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I too have a deep seeded loathing for all things insectile! Another reason I have a preference for winter....the creep crawlys go AWAY! :D P.s Lexy.....you can get as vulgar as you like with me any time you please....I don't offend easily ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Congratulations!!! Looking forward to reading 500 more! :D Posted via Mobile Device

Pretty much sums up everything I was about to say. Whether she's in a relationship or married is of no concern to me. I'm not in this looking for a gf and things are done safely anyway. So what difference does it make? Posted via Mobile Device

Lemmy is the God of rock and roll and JD. WIT is the God of CERB. Here's hoping they can peacefully coexist. Posted via Mobile Device

On a whim I stopped in at the Barefax on my way home yesterday....mostly just to get out of the heat. Before I could even order a drink I saw Sophia whom I haven't seen in ages. She sat with me briefly before we retired to her "office". Half an hour later I was back in outside in the heat with a lighter wallet and a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Love those unplanned brief visits to a sc. Good times.

Couldn't agree more. That's the one thing I miss about working the graveyard shift. Walking home in the early morning while the rest of the world is still sleeping. So peaceful. One thing I love is when I spot some license plate that randomly has some acronym that I associate with the lifestyle...bbbj, daty, cbj, cof, etc :p. Always makes me giggle a little inside. Posted via Mobile Device

More sesame madness The Count Censored: (if the vampires in Twilight were more like this I would totally have been a fan) Cookie Monster in "Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies??!":

Not really a body part but I've been told I have a very sexy phone voice. Personally I can't stand listening to my own voice on a message or something...but apparently it's hot. Maybe a new career path is in order? hmmmmm......(are there even such things as male sex phone lines? :p)

Sounds like I need to move to one of the coasts, I personally cannot STAND this heat! Or I could just spend all my time visiting these lovely local ladies who all seem to have a/c ;)

This will just have to do for now :p

Awwww....major bummer! Were I in town this weekend I would totally be helping you turn that frown upside down...sadly I am not :(

Couldn't agree more. I too am currently in my birthday suit! ;) Except I have no A/C to blast....so no way is even a stitch of clothing is touching my bod right now. Ok so maybe the image of me sitting naked at my computer isn't really that "sexy" to anyone reading this....but it's all I got! :p

I'm quite fond of my ghetto booty......every time I look at it...all I can think is "Ka-Pow!!" ;) Is hair a body part? I totally dig my hair too :D

I'm confused now, lol. All this time I figured I was...and I was ok with that. But I scored 10 which is smack dab in the middle of the chart! What the hell does THAT mean? Am I or aren't I? Now I'm all frustrated, lol. Need to work off the tension.......somehow...hmmm. What to do?

I agree. The cuddling afterwords is always nice :) Posted via Mobile Device

I love when you're sitting at work halfway through the day, almost in tears and thinking to yourself "my fragile sanity cannot handle another 4 hours of this bullshit" when your boss picks that particular moment to walk by and tells you to take the rest of the day off because it's dead. Like what just now happened to me! :D Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: And something else I just realized I love. Looking down and seeing the seems in your shorts coming undone in the crotch area. Which I have just noticed is now happening to me. I've never considered myself particularly "gifted" in that area....but goddamn if my member isn't literally ripping through my shorts right now! And I'm not even at attention! Yes....this is indeed a sight to make any man smile :D I just hope my shorts hold until I get home! Haha . Posted via Mobile Device

Very true. Something which really pisses me off about facebook. I've had several friends who have had pics of them nursing their babies flagged and removed. That particular bond between mother and child is the most natural and beautiful thing in the world. There's absolutely NOTHING sexual about it. And yet, because a breast is involved it's deemed inappropriate. It makes me sad and angry every time it happens.

I like that Apex has been a member since 2008 and has close to 1000 posts but only looked at his profile for the first time today! :p

I mirror a lot of the things posted so far, the aspect of the unknown, the anticipation, the flirtatious e-mails/PM's, but one thing that really gets me is the wobbly knees when walking away after the encounter....can't help but feel like everyone's looking at me thinking "wow...he's walking like he just got fucked silly" (or "wow...he's walking like he just fucked someone silly" ...depending on how you want to look at it :p )....and I dunno....knowing that these strangers probably know is very, VERY hot to me.

