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lol....I hope you realize that when you decide to move the next tenants will be like "What the fuck is wrong with these birds??!" :p Or...the pigeons may just decide to track you down at your new place. Now THAT would be spooky!

I don't know anything about your pigeons or my soul. But you're welcome to come haunt me any time you want and munch on something else! ;) ....Sorry...couldn't help myself. Congrats, beautiful! :)

Don't get me wrong, Lexy. I love that watching a guy masturbating turns you on. I love that you love it ;). And you're not the first lady I've heard this from and it turns me on every time I hear it. But.....for the life of me I can't understand why you do?? I've never accidentally caught a view of myself masturbating (Thank God!) but I imagine it can't exactly be the most attractive sight in the world. But I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder :p

Scuba, snorkeling, Yodeling, and cumming Oh My! :p That's.....quite a mental image, lol. Glad to hear you're open to my little kink Sara! I'll definitely keep that in mind ;)

Or one of them anyway :p

I almost want to have a baby just so I can have a reason to buy this CD!

Congrats Lexy! Keep 'em "cumming"! :p

I have this fantasy, something I've never lived out. I'd love to perform DATY and/or digits on a lady after I've COF. Just something about the idea of looking up (or looking down if I'm performing digits) and seeing her come to orgasm with the results of MY pleasure still on her face is....wow, incredibly erotic to me. So my question to the ladies is this, how many, if any of you, would allow this? Even better would any of you get turned on by this? Is there a rush to get it off? Is semen bad for the skin if it remains on too long? I'm honestly in the dark about this. I imagine the answer is ymmv depending on the lady, and also depending on how long is takes her to reach orgasm as everybody is different in this respect. But just looking for a general idea of how the majority of ladies feel about this. Oh yeah and just a note, obviously I would not be performing digits with any of it on my hands. Digits would be an option only if the lady finished me off herself and my hands, and fingers, remain clean. I apologize for the explicit nature of this post and I really don't mean to offend anyone...but honestly, there's just no subtle way of asking such a question :p :Cunning:

I'm thinking Both Lexy and Cathy....either together or separately....need to plan a trip to Ottawa in the near future.......pretty please? ;)

errr....pretty sure there was no negative comment. Simply my point of view. I wouldn't go as far as to say I'd walk away from a lady wearing heels. Please don't put words in my mouth. If I felt that strongly about it I would simply ask the lady not to wear heels when I'm booking with her. As for it being a negative comment towards the ladies....how exactly is it negative? I really can't picture any of the ladies on this board taking offense to the simple fact that I prefer bare feet over heels with lingerie. I was just offering up my own personal preference. I'm sorry if I'm sounding like a smartass...but the point of this thread was to get everyone's preference....I simply gave mine. There was no negative comment. I apologize if you misunderstood my post as being negative as that was not my intent. Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way...let's just agree to disagree and move on shall we? :)

I've never been a fan of the stripper heals myself. Even in strip bars. I just don't get them. I prefer a woman to be barefoot when I meet her at her location.....I find a woman in lingerie and heels just looks silly. But that's me. Kinda like if I'm standing there in my boxer shorts and fancy dress shoes...ok...so maybe not exactly the same kind of image...but you get the idea, lol.

.....Damn, I love this site! :D Additional Comments: Personally I also love to see my load....I'll usually even "save up" for a day or two before seeing an SP (provided I have the willpower to do so lol) just so I can see a bigger "mess". Huge turn on.

If it's an outcall I prefer fully clothed ...obviously :p. Although numerous women showing up at my door naked or in lingerie would be kinda neat in it's own way...I just don't think it would be worth the troubles with building management, :D When visiting a lady I prefer if she answers the door in a nice robe, and underneath some sexy lingerie...big fan of fishnet stockings!

