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Big Hugs for sweet little Malika for her most recent post in the "Things That Suck" thread... :(

Here we go....my final word (and Denis Leary's) on Starbucks....and people who wear their underwear outside their pants :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxgv4QtKM8

Well that magical time of the year is almost upon us.....so what better way to celebrate than with some Halloweenie jokes? And yes because I am a filthy minded individual they do have to be dirty jokes....I'll get the ball rolling: Halloween Party. A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed,wondering what explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a great time!"

Awww!! You beat me to it! :p

So good news and bad news. Good news being I just found out today that I got a promotion. Bad news being I HATE formal wear or office attire. I currently have only 1, yes 1 all purpose suit (works perfectly for weddings, funerals and job interviews :p ). But seeing as my new job expects me to dress professionally I can't really get away with wearing the same suit everyday.....and my band t-shirts and jeans won't fly there. and I'm cheap. So where does one find good, cheap-ish office attire....preferrably in the downtown (ottawa) area. By monday. Lol. Posted via Mobile Device

I'm gonna have to say true because this has happened to everyone at one time or another. Time to see who was paying attention: I currently have the superman symbol on the crotch of my undies. Posted via Mobile Device

MURDERER!!!!...... ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I will say that those are some mighty fine boobies...I think that's my very favorite booby size....palm sized. However I think the girl in question is in serious need of a bacon cheeseburger.....or two :p Posted via Mobile Device

This does indeed sound pretty hot....for everyone involved! One thing that I've always wondered about is the duo bj....another thing I've been curious about and always wanted to try is having one lady performing bls on me while the other focuses on sucking the cock....to me that sounds like it would be an amazing sensation......ladies, does this even work? Or does one head always get in the way? Does it depend on the guy's length? And guys who have had this done to them....how did you like it? Posted via Mobile Device

Huge Monster Bear Hugs (not the "squeeze the life out of you" kind of monsteer bear hug but the "make you feel nice and warm and protected" kind of monster bear hug) for Angel Starr today!! It's monday....mondays suck.....and the recent duo thread just made me realize that I'm probably the only person on here who has yet to try a duo....for these reasons I need a hug....preferrably from at least 2 ladies..that's about as close as I'm going to get to being in a duo at this particular moment :p Posted via Mobile Device

You're more powerful than you think. The trick is to find and tap into that power. Good luck! Posted via Mobile Device

I have no input whatsoever but just wanted to say this thread sounds pretty interesting to me as a duo of any sort is something I've yet to experience, either in my personal life or as a hobbyiest. Sad, I know lol. But it's something I've always wanted to try. But if I was to say anything I would say Angela's descriptions sound pretty logical. Posted via Mobile Device

I'm so sorry this happened to you Samantha.....every time I hear stories like this I gain more respect for you ladies and your courage. You made the right move going to the law....safety first. Posted via Mobile Device

I can't help you with your amp/speaker problem but if you go to urban outfitters on rideau they do have a bunch of vinyls. I didn't notice if they had any good ones as I was there to pick something else up. They may have something you like. Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: I currently only have two alice cooper vinyls and I'm keepin' 'em! :p Posted via Mobile Device

I always thought this too! Just checked IMDB and The Honeymooners was 1953, Flinstones was 1959. So Hannah-Barbara are the thieves here :p

If for no other reason than I get very cranky when I'm hungry.....I'll have to say hunger comes first. A happy castle is a much better lover ;) When having planned sex (ie, when seeing a SP) I'll always make sure to eat something first. But I don't eat until I'm full...usually just a small snack so I don't feel hungry anymore.

I just wanted to say that I sent you a PM in regards to your struggle Angel....I wasn't sure if you were checking PM's or not as you're not taking appointments. And I didn't post it publicly because some of it is personal to my own situation....I'm so proud of you for your first meeting love. I'll be thinking of you and routing for you every single day. xoxoxo.

Ottawaadventurer, listen to Angel's advice. She's wise beyond her years. Hang in there my friend. We all fall down but we can always get back up again.

Happy Birthday, sweetie pie!! :D