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My job. 'Nuff said. Posted via Mobile Device

I know what you mean!! It might seem a little conceited but I'm really tempted to get those "I <3 Castle" undies. Of course any non-cerb ladies who see me in those might have some questions.... Posted via Mobile Device

I think that it's for that expression "stop fucking the dog" which means to procrastinate....to put off something you should be doing. Its the same in french I think. "Arreter de fourer le chien".....my dad used to say that to me all the time when I didn't want to mow the lawn. .....At least I really hope that's what it's there for... :p Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah that always happens to me too! Thankfully my beard is a dead give away :p Posted via Mobile Device

Being woken up at 2am by a fire alarm in your apt building and having to evacuate the building for close to an hour because some retard threw their not-quite extuinguished cigarette butts down the garbage chute. And then having to get up at 6am for work....get out of the shower, starving and looking forward to a good strawberry banana smoothie and realizing you left the milk out the night before...ugh...no worries...I'll grab something at work right? Wrong! Bank machine at work's on the fritz and I have no cash on me....so no breakfast for me. Which totally screws me up for the whole day. Oh and I just remembered I have to work two hours of overtime today.....and all this on a monday. Yeah. Great start to the friggin week. Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Oh yeah....and my headphones crapped out so I was only able to listen to music for about 5 minutes of my hour long busride to work. Posted via Mobile Device

Congrats!! :D Posted via Mobile Device

I agree! I have a friend who lives just off elgin so I occasionally have breakfast at The Manx. They make a KILLER Eggs Benny! :)

It's more than a little disconcerting that my design team completed these for the men before they did for the women: Mind you they did get the chance to complete this: Now they just need to get cracking on the bottom portion........hmmmm....or not ;)

I think PP just found his new avatar. Come on Pete...this opportunity is too good to pass up :p

When you're trying to watch videos on youtube but are first being forced to watch the same 30 second movie trailer (Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark) over and over again! A film that otherwise I would probably have wanted to see but now don't think I will just out of pure principle.

Just stumbled upon this monstrosity of a song so thought I'd breath life back into this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmw0qCdSn-I&feature=related ......that's what I get for spending my afternoon surfing internet porn instead of working out. I'm going to take that as a sign! Off to the gym with my sorry ass!

I can't...for the life of me....get this song out of my head! It's been there for like a week now! I actually had a dream last night about hotties with eye patches (A new fetish maybe? hmmmm) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHAAV2xoZzc

I could be wrong but I could swear that's one of the first signs of the apocalypse... Posted via Mobile Device

HAPPY B-DAY!!!! :D Posted via Mobile Device

Actually I'll almost always pay in twenties even if it's an odd number. I don't like to carry around cash on me too much so I'll usually stop at an ATM just before the encounter. Rounding high of course. For example if her rate's $250 I'll bring $260. It's just a lot more convenient for me that way. Posted via Mobile Device

Hell no! I've tried that before and failed miserably. I quit the hobby for several months but just couldn't quit cerb. I was still here lurking. In relation to Phaedrus' question.....would you UNrespectfully tell Stephen Harper what you really think of him? Posted via Mobile Device

That sucks for you maybe. But the rest of us will now have pleasant thoughts running through our minds for the rest of the day ;) Posted via Mobile Device

When you start referring to the younger generation's music as "mindless noise". I was recently invited to the first annual "Ottawa Metal Festival" so started looking up the bands that will be there. There were a few good ones but when listening to the rest I found myself saying to myself "What the fuck? This is just really annoying noise!". .....the second it was out of my mouth I felt like an old fart. Posted via Mobile Device

When someone asks you a question pertaining to something you know A LOT about (which is why they asked you) and then get upset and keep insisting your answer is wrong because it's not the answer they wanted. Guess some people really do want you to just tell them what they want to hear. Posted via Mobile Device

My two current faves are Bambie at Barefax and Diva at Taboo. I've only seen Bambie once but she made quite an impression. Haven't seen her in a while. Anyone know if she's still there? I was also very fond of Divine at Barefax, then at Barbs, then back to Barefax :p. I haven't seen her in several months either. Anyone know if she's retired? Posted via Mobile Device

Wanted to give you rep points but already gave too many for the day. But OMG I couldn't agree more! I too enjoy this particular activity.....and even when holding the lady's head, I never do so forcefully, because as you said, my dick is in her mouth. To anyone looking in from the outside it would appear that I am the one in control..but never for one instance does the notion that I am the one in control ever cross my mind, I am always very conscious of the fact that it takes just one chomp and my life will never be the same again :p

Speaking of books. The Coop's autobiography "Alice Cooper: Golf Monster" really touched me.....don't laugh! :p Hear me out. The majority of the book tells of his battle with alcoholism and how he eventually overcame it for the sake of....and with the help of...his family. Being someone who had his own bout with the bottle and came out on top (3 years and counting without a drop :) ), I find his story truly inspirational. I mean, if Alice Cooper can remain sober for over 20 years, while still very much living the "rock star" life, constantly touring and being constantly surrounded by it.....then it should be a walk in the park for me right? It also has a ton of very useful golf tips for you golfers out there...I kid you not. :D

I don't know about Alexandra Heart but i think Lili Love is retired. She hasn't had an ad up on EC in months. Too bad too. She was a blast! Best of luck to her in the future. Posted via Mobile Device

I can't wait to get home so I can give rep points and nominations to preety much every post in this thread so far! Keep 'em coming people! :D Posted via Mobile Device