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I call FAAAAALSE! I have gone all day without touching myself.

I like Angel because she has promised that if I'm extra good then when she finally does take over the world she'll spare my life and allow me be her loyal lapdog/boytoy......right, Angel? Posted via Mobile Device

Trying out the cafeteria at your new job for the first time, getting a bacon cheeseburger...and finding out the hard way that the ketchup and hot sauce bottles are not labelled. On the bright side my sinuses are REALLY clear now! :p Posted via Mobile Device

False Keeping in mind that I am single and do not have a S/O or girlfriend...Yesterday I received a random, unexpected and completely unplanned handjob. Posted via Mobile Device

Why doesn't bacon grow on trees? Why can't I have a bacon plant in my house? Posted via Mobile Device

I like Angela's always helpful nature and community spirit (organizing the social and such)......and I love her taste in music ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Well I didn't end up buying anything. I wore my fall-back suit for the first day to test the waters and turns out mostly everyone was dressed casually. So...casual it is lol. But I thank you all sincerely for your suggestions and will keep this thread in mind. I figure I'll need a new suit eventually anyway right? :p Posted via Mobile Device

Anyone know if Bambie is still at the Fax? I only got to see her once but she made quite an impression. I haven't been in during the day in quite some time but have some time off coming up and was thinking of stopping in. Posted via Mobile Device

Brains...hands down every time. Ok did no one answer mine because I didn't include pics? Seriously people it takes 2 seconds to use google....*sigh*...fine :p Let's try this again White Zombie bassist Sean Yseult: Or actress/model/designer and wife of Rob Zombie, Sheri Moon Zombie:

Yeah it's pretty offensive.....I didn't even crack a smile. And Family Guy usually has me losing my shit with laughter....but then again....it IS Family Guy after all. If it's not offending someone then it's not doing it's job properly. I wouldn't take it too seriously. And it is a deleted scene after all....so even they probably thought it was going too far. So I wouldn't hold it against them. Posted via Mobile Device

Peg Bundy For the White Zombie fans out there (and if you have no idea who I'm talking about just google them :p ): Sean Yseult or Sheri Moon Zombie. Posted via Mobile Device

Ahhh...the question is not what has come over me, but who have I come over?

Who here loves brussel sprouts as I do?

For some reason my last girlfriend didn't think it was at all cute when I said this...but somehow it's ok for the cat? I ask you...is that fair??

Seriously? No one knows any dirty Halloween jokes? WTF's up with that? :p

Why isn't that a question?

At least then I wouldn't be alone anymore. I too have a pony tail and have a strong dislike for any scissor play during an encounter..for numerous reasons. Posted via Mobile Device

1000 posts ago, a very timid uncertain Castle probably asked something very stupid like "where can I get a bj?" I'm glad to say I've since graduated from asking such questions..... Now instead I ask "Where can I get a GOOD bj?" hehe...or on days where I'm feeling particularly generous "Hey, I know where y'all can get a good bj!" All kidding aside I find it hard to believe I only joined CERB in 2006. I can't remember (or try not to remember) what this hobby was like for me before joining up here. This board opened my eyes to a whole other world of SP/Client harmony. I used to only come to cerb for the 411 on SP's. But in the past 6 months or so I've stopped focusing so much on the "Escort" part of this site and really embraced the very real community which I never really realized was here. And I'm so VERY happy I did! not only have my eyes been opened sexually but the numerous topics discussed here have also opened them to so much more. I now come here daily for news, jokes, interesting topics...for just about anything really....and yes, I still come here for the countless sexy ladies too ;) I want to thank each and every one of you for helping to make CERB part of my daily existence, for accepting this once-upon-a-time lurker into your ranks with open arms (and sometimes open legs and open mouths!) ......sorry...I had to get a little bit of dirty talking in.....this is me after all :p Ladies I want to thank you all for being your beautiful wonderful selves and for gracefully putting up with my crude, pervo ways....and guys, thank you for gracefully putting up with my random ass grabs! I don't think I'll ever leave CERB by choice.....I've tried, I can't do it lol. The lifestyle I can quit. I've done it before. But CERB was impossible to leave. When that magical fairy tale woman finally comes along and sweeps me off my feet then that'll be it for me and the hobby. But you can all bet your asses if that day ever comes that I'll still be checking in here from time to time. CERB's stuck with me for the long haul whether it likes it or not! After all.....facebook doesn't have Boobie/Fripple threads... :D Additional Comments: p.s.......would it be presumptuous of me to now change my handle to "Castle Elite" ? It does have a certain ring to it, no? ;)

The sad thing is I know for a fact that I have probably made this exact face on more than one occasion...

Happy Bday!!! Have a great one! :D Posted via Mobile Device

I've been curious about this as well. Lately my schedule has restricted me from going to sc's at my preferred time (weekdays-daytime). I tend to prefer a higher-mileage kind of dance but so far this has been near impossible to find on a sunday evening. Anyone got suggestions for me? Feel free to PM me if need be. Posted via Mobile Device

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