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Can you imagine how angry the pope is? ;)

All I know is that some young guys are very hard, especially when they are big and they can wear you out. And when you think they are done they start all over. :)

As far as I remember they can :)

Is it possible that we are all missing the point? Could the sp worried about being hammered by a young guy until her pussy is numb/hurts/bleeding? Just my 2 cents

Quite funny, but do you have gay collegues? Remember that they might be doing the same thing to you. LOL

I have a regular customer who has been coming to see me for over five years. I have raised the price since then and told him, but he is too cheap, so I gave up and keep seeing him for the old price... But every time he says he just came back from golfing in Palm Springs I am thinking "you cheap old fart, you can afford Palm Springs but you are saving money on me" ;) He still gets the same good massage and I can count on an income from him, but I would never want to marry him or have him as a friend. I detest cheap rich people. :(

What happened to the freedom of self-expression? ;)

Ouch Erin:) I would hate to be the next woman in this guy's life when he tells her she must be frigid, because there is nothing wrong with him. He is such a great stud he made Erin go crazy :) Not blaming you though, I am guilty of having done the same thing when I was younger. :)

I understand, but I would love to be a fly on the wall when the 10+ orgasm happens just to see how is the guys counting? If a guy like that exists, he doesn't have to see escorts. First of all his SO will chase him around all day and cooking his favourite meals and rubbing his back with gratitude (I know I would), secondly, every single woman he's ever been with would keep calling him and offering him free sex. :) If this is not happening, you are probably just kidding yourself and the whole thread is nothing but "I have a bigger dick than you do" kinda thing LOL Sorry for party-pooping, and just have fun, don't mind us people who like to take these things seriously... :)

If you like missionary, try to rub your pubic area against her clit and that might work, too.

Thanks Pete, I am glad you found it useful:) Maybe I should join Samantha and we should open up a sex therapy clinic together :) I have a very goal-oriented mind and like to simplify everything ;) Women have orgasm by rubbing their clits against something the way it feels good for them. Just like men have to rub their penis, women do the same to get off. I don't care what others say about vaginal, oral, anal or whatever orgasm, this is the surest thing and works 99% of the time. Best combination is a cock inside + rubbing clit.

Yes, we are rotten to the core LOL

Let's not jump on Apex:) The woman who never faked it throw the first stone LOL There are many-many reasons for faking it. Like not really being in the mood, but still wanting to give your partner a great experience. Interestingly, we would never expect an actress to cry for real on the screen. We'd never accuse her of faking the sadness over the fictional death of a non-existent lover who is having a coffee at the buffet while she is crying at his funeral :) For some guys this is fantasy. And as long as they think they just gave a hottie a big O they are happy. It is a completely different story if a guy sees an escort because he honestly wants to learn how to pleasure a woman. In this case he should find someone suitable and tell her what he is after. Everybody have a nice day :)

They DO try to fake it, but it is pretty obvious. And I pretend not to notice :) Happened only a few times.

The term of a "frigid" woman is a contradiction. Sexual organs do orgasm, this is their function. Lazy men and clueless woman made it up to explain their inability, disinterest, lack of technique or plain ignorance. Thank God those times are over. One of the biggest idiots of all times was Freud. I am not going to write "in my opinion", because he WAS an idiot, not only in my opinion, with his "penis envy" and "oedipus complex". It boggles my mind how could somebody's own inhibitions and sick fantasies become an accepted dogma, still quoted today. Never in my life have I envied anybody's penis and I am sure not too many 5 year old boys want to have sex with their mothers. F.U. Freud, you old pervert. You did a lot of damage. :twisted::)

I am a bit slow. I didn't realize it had to be your life story. I thought we could make up any story. But it is amazing! I looked up all the w's and wrote them down and at first I thought, no way! I need better handles. But when I looked closer, I was able to use almost all of them to make up a pretty coherent story. And I am surprised about my dirty mind :)

Not too good, but at least I tried :) I am no Wallflower, so I walked in the Wambajamba club up to a wanker_head and asked him "WannaPlay" WannaLottaPussy, wamslowandeep"? He said "jesplez"! Then be my whippingboy79 times! I am your warrioresse you warped wacko! I?ll give you a weekendforlife and make you feelfreeguy like a wellfedartist in a wetdreamxxx, so that you will forget who05_y0ur_daddy. YaJohn, stop the yadda_yadda! WearAJimmy on your whaletail. I got softhands for your thundercock! I can jerkoff2 your phat_phalus and give you luxurylv, doghboy! Saypleasetome, Don'tWanna drink Beaver Liquors? I am a BigSquirter! Let?s get in the Beemer69 and drillme like a YoungStud, not like an old fart. :oops:

Wow, this is classic :)

I agree with Annessa. In the beginning I was naive enough to get into exchanging detailed emails like that. I remember one instance when someone kept writing about his fantasy, saying that he would come to see me after work. When after work time came I've never heard from him again, my emails bounced. We all get these cases and learn pretty soon not to take them seriously. The same fantasies from clients I've seen before are OK. As long as they really mean to come to see me I don't mind exchanging a few naughty emails. I, too, am turned off by very elaborate first time fantasies. I am not Julia Robers for God's sakes! If you want me to star in your own private movie, remember that she gets 20 million each:)

OK, I am not familiar with the circumstances in Ontario. Maybe I shouldn't get involved in this at all, but it freaked me to find service providers' street address on an escort review board.

Do you really think LE doesn't know what "great time" means on an escort board? Gotta be kidding :)

Agreed Annessa, Guys, just imagine a post here about your adventures, including your name and address! Most responsible boards have stopped allowing explicit reviews of massage parlours or are making those sections available for members only. Massage parlours are licensed to give massages, and those girls are basically doing you a favour and risking a lot when giving you other services. Please, return the favour by being discreet.

Then why don't you ask the Mod to change the title of the thread? I would feel terrible if my address would be disclosed here, I don't care how good the review is.

Exactly! I never understood why is "tantric massage" legal. It is nothing but erotic massage with a little hocus-pocus.

Can you blame her?