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Not really. Or maybe. I guess it depends on the drugs. In my younger days as a stupid teenager the only drug I experimented with was acid a few times. And trust me that was a few times too many. And if I had seen this while high, I probably would have seen it just how it is, except the kitty cat would have been 3D and dancing in my living room in front of my tv. And I would have spent waaaaaayyyy too much time thinking about that kitty cat who dance, dance, dances....because he's a kitty cat. I probably would have become obsessed with trying to figure out why the kitty cat was dance, dance, dancing....what did that kitty cat have to be so happy about with the state of the world as it is. I would have become obsessed with learning its secret to eternal happiness. I would have watched it over and over and over and over and over again.....until either my high came down and I got my faculties back....or I was left a drooling vegetable for the rest of my life with images of that fucking dance, dance, dancing kitty cat running over and over again through my brain...... Whichever came first lol.

No I wouldn't have felt any different. They've pulled this shit with hotties too, and I wasn't impressed then either. I just hate being put on the spot like that. It just seems so forced and unnatural. If I want to ask a girl out, I'll ask her out, period. Just don't rope me into it.

Being invited out to a club with your friends. And supposedly JUST your friends! Getting there and realizing that you've just been conned into a blind date. Ugh...with friends like these.. Posted via Mobile Device

I'm sooooooo glad I don't do drugs.....I think that would have killed me lol.

Agreed. Or at least a later apology and explanation as to why they had to so abruptly stop conversing with you. The SO showed up, the pie was burning, zombies at the door......anything really. Just some kind of acknowledgement would be nice.

Yeah I'm currently in the same boat. Just without having had the hot,steamy sex lol. But horny? Yup. Horny as a motherfucker, :p

Getting that unprovoked "Hey, how you doing?" kinda text from one of your favorite lady friends....and having it quickly progress into a steamy session of text-sex :p

Eat loads and loads of poutine! That always works for me!......wait.....*castle pokes his belly* shit......no it doesn't. 'Kay I got nothing. Looks like I'll be paying attention to this thread too. :p Posted via Mobile Device

Hmmmm.....does this query mean Lexy may be travelling in the near future? Say....to Ottawa perhaps?? Hey...a guy has to have dreams, right? ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Personally, I fantasize about attractive, funny, intelligent women. Period. Lol. And thanks to cerb my fantasies are always satisfied! Race has never really been a deciding factor for me. I like 'em in all shapes, sizes and colors. :D Posted via Mobile Device

Wooo Hooo!! Permission to bump! I'm gonna bump the hell out of this thread!......and maybe grind it a bit too ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I like megforfun because anyone who also likes the word "splooge" is A-ok in my books ;) Posted via Mobile Device

There's a gym in my building....and the water in my shower is always warm. Just puttin' that out there :p. See how generous and selfless I am? Lol. Posted via Mobile Device

SPLOOOOGE!! Thanks to Berlin for providing me with my new favorite word ;). Hey....I didn't start this thread...so that makes it ok for me to shamelessly bump it right? :p. Posted via Mobile Device

Old Dog's posts always make me feel so young. How can you not like that? :)

French country music. Is there anything so vile?? I wonder if it's possible when calling a cab to requuest a driver who doesn't play music that nakes you want to bang your head against the window until you fall into blessed unconsciousness? Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Holy fuck now it's french yodelling. What. The. Fuck. I didn't even know there could be such a thing! Isn't yodelling just gibberish?? But they somehow managed to make it french! I don't mind the french language. Half of my family is french. But certain forms of music should just never be in french. Like french rap. Posted via Mobile Device

Maybe it's just a woman thing....but that totally doesn't work for me. If I have a headache it's about 50 times worse after I cum. During sex and while I'm cumming I don't feel it. But once things start to settle down that headache comes back with a vengeance! Lol Mind you when I have a head cold and am super congested, cumming clears my sinuses right up!.....not sure how that works lol. Posted via Mobile Device

I'm sorry....I just completely lost all focus on what the topic at hand is once you started talking about things you stick in your mouth. What is this thread about again? I'm so easily distracted lol. Posted via Mobile Device

Yup....my junk is fully inspected daily ;)

Were you implying that turtlenecks are not hygienic? Hey!! I'm sporting a turtle neck myself and am proud of it! ;) Posted via Mobile Device

By my estimation there's a few in the "other" category. SD, Cabaret Canada, Cabaret Le pink, Club 61, Club 77....I think that's it.

Seriously? Guess I better switch up my water bottle tomorrow...I had no idea..

Just wanted to point out that our long lost Redseductress is back in action!