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Congrats, Pretty Lady!! :D

I'm not imagining it. Salma Hayek is totally getting hotter with age. She's quickly entering MILF territory....and me likes!!

You're one tough cookie, Sweetheart! ;) it does my heart good to hear you're hanging in there....keep in touch. Hugs N' Kisses! (Ok...so there's more kisses then hugs. Can't blame me :p ) Posted via Mobile Device

Sorry all but I'm gonna have to go ahead and be my usual crude, perverted self. There is one HUGE plus side to forgiveness that no one has mentioned yet..............make-up sex :D Posted via Mobile Device

Hope everyone has a blast tonight! Maybe I'll be there in more than spirit next year ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Thanks for the tips everyone! I now have options! I asked the same question on facebook and 2 or 3 people replied lol. Gotta love cerb. :) Posted via Mobile Device

Happy Bday!! Hope you had a wonderful one! :)

A little late but Happy Bday and don't forget to ROCK ON!!

I've noticed that Garden Of Eden hasn't visited Ottawa in a while....or maybe I haven't been paying attention? I remember when they used to visit often (almost weekly for a while there) and had several highly reviewed wonderful ladies gracing our fair city. But I haven't noticed an ad from them either here or on the other board in quite some time. Is Ottawa no longer a touring location for them? Posted via Mobile Device

An awesome visual for me would be to have one lady going down on me, while her partner is behind her doing her doggie style with a strap-on. That would be....HOT!! :D. Yup....I'm so totally turned on right now lol. Posted via Mobile Device

Big Hugs for sweet little Malika for her most recent post in the "Things That Suck" thread... :(

Here we go....my final word (and Denis Leary's) on Starbucks....and people who wear their underwear outside their pants :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxgv4QtKM8

Well that magical time of the year is almost upon us.....so what better way to celebrate than with some Halloweenie jokes? And yes because I am a filthy minded individual they do have to be dirty jokes....I'll get the ball rolling: Halloween Party. A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed,wondering what explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a great time!"

Awww!! You beat me to it! :p

So good news and bad news. Good news being I just found out today that I got a promotion. Bad news being I HATE formal wear or office attire. I currently have only 1, yes 1 all purpose suit (works perfectly for weddings, funerals and job interviews :p ). But seeing as my new job expects me to dress professionally I can't really get away with wearing the same suit everyday.....and my band t-shirts and jeans won't fly there. and I'm cheap. So where does one find good, cheap-ish office attire....preferrably in the downtown (ottawa) area. By monday. Lol. Posted via Mobile Device

I'm gonna have to say true because this has happened to everyone at one time or another. Time to see who was paying attention: I currently have the superman symbol on the crotch of my undies. Posted via Mobile Device