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No need to thank me. Just doing my selfless part to bring about global peace.

I recently had the smoked meat poutine at Dunn's and was in HEAVEN!

I had to check first and make sure first before agreeing with you...but yes, she's 21, so all grown up.......in the eyes of the law anyway :p

I was actually having a lot of trouble debating what to eat....but now I don't have that problem anymore. Nothing like seeing something lick its own eyeball to make one lose one's appetite :p...so I guess I should thank you Then again....tacos rule, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wreH-0JwHpc

Yeah I wish I could to.....everyone takes one look at me and assumes I'm a musician for some reason...they always seem a little disappointed when I say I have no musical talent whatsoever....like they were expecting me to break into song and dance on command for them or something......well...that and having my own groupies would be kinda nice.

As much as I don't think you need ANY improvement in this particular area....I think I'd be up for the challenge, I think I could survive...and if I don't, well...I couldn't think of a better way to check out! :D I can see it now. I'd show up at the pearly gates, a disgruntled St Peter would take one look at the big stupid grin on my mug, shake his head and sigh and let me in while muttering "another lucky bastard bites the dust.....when the fuck do I get to meet this Sara chick?"

I just saw this video from the 90's for the first time and was blown away by it's beauty. Being a big fan of Nick Cave I'm not sure how I ever missed it. A beautiful yet disturbing video for an equally beautifully disturbing song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTY8ildtFU&feature=fvst Additional Comments: And on a far less morose note I like this one because it has a bunch of....yup, you guessed it.........BOOBIES!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ThBPs5i4w

That's.......really kinda creepy..

You know.... there's a very simple solution to that particular dilemma.....just sayin' ;) But yes I agree with the general consensus. However you feel comfortable. Mind you I hate wearing dress shirts and ties but after reading Angel's post I may just have to start :p. Posted via Mobile Device

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into The Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris. Posted via Mobile Device

Ok I understood all of those except for Rob Hunt. Anita Hunt? I'm not hearing anything wrong with that. Ok it rhhymes with a certain "c" word. But unless her middle initial is c I'm not seeing the problem. Maybe I'm just slow today :p. Posted via Mobile Device

Honestly I have had encounters where it was just sex, just "wham bam thank you ma'am" because once I got there realized there was no genuine connection between me and this person. And trust me in each case I did not repeat. Many of us, myself included, are looking for more than just "wham bam thank you ma'am". No we're not looking for relationships or girlfriends....that's why we're here. But that doesn't mean we don't care about the woman getting pleasure out of being with us. At least in my case, I like to feel that I did everything possible to show her a good time. If we're not both enjoying ourselves, then the whole experience is ruined for me and I just leave feeling like, pardon the term, a pity fuck. No one likes to feel that way. A mutually pleasurable experience is much more satisfying in every way.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

I'm very much a face man. Particularly their smile and eyes. I truly feel eyes are the window to the soul and I can usually get a good feel of the person's personality by looking into their eyes......all of my favorite ladies on here have gorgeous eyes and infectious smiles. The smile has to reach the eyes if you know what I mean...it's gotta be a real one, their eyes have to smile too if that makes any sense. There's a few ladies on here with smiles and eyes like that. Without naming names those who come to mind are: -a deliciously beautiful frisky, playful kitty; -a shy/naughty angelic eastern princess with starrs in her eyes; -a sexy silly tomboy betty with whom I share a particular obsession ;) ; -and lastly a cute little booby obsessed wayward traveler who just may be cerb-stalking me. :p When these particular ladies smile...I smile. I can't help it. Even if it's just a pic of them smiling. The smile and the eyes is what first makes me weak in the knees every time.

I also can't start the day without waxing my morning wood.....does that mean I'm as cool as Bruce Campbell?....does it??! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0nmEFOg7zE

Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven as read by Christopher Walken

Good thing you declined! She may have just been looking for an excuse to slap you back lol! :spank:

Oh....my....god! That was fucking priceless! Posted via Mobile Device

Who doesn't love Christopher Walken?? So why not let us celebrate the awesomeness that is CW by sharing our favorite moments: Here's a couple of mine All American Murder (I've never actually seen this movie yet and just stumbled upon this clip now for the first time.....but OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! :D Poolhall Junkies - Lion-

Ok I'm going to totally geek out on all y'all right now by going on a total geek rant about the fact that I think.........that Superman's new costume sucks huge donkey balls!! I understand that these are set pics without the proper lighting or editing done yet...so it may look completely different in the finished film, so I can't rightfully judge until I see the movie, and I'm still looking forward to this movie. But so far I'm not impressed with the unnecessary changes to the costume. what the hell is it about Hollywoood always insisting on fixing things that aren't broken??.........and is it just me or does his whole crotch area just look really obscene without the red undies? Sure wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants is stupid...but at least it hid that ridiculous looking bulge in his tights :p

Wow! That really does look quite funny....and informative too! :D Posted via Mobile Device

You're a wiser man than me.......yes, it was THAT bad....I watched about 10 seconds but that was enough.

Old Dog's recent photo in the Unhijakeable thread reminded me of something else that sucks.......sausage parties

Big thanks to everyone who has mentioned me! Made my day :) My nominations are as follows: Ladies: Angel Starr AngelaofOttawa Berlin Carley Chase Cleo Catra Elizabeth Saunders Isabella Gia JuliasUndies Malika SaraMQ Gents: Daniel17 Old Dog Phaedrus Surf Nazis Must Die

A big congrats to the Archduke Of Crossover!! :D