I'm guessing some women love gay porn for the same reason some men love lesbian porn....errr...on second thought...nope..that can't be it either lol. I kinda figured out the Rainbow Shower thing on my own...figured golden and brown showers were pretty self explanatory..so just thought to myself...what's multi-colored? And automatically lost all appetite, lol. I was wondering more about the emetophilia and klismaphilia. But as I said..kind of afraid to ask..not really that curious. So PLEASE don't feel the need to explain if you don't want to :p

-Pretty much everything said so far -Creampie finishes -Puking (usually brought on by excessive gagging and TOO rough deepthroat). Don't get me wrong, I like nasty gagging and deep throat...just not when the result is the woman puking all over the place...nothing hot about that. -Usually European porn which subjects you to watching the woman pee before the scene for some reason -Being a straight guy....gay porn does nothing for me (obviously, lol) -Porn that spends waaaayy too much time pretending to have a story and plot...please...you all know we're going to fast forward to the fucking anyway..so why bother? -Not crazy about Japanese porn (as in Porn actually filmed in Japan)....it may be the culture...not sure what... but the girls always look like they REALLY do not want to be there...sometimes even crying....can't help but get the feeling like some of them are being forced into this against their will...or maybe they are really just acting and that's simply what men in Japan like...either way..not my thing -Rimming being performed on the guy -black guys...nothing racist about it. It's just that half the fun of watching porn..at least for me...is to superimpose myself in the scene...kinda hard to do when I'm watching a BBC and I'm about as stark white as white gets lol. -Freakishly large penises. I mean all porn has big cocks, that's just something we average men have to deal with....but then you get these...monsters...that no woman in her right mind would let anywhere near her. -Rape scenes...obviously I've only ever seen it simulated...not the real thing...but even simulated...nothing about that is hot. -Just me personally, I'm not big into the BDSM stuff either. -Grandma Porn - I like MILFs and Cougars as much as the next guy...but everything has it's limits. Additional Comments: There's a few things in there I've never heard of...and to be honest I'm too scared to google them, lol......insect crushing??? Really??

Wow...I'm sorry but someone who goes out of their way to own the 500 and is NOT planning on using it for some practical use...is TOTALLY compensating for something ;)

This one's for you Malika!: Boobs CAN end war, no matter what our color or religion, everyone loves boobies ;)

OK....so this may not be a "classic" per say, but it is to me...for obvious reasons lol

I say keep it, it's too confusing otherwise for people who haven't necessarily read this thread. Honestly I never put much thought into my handle....I think it was just some random word that popped into my head when I signed up here. It just stuck. I removed a digit from it recently for the sake of discretion as it was my birth year, but basically it's always been "castle". I agree with the others, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Only one year and already over 2000 posts?? Been a busy year! :p Happy Anniversary!

Maybe Herc and Newt are Batman and Robin's ancestors? Maybe they were the ORIGINAL Ambiguously Gay Duo!

Cut and pasted this from my post in the "Things that turn you on" thread, seemed appropriate for this thread too: "Love feeling the wetness of a pussy on my face, love feeling their shudder and her thighs tighten around my head as a woman cums....love when a woman is cumming so hard she starts frantically looking around for something to grab...even better for some reason when she can't find anything...probably because she ends up grabbing me instead, lol. I have a lot of hair for her to pull and I love that."

A little more on the explicit side, a fast, sloppy, nasty, aggressive even, porn style bj. Lots of spitting, gagging, spitting on my balls, facefucking, the works...., filthy dirty talk and quick stroking in between breaths, loooooove the messy COF finish. Assuming of course that the lady in question is agreeable to, and even enjoys, all these activities as well. Love feeling the wetness of a pussy on my face, love feeling their shudder and her thighs tighten around my head as a woman cums....love when a woman is cumming so hard she starts frantically looking around for something to grab...even better for some reason when she can't find anything...probably because she ends up grabbing me instead, lol. I have a lot of hair for her to pull and I love that. Also love grabbing the lady's butt as I do her doggy style so that I can better see my cock sliding in and out. Screwing or getting head or even just a HJ in a public place...the fear of getting caught, and some might find it strange, but the rushed nature of it is such a turn on for me.

Haha! Yes I do! In fact I was just about to post that exact same link and then noticed the 2nd part of your post, lol.

So how was the trip to the CR? Or are you still in there? :p