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Who here loves brussel sprouts as I do?

For some reason my last girlfriend didn't think it was at all cute when I said this...but somehow it's ok for the cat? I ask you...is that fair??

Seriously? No one knows any dirty Halloween jokes? WTF's up with that? :p

Why isn't that a question?

At least then I wouldn't be alone anymore. I too have a pony tail and have a strong dislike for any scissor play during an encounter..for numerous reasons. Posted via Mobile Device

1000 posts ago, a very timid uncertain Castle probably asked something very stupid like "where can I get a bj?" I'm glad to say I've since graduated from asking such questions..... Now instead I ask "Where can I get a GOOD bj?" hehe...or on days where I'm feeling particularly generous "Hey, I know where y'all can get a good bj!" All kidding aside I find it hard to believe I only joined CERB in 2006. I can't remember (or try not to remember) what this hobby was like for me before joining up here. This board opened my eyes to a whole other world of SP/Client harmony. I used to only come to cerb for the 411 on SP's. But in the past 6 months or so I've stopped focusing so much on the "Escort" part of this site and really embraced the very real community which I never really realized was here. And I'm so VERY happy I did! not only have my eyes been opened sexually but the numerous topics discussed here have also opened them to so much more. I now come here daily for news, jokes, interesting topics...for just about anything really....and yes, I still come here for the countless sexy ladies too ;) I want to thank each and every one of you for helping to make CERB part of my daily existence, for accepting this once-upon-a-time lurker into your ranks with open arms (and sometimes open legs and open mouths!) ......sorry...I had to get a little bit of dirty talking in.....this is me after all :p Ladies I want to thank you all for being your beautiful wonderful selves and for gracefully putting up with my crude, pervo ways....and guys, thank you for gracefully putting up with my random ass grabs! I don't think I'll ever leave CERB by choice.....I've tried, I can't do it lol. The lifestyle I can quit. I've done it before. But CERB was impossible to leave. When that magical fairy tale woman finally comes along and sweeps me off my feet then that'll be it for me and the hobby. But you can all bet your asses if that day ever comes that I'll still be checking in here from time to time. CERB's stuck with me for the long haul whether it likes it or not! After all.....facebook doesn't have Boobie/Fripple threads... :D Additional Comments: p.s.......would it be presumptuous of me to now change my handle to "Castle Elite" ? It does have a certain ring to it, no? ;)

The sad thing is I know for a fact that I have probably made this exact face on more than one occasion...

Happy Bday!!! Have a great one! :D Posted via Mobile Device

I've been curious about this as well. Lately my schedule has restricted me from going to sc's at my preferred time (weekdays-daytime). I tend to prefer a higher-mileage kind of dance but so far this has been near impossible to find on a sunday evening. Anyone got suggestions for me? Feel free to PM me if need be. Posted via Mobile Device

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Congrats, Pretty Lady!! :D

I'm not imagining it. Salma Hayek is totally getting hotter with age. She's quickly entering MILF territory....and me likes!!

You're one tough cookie, Sweetheart! ;) it does my heart good to hear you're hanging in there....keep in touch. Hugs N' Kisses! (Ok...so there's more kisses then hugs. Can't blame me :p ) Posted via Mobile Device

Sorry all but I'm gonna have to go ahead and be my usual crude, perverted self. There is one HUGE plus side to forgiveness that no one has mentioned yet..............make-up sex :D Posted via Mobile Device

Hope everyone has a blast tonight! Maybe I'll be there in more than spirit next year ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Thanks for the tips everyone! I now have options! I asked the same question on facebook and 2 or 3 people replied lol. Gotta love cerb. :) Posted via Mobile Device

Happy Bday!! Hope you had a wonderful one! :)

A little late but Happy Bday and don't forget to ROCK ON!!

I've noticed that Garden Of Eden hasn't visited Ottawa in a while....or maybe I haven't been paying attention? I remember when they used to visit often (almost weekly for a while there) and had several highly reviewed wonderful ladies gracing our fair city. But I haven't noticed an ad from them either here or on the other board in quite some time. Is Ottawa no longer a touring location for them? Posted via Mobile Device

An awesome visual for me would be to have one lady going down on me, while her partner is behind her doing her doggie style with a strap-on. That would be....HOT!! :D. Yup....I'm so totally turned on right now lol. Posted via Mobile Device