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And boy am I glad to be counted among that 10%! :D. Never before has being part of a minority group been this much FUN!! ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I'd say I hate that too....but honestly...I was always "that" roommate :p Posted via Mobile Device

Not being able to see my full profile from my mobile device. Specifically profile visitor messages :( I Love getting those.. Posted via Mobile Device

I too have a deep seeded loathing for all things insectile! Another reason I have a preference for winter....the creep crawlys go AWAY! :D P.s Lexy.....you can get as vulgar as you like with me any time you please....I don't offend easily ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Congratulations!!! Looking forward to reading 500 more! :D Posted via Mobile Device

Pretty much sums up everything I was about to say. Whether she's in a relationship or married is of no concern to me. I'm not in this looking for a gf and things are done safely anyway. So what difference does it make? Posted via Mobile Device

Lemmy is the God of rock and roll and JD. WIT is the God of CERB. Here's hoping they can peacefully coexist. Posted via Mobile Device

On a whim I stopped in at the Barefax on my way home yesterday....mostly just to get out of the heat. Before I could even order a drink I saw Sophia whom I haven't seen in ages. She sat with me briefly before we retired to her "office". Half an hour later I was back in outside in the heat with a lighter wallet and a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Love those unplanned brief visits to a sc. Good times.

Couldn't agree more. That's the one thing I miss about working the graveyard shift. Walking home in the early morning while the rest of the world is still sleeping. So peaceful. One thing I love is when I spot some license plate that randomly has some acronym that I associate with the lifestyle...bbbj, daty, cbj, cof, etc :p. Always makes me giggle a little inside. Posted via Mobile Device

More sesame madness The Count Censored: (if the vampires in Twilight were more like this I would totally have been a fan) Cookie Monster in "Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies??!":

Not really a body part but I've been told I have a very sexy phone voice. Personally I can't stand listening to my own voice on a message or something...but apparently it's hot. Maybe a new career path is in order? hmmmmm......(are there even such things as male sex phone lines? :p)

Sounds like I need to move to one of the coasts, I personally cannot STAND this heat! Or I could just spend all my time visiting these lovely local ladies who all seem to have a/c ;)

This will just have to do for now :p

Awwww....major bummer! Were I in town this weekend I would totally be helping you turn that frown upside down...sadly I am not :(

Couldn't agree more. I too am currently in my birthday suit! ;) Except I have no A/C to blast....so no way is even a stitch of clothing is touching my bod right now. Ok so maybe the image of me sitting naked at my computer isn't really that "sexy" to anyone reading this....but it's all I got! :p

I'm quite fond of my ghetto booty......every time I look at it...all I can think is "Ka-Pow!!" ;) Is hair a body part? I totally dig my hair too :D

I'm confused now, lol. All this time I figured I was...and I was ok with that. But I scored 10 which is smack dab in the middle of the chart! What the hell does THAT mean? Am I or aren't I? Now I'm all frustrated, lol. Need to work off the tension.......somehow...hmmm. What to do?

I agree. The cuddling afterwords is always nice :) Posted via Mobile Device

I love when you're sitting at work halfway through the day, almost in tears and thinking to yourself "my fragile sanity cannot handle another 4 hours of this bullshit" when your boss picks that particular moment to walk by and tells you to take the rest of the day off because it's dead. Like what just now happened to me! :D Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: And something else I just realized I love. Looking down and seeing the seems in your shorts coming undone in the crotch area. Which I have just noticed is now happening to me. I've never considered myself particularly "gifted" in that area....but goddamn if my member isn't literally ripping through my shorts right now! And I'm not even at attention! Yes....this is indeed a sight to make any man smile :D I just hope my shorts hold until I get home! Haha . Posted via Mobile Device

Very true. Something which really pisses me off about facebook. I've had several friends who have had pics of them nursing their babies flagged and removed. That particular bond between mother and child is the most natural and beautiful thing in the world. There's absolutely NOTHING sexual about it. And yet, because a breast is involved it's deemed inappropriate. It makes me sad and angry every time it happens.

I like that Apex has been a member since 2008 and has close to 1000 posts but only looked at his profile for the first time today! :p

I mirror a lot of the things posted so far, the aspect of the unknown, the anticipation, the flirtatious e-mails/PM's, but one thing that really gets me is the wobbly knees when walking away after the encounter....can't help but feel like everyone's looking at me thinking "wow...he's walking like he just got fucked silly" (or "wow...he's walking like he just fucked someone silly" ...depending on how you want to look at it :p )....and I dunno....knowing that these strangers probably know is very, VERY hot to me.

Great video! Those of us who have been active here on cerb for a while have probably noticed the same reasons given from many of the SP's on here as to why they love their job. But a great post none the less! :)

I personally don't listen to anything U.S authorities have to say on the matter of sexual well being for one simple reason. Youtube. Hear me out, we can see all manners of violence on youtube, Saddam Hussein's execution was even up there for a while, not to mention clips from some of the most violent movies you can imagine....but boobies? A big no no on youtube. What can be more beautiful and natural then a pair of breasts? American culture just seems to be really backward and closed minded when it comes to what is "appropriate". It seems like all manners of violence is perfectly acceptable but something as natural and (if done properly) safe as sex, is still a taboo there.