intercourse is understandably off the table when seeing a SP. And my last steady girlfriend couldn't be on birth control because she was still breast feeding. So intercourse was off the table there too. I think I'm a pretty good lover when it comes to using my other faculties, given my predicament I've had a lot of practice at using them lol. But I'm worried that when the time comes for actual sexual intercourse that I won't know what the heck I'm doing anymore and will be....for all intents and purposes, a virgin again. Or is it like the whole "riding a bike" thing and one never forgets?

There was one instance where I didn't even have the chance to ask for a shower! It was a couple months ago....so still fairly warm, and her incall was in the market. The bus from Rideau was being very uncooperative (chalk up another "win" for Oc Transpo) so I had to walk from Rideau and it was about a 15 min walk. I had showered that morning, but was coming from work, sure it's a desk job, but still, and then the 15 min walk in warm weather. I had every intention of showering when I got there, honestly I did, but literally 10-15 seconds after I walked in the door my pants were off and she was going at it. There truly was no stopping her. She knew what she wanted and wasn't taking no for an answer lol. We had seen each other before so maybe she figured small talk could wait until after :D In retrospect I probably should have stopped her and asked to shower....but she seemed to be having such a great time down there that I honestly would have felt a little bad asking her to stop :p

As I take the bus I often have to walk to a lady's incall from where ever the closest bus stop is.....and often they're not very close. So I'll usually ask to shower first when I get there. And the ladies have always seemed happy that I have the presence of mind to ask. No matter the weather, if you're walking for about 10-15 minutes your junk will get sweaty. However I've never had a lady complain if I'm working up a sweat during the encounter.....after all.....isn't that kind of the whole point of the encounter? :p

You're never too old to find farts funny

All kidding aside I too wanted to be Superman. I think every little boy for the last 75 or so years did. Obviously I grew up and realized that would never happen....but I never lost my love for that character. I still love all things Superman......never got big into the comics but I love the movies and tv shows....but no one will ever top Christopher Reeve. For me, and my generation....he will always be the one and only Superman......right until the end he truly embodied everything Superman is supposed to be. Everyone else in my eyes is just an actor playing the role: And to me, no movie theme will ever top John Williams' epic Superman theme.....I'm seriously upset that Man Of Steel will not feature this music....it gives me goosebumps every time I hear it: Got myself feeling all nostalgic again....well....I know what I'll be doing with my weekend now lol

You're never too old to bump threads. :D Posted via Mobile Device

When I was little I really wasn't too concerned about my future career path. I didn't care what I became. My dream was to find someone (other than me) to play with my penis. Preferably a female someone. So I guess dreams really DO come true! :D Posted via Mobile Device

I really, really, REALLY want to do this! Who's down for a road trip to South Africa? Anyone?

You're never too old for Star Wars

Burning your dinner because you're too busy screwing around on cerb......damn you cerb!

Nature's Retard

I like that Malika is only 10 posts away from 2000! And I like that we share a naughty frame of mind...however I fear that hers may be just a tad naughtier than mine. Her posts are always entertaining to read...always thoughtful. Always clever, sometimes a little strange (a certain youtube video comes to mind), but she's always there with helpful advice on many different topics for pretty much anyone who needs it. And I really dig her boobies and her bum....she's got really nice boobies n' bum :D Additional Comments: Phaedrus, beat me to it......I like Phaedrus' fast typing skills :p

How about a 1000 spankings and then 1000 boobies? Sorry if I seem obsessed with the spankings....I just really like your bum ;)

Happy Birthday, beautiful! :D

:spank: I might be jumping the gun a bit here but I wanted to be the first to congratulate Malika on her upcumming 2000th post! And what better way to reward her than with 2000 hard spanks! :D Now Malika I know how much you like getting spanked....but do you really think you're up for 2000 hard ones? :whipping:

Hot chocolate on a chilly evening :D Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: With little marshmallows! Posted via Mobile Device

In the same spirit as the "You know you're old when" thread I thought it would be fun to talk about things we're never too old for. It can be sexual or not. Whatever comes to mind. I'll start: you're never too old to pop that embarassing, unprovoked and entirely unexpected hard-on in a public place. :/ Posted via Mobile Device

lmao! Malika...only you could "accidentally" stumble upon that :p

Depends. Anxious in what sense? Anxious as in you need sex or anxious as in you're worried? If you just need sex I agree, bite the bullett and see another SP whom you feel you'll have a good time with. But worried is a different case. Not much you can do about that. I don't like to feed the stereotype that escorting is dangerous but I'd be lying if I said I didn't do my fare share of worrrying about the ladies. If they're taking time off or retiring a brief message is always appreciated. Not necessarily to me directly but even just a brief post here on cerb.