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Happy Birthday Emma Alexandra!
the lurker replied to a topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Not that I am jumping on the Band Wagon or anything, but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You bring so much fun and happiness with you, it's only fair it is returned. You're a keeper. -
Strip Clubs slow
the lurker replied to Cowboy kenny's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Great stories here! Once at Barb's late on a Thursday nite after seeing way too many regulars and slightly tipsy, one lady comes over. I've known her for years and start talking about the old days. Out of the blue she starts talking about the Casino over in Hull. I can tell she is passionate about it, but thought nothing of it. Then she asks if I would like to take her there. I'm like "it's almost 2AM. Don't they close early on weeknights?" Well apparently they don't. So off we are in her Fav drivers car to the Casino. 2 Am with folks just like us pouring in. 10 feet in the door she asks for 200 bucks. Hmm why did I go off to the ATM? Well bored, drunk and having fun I guess. For hours I am sitting at the Black Jack tables laughing my ass off like I was in a movie. It was so surrealistic. Almost like a trip. By end she was up a hundred and she finally pushes away from the tables. Time to go. She hands me back my money and says "thanks Babe" and plants a wet one. The best part was when we left though. In a cab going home after hittin up Mikkie D's for an early start and dropping her off, the cabbie notices I am not getting out. He turns to me as says "sorry man." LMAO. So I tell him "better this way. Her BF would beat me something bad!" The look on his face was priceless. Moral of the story. Have fun at the rippers! -
Well you can flag the posts for one. Get friends to help too. Also you could drop a note to the mods of the site as well. Oh and let Cowboy Kenny know. He can post them on his blog. They seem to notice that... Also it's a good idea to post in the sites that have threads for the ladies. Word gets around. Hope things work out for you.
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Add a second vote for Emma and one for Cat too. Two of the nicest women ever minted.
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Roller derby in Ottawa
the lurker replied to VedaSloan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Holy Hanna! Erin you're a skater??? Used to be addicted to that waaay back before you were born lol! Better than Baseball! -
Blar I say! Mod if yer watchin' do please move this to the recomendation section. Lol takes time to adjust to this pace :) And AM I gonna creat a Sandbox Thread for you! :p
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Well Bambi just left and I am feeling better for having met her. I asked for two hours and after a while extended. She may not be to everyone's fancy but her recommendations are accurate and true. Gotta admit up front most of our time was spent talking. Not often that happens, because everyone expects to go at it hammer and tongs when the clock is running. However I found myself liking just talking and sharing a glass. She is a gas and has lots and lots of hilarious stories and some not so. It's really easy to be around this young woman. Already planning the next visit. Imