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$3000 an hour...YIKES!!!! Meh, I could just pick her up...no worries ;)

That was just brilliant!!!

My son is my hero. Everytime I would leave for some god forsaken country, he would never complain, never ask why. He would hug me and tell me he loved me not knowing if I would come home alive or not. I still to this day wonder what a horrific thing it would be for him to watch me leave, it still breaks my heart. He's now eighteen, and ready to start his career in the Royal Navy, I'm very proud of him and really look forward to seeing him in the white uniform. However, when I look at him all I can see is the little boy crying and saluting his father as he went off to do his Queen's bidding...he is and will always be my hero!

That's amazing mod! I thank you for all the great advice you have given over the years, and look forward to another 3000 posts from you!

Hmmm, tough call Cato. I'll take both at the same time!!! Do I hear threesome? :D

Personally Luxie, I am a very big fan of women with lots of tatoos. I think it's the biggest turn on, and find nothing sexier! ;)

Hey, we've all had them. I wanted my girlfriend's bf something fierce at one time, couldn't get both together...and certainly not from lack of effort on my part! Ended up breaking up with my girlfriend, and when I got back from 6 months in Bosnia, I hooked up with the bf...satisfaction granted! ;)

Now Samantha Harris is one sexy little thing!

As someone who's son is on the other side of the planet, I can totally sympathize with you Carlos. There is nothing wrong with being emotional when it comes to loving your children!

There has been someone after her on that site for a while. They are pretty damn cold actually if you have read any of the previous posts. They are definitely not being posted by Karine.

Constance is an absolute gem who I would highly recommend to anyone!

Yep, pretty much!!!! HAHAHA

Everyone says I look like David Cross from Arrested Development. Since he is funny as hell, I take that as one huge compliment!!!

I should be able to attend, but not until after 6pm. I got stuck at work on the last one, so hopefully I won't have anything to cause me to miss this one!

My sex slave would be Eliza Dushku...bring on those bedroom eyes! :D To clean the house...Lindsay Lohan Mistress...Jayme Langford, she's too sultry to be a sex slave!

HAHAHA!!!! Yep, that would be one hell of a mood killer!!! Good one Sara.

I don't mind needles, I never cried as a child when I had to get one which I am pretty sure my Pediatrician greatly appreciated! However my sympathies are with you Lindsay, as a soldier for 14 years I've seen my fair share of needles and after a while they would get a slight bit annoying! After 11 tours of duty in various countries, god only knows what the British government was sticking in my arms at times. My favorite was the fact they would be very vague about what the needle was for, "don't worry mate, it's for your own good!". I think it was some freak experiment they were doing on us or something! LOL

Good to see you back Old Dog, CERB isn't the same without you my friend!

Thanks for the nomination Old Dog, it's very much appreciated. :)

Cold shower, followed by some ice please!!! Make that lots of ice!!!! :D

I very much agree with Erin, I know it's tough, but would need to avoid using your credit card for a cash advance. If you get in to a situation where you need it in an emergency and you've used up all your credit at that point, it wouldn't be a very good situation. I say, stick to your plan of putting a bit of money aside every month, some months will be better than others and the satisfaction and enjoyment of that appointment will be very much worth it!

Don't worry about me Jolie, I've done hundreds of hours of research and have collect some very valuable data over the years! ;)

I am 100% with you on your comment frankthetank, too many use the term GFE and don't provide that level of service. I agree with you it has nothing to do with unsafe service, it's how the lady makes you feel during your time spent together. It shouldn't be mechanical, you feel like you are in the arms of your lover!

I am also going to nominate Megan(Megan's Touch), and KyraTO.