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Mr T pities this fool because he totally missed this thread :( Additional Comments: Arrrgg! Foiled by the Archduke Of Crossover once again!

Ok enough is enough. It's time for some tough love. A person whose opinion I highly respect whom I won't mention recently referred to this whole sad excuse for a poll to me as being like "the popularity contest in high school"....and they were absolutely right. It's just as pointless...just as trivial. It means absolutely nothing. Does anyone remember who their class president was in high school? I sure as hell don't. And "high school" is very apt term to describle the maturity shown by many in this thread. I mean getting all pissy because someone new got more votes than you? Really? And all this over what exactly? People (both new and longtime members) are seriously considering not posting anymore over this? Are you fuckin' kidding me? Its. A. BANNER! That's all it is. There's no cash reward on the line. There's no new car. There's no all expenses paid trip to friggin disney world (Even though Disney World sucks IMO. Universal Studios ftw!! :p). There's not even free movie passes for crissakes. It's a cutesy little pic under your name.....woop d freakin do. And pardon the expression but this is why everone's gotten their panties in a bunch? Over a little banner thingamajig under your name? Is a little banner thingy really going to improve the quality of your life or anything? I know I can't be the only one who finds this more than a little ridiculous? We're grown ups people...I'm sorry if my mostly uncensored opinion offends anyone but enough is enough. You all need to take a step back and just chiil out. MOD please do away with this poll and any future ones of this nature before they do anymore damage. When people get removed from the poll because other people don't like that she is there....well its at that point that this whole thing becomes a farce. I mean it didn't mean all that much to begin with but now it means less than nothing. As it's been shown here there's simply just too much room for catiness/jealousy in these kind of things. I understand wanting to recognize those who go above and beyond to add and contribute regularly to the board. I really do. Which is why I reiterate my previous suggestion to base the "awards" on rep points instead of polls. People can't argue with rep points. They can't turn around and say someone doesn't deserve their rep points. Well...they could...but they'd look pretty stupid doing so. If some people are really that desperate to be recognized than this just seems like much more drama-free way of going about it. Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: God I can't believe I wrote all that on my blackberry. Christ my fingers are sore now!.....I should have just gotten out of bed.....but I love my bed! hahaha! Posted via Mobile Device

I think I just had a seizure..

Congrats!!!

Congrats, Beautiful!! :)

This would be an easier question for me to answer if it was how many times a week do I STOP masturbating

Mine had moths ;)

Just came back from meeting Sara for the second time. What a great start to the weekend! I swear this girl could charm the pants right off of me....actually she just did haha! She really is a charmer and an absolute pleasure to be around and funny as hell. She's the type of girl I'd be more than satisfied with just hanging out with her for hours on end. That's not to take away from her skills on the naughtier side of things...which are spectacular to say the least! (lets just say it reminds me of a line from a song that goes...."she could suck the gay right off of a painting of a unicorn" :p ). In all honesty I can't decide which is my favorite part of being with her. Getting down and dirty with her or the 15-20 mins we spent just chilling and chatting afterwords. Smart, sexy as hell, charming, witty, and an absolute beast in bed. ...what more could I ask for? Thanks again Sara!! xoxoxo

Reading this thread! ;). .....well...the ladies' posts anyway (sorry guys :p ). Posted via Mobile Device

The "valued member-ladies" thread. :p. What? Someone had to say it! ;) Posted via Mobile Device

It saddens me that she's now considering not posting :( that anyone should feel alienated here for no just reason is unacceptable for this site. If she were rude or confrontational with other members that would be a different story. But even considering the direction that this thread has taken she's managed to keep her head and remain respectful. That in itself speaks volumes to the kind of person she is. I've never met Emily and may never meet her as I don't visit MP's, nothing against MP's, I'm sure they're wonderful providers, it's just not my preference. My point is that I'm not speaking out of any preference for Emily and am just going from what I've seen here. I won't get into whether or not she should have been nominated. But that anyone should be made to feel like they shouldn't post without just cause saddens me. Emily if you're reading this, rest assured that this is just one thread among thousands. In a few weeks it'll be just another forgotten thread. Don't let a silly little thread bout a silly little contest ruin what could be a great experience for you. I can already tell that you will have a lot of useful and insightful input and given time could be a true "valued member" in the truest sense and I'm not referring to a little icon under your name :p. Xoxo Posted via Mobile Device

Sometimes public transportation kicks ass. Busty hottie in a tight low cut shirt sitting across from me on the bus right now....and it's a bumpy ride :p. It's making it very hard to not get busted staring :D Posted via Mobile Device

So very, VERY horny! ......now how's THAT for randomness?? :p

How about a Superhero Spanking thread? Just be glad it's not Robin on his lap

Here's a suggestion. And I'm being serious. How about instead of this whole voting business the awards be based on rep points and post nominations instead. For example at 1000 rep points you get a special little "value member" or whatever icon. At 5000 another little icon thingy and the highest award for 10,000 rep points. Something like that anyway. It seems to me that would be a much fairer, less biased system. And would effectivly avoid this kind of squabbling. Just my 2 cents for the mod. Posted via Mobile Device

Awwww crap! After reading all the drama in the ladies' vote I was hoping for the male equivalent here! I have my popcorn ready and everything! I feel totally jipped now.... Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: WTF??! How the hell did the Archduke of Crossover get as many votes as ME?? Pfft! This vote is total BS!..... (There....that ought to get the ball rolling)... :p Posted via Mobile Device

It's like that age old statement "the average person who lives to old age will have spent a year of his or her life brushing their teeth".........I'm wondering if I tally everything up at the end of my life how many years I will have spent jerking off :p. Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: This also reminds me......a good portion of my womem friends claim they do not masturbate. Personally I don't buy it. Ladies? Is this even possible? Have you ever heard of this? Now if a guy friend tells me he never jerks off I'll KNOW he's full of shit. But not being a woman I don't know if that's even possible. Any input? Posted via Mobile Device

Shit I'm going to need my calculator for this one... Posted via Mobile Device

I was a lurker in the true sense of the word :p. By the end of my first year I had maybe 20 posts under my belt (and even that's being generous). And all my posts were questions and very little useful input at all lol. Posted via Mobile Device

When you go shopping for new jeans and can't find anything because every pair you try on is too small in the crotch :p Posted via Mobile Device

Well if you want to be joining Salma Hayek and I on our honeymoon you'll have to do much more then just stare. You will be required to join in. Hope that's ok with you :p. Posted via Mobile Device

Congrats sweetie!! Looking forward to the next 1500!

You're lucky! I never have enough screws!...............one screw a month is nowhere near enough screws :(

Ahhh yes....Salma Hayek, aka, my future wife! Hey...laugh it up if you want, but first she was engaged to this guy, And now she's married to this guy, So I think it's a safe bet that even I have a shot. Clearly her standards are pretty low...and that's A-ok with me! Mark my words I will marry this woman one day :p Malika, you're more than welcome to be the first ever person to tag along on someone else's honeymoon if you want ;)

Wow....what a prude! I'd have done it :p