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Happy birthday Gboy! Have a great one!!!

Oh Jayme Langford, all the blood rushes from my brain everytime I look at you!

I can confirm Stephanie is even better looking in person...she is just drop dead gorgeous! I've been fortunate enough to see her many times during my Montreal days. I would highly recommend her to anybody!

MMMMMM, Kate Mara! :D

I've known about Faye Regean since she was an FTV girl...she's one sexy redhead!

Here are ten things you have or may not have known about me...this should be very interesting... 1) I was actually born in Ottawa! That's right, not the UK, but Ottawa...I only moved there when I was 4 years old so I could go to my family's school in North London. 2) Despite popular belief, my accent is English and not Scottish. As stated above, I grew up in London and not Scotland. 3) I started surfing when I was 3. My uncle lived in California and he threw me on a board at the age of 3. There was a lot of blood involved from so many face plants, but I would always be smiling from ear to ear! 4) I lost my virginity at 13, but I had been playing doctor with the ginger girl accross the street since the age of 6! ;) ...and people wonder why I'm such a dirty bastard! 5) My son is 6'2 and I'm only 5'7! Man did I ever get ripped off in the gene pool!!! 6) I spent 14 years in Her Majesty's Service. 3 in the Royal Navy, and 11 in the Royal Marines. Of those 14 years...9 were spent in either a theater of war or peacekeeping!!! People wonder why I burnt out, this explains it all! 7) I have been blow up 3 times! Once in Bosnia we hit a landmine, and twice hit by IED's in Iraq. Fortunately I virtually sustained no injuries, but man do your ears ring for days after!!! 8. I am the only non redhead in my mother's family. They make fun of me because of this!!!! 9) My favorite writer is Jack Kerouac. At the age of 13 my father bought me On The Road, he smiled when he gave it to me and said, "this book change my life, I hope it does the same for you". Did it ever, I was never the same after and have lived a most adventurous life! 10) Finally, I have been to 66 countries around the world. Some were for fun...some were definitely not for fun! I still have so many to see, and will try to hit as many as possible before the end!!! I can't wait for the next adventure!!!

$3000 an hour...YIKES!!!! Meh, I could just pick her up...no worries ;)

That was just brilliant!!!

My son is my hero. Everytime I would leave for some god forsaken country, he would never complain, never ask why. He would hug me and tell me he loved me not knowing if I would come home alive or not. I still to this day wonder what a horrific thing it would be for him to watch me leave, it still breaks my heart. He's now eighteen, and ready to start his career in the Royal Navy, I'm very proud of him and really look forward to seeing him in the white uniform. However, when I look at him all I can see is the little boy crying and saluting his father as he went off to do his Queen's bidding...he is and will always be my hero!

That's amazing mod! I thank you for all the great advice you have given over the years, and look forward to another 3000 posts from you!

Hmmm, tough call Cato. I'll take both at the same time!!! Do I hear threesome? :D

Personally Luxie, I am a very big fan of women with lots of tatoos. I think it's the biggest turn on, and find nothing sexier! ;)

Hey, we've all had them. I wanted my girlfriend's bf something fierce at one time, couldn't get both together...and certainly not from lack of effort on my part! Ended up breaking up with my girlfriend, and when I got back from 6 months in Bosnia, I hooked up with the bf...satisfaction granted! ;)

Now Samantha Harris is one sexy little thing!

As someone who's son is on the other side of the planet, I can totally sympathize with you Carlos. There is nothing wrong with being emotional when it comes to loving your children!

There has been someone after her on that site for a while. They are pretty damn cold actually if you have read any of the previous posts. They are definitely not being posted by Karine.

Constance is an absolute gem who I would highly recommend to anyone!

Yep, pretty much!!!! HAHAHA

Everyone says I look like David Cross from Arrested Development. Since he is funny as hell, I take that as one huge compliment!!!

I should be able to attend, but not until after 6pm. I got stuck at work on the last one, so hopefully I won't have anything to cause me to miss this one!

My sex slave would be Eliza Dushku...bring on those bedroom eyes! :D To clean the house...Lindsay Lohan Mistress...Jayme Langford, she's too sultry to be a sex slave!

HAHAHA!!!! Yep, that would be one hell of a mood killer!!! Good one Sara.

I don't mind needles, I never cried as a child when I had to get one which I am pretty sure my Pediatrician greatly appreciated! However my sympathies are with you Lindsay, as a soldier for 14 years I've seen my fair share of needles and after a while they would get a slight bit annoying! After 11 tours of duty in various countries, god only knows what the British government was sticking in my arms at times. My favorite was the fact they would be very vague about what the needle was for, "don't worry mate, it's for your own good!". I think it was some freak experiment they were doing on us or something! LOL

Good to see you back Old Dog, CERB isn't the same without you my friend!