Great video! Those of us who have been active here on cerb for a while have probably noticed the same reasons given from many of the SP's on here as to why they love their job. But a great post none the less! :)

I personally don't listen to anything U.S authorities have to say on the matter of sexual well being for one simple reason. Youtube. Hear me out, we can see all manners of violence on youtube, Saddam Hussein's execution was even up there for a while, not to mention clips from some of the most violent movies you can imagine....but boobies? A big no no on youtube. What can be more beautiful and natural then a pair of breasts? American culture just seems to be really backward and closed minded when it comes to what is "appropriate". It seems like all manners of violence is perfectly acceptable but something as natural and (if done properly) safe as sex, is still a taboo there.

Yup...I simply HAD to nominate that post! ;) And now...finally....the meaning of life...and I'm sharing it first with all of you, my fellow leg humpers, male and female alike! (which reminds me.....actually had a girl hump my leg while giving me a bj once.....that was.......kinda hot actually. Wait....where was I? Oh right! The meaning of life......here you go!

I'd say cleanliness is a big thing for me. I'm a non-smoker but everyone I know are smokers, so I'm used to the smell..not a big deal for me if the place smells a little like smoke (as long as it's not on your breath...like licking an ashtray..yuck!)... but yes, the place has to be clean. Also nice to see is a few things here and there to give an idea of the lady's personality and who she is as a person. Nothing to threaten her identity or discretion. No personal photos or anything like that. Just books and the like, some music. Basically just some good conversation pieces, helps break the ice and helps get to know each other a little better. Essentially what I mean is make the place your own, make it feel like someone's home.

Congrats on your anniversary! Here's hoping you spend it with someone special :) And trust me....it only gets better as time goes on!

I agree with Malika's take on it. It's possible....but don't bet on it. I personally never see a SP with notions of anything else in mind. If it happens, great....but it hasn't yet, and really, as much as we talk about the "GFE", the last thing we're looking for from a SP is a "GF"....and the last thing they're looking for from this is a BF.....it's strings free fun. But as Isabella pointed out. Life does tend to throw us for a curve ball now and then despite our best intentions. I commend you on this decision Sara! I'm very much of the same mind. I refuse to hobby while I'm in a relationship now. I did it in my younger, stupider days, when I first started hobbying and it was the biggest mistake of my life. Don't get me wrong, I love this lifestyle, but I should have just ended it with her if I was unsatisfied enough to seek out SP's....the guilt of that has always stayed with me. So yeah, monogamy is also very important to me now. I would be pretty pissed and hurt to find out she had a guy (or several) on the side. So it would be pretty hypocritical of me to continue hobbying while with her. If we were swingers that might me a different story ;)...but that's simply not my scene. If I were to start dating a SP she would have to find another means of income for things to work....and if you ask me that's a completely unfair demand on my part and not something I could ever bring myself to ask her to do. So for these reasons I don't see myself ever dating a SP. I just want to point out that I'm not judging any of the men on here who do hobby while having a SO. Or any of the SP's here who have SO's. Everyone's views and situations are different. These just happen to be mine. I'm sorry this happened to you Cleo :( I can attest to the fact that you are very much dateable and were circumstances different I for one would jump at the chance ;) the guy was clearly (if he's on here and reading this, I apologize to you whoever you are) a douche. It's one thing to see SP's while having a SO...there's no real emotional attachment from seeing a SP....well..that's not really true...otherwise this hobby wouldn't be any fun....but you know what I mean...but going on an actual "date" with someone while involved in a relationship?...that's unacceptable to me..but maybe that's just me. I don't know you personally Cleo, and like Meg said, our real faces and the faces we show in this lifestyle are quite different...but for anyone to view you, or any of the ladies here as "just a SP" is quite honestly a crime in my mind. As I previously stated I wouldn't consider dating a SP only because I wouldn't ever expect anyone to leave their chosen profession for me, and monogamy is a very important part of a relationship for me. So right there that rules out SP's for me. But surely not because I consider them "just SP's" or not dateable. If I hit it off with a SP, and somewhere down the line after she has left the profession our paths cross and the stars align, then I would most definitely jump at the chance to get to know the real her. This includes you, Cleo :) SP persona aside I can tell that you're a very charming and beautiful woman.....(not to mention the fact that your movie collection is "apparently" bigger than mine, you like Alice Cooper....and you BAKE to boot! Truly you are a woman after my own heart :p ) Seriously though, any man who takes you for granted is ready for the short bus if you ask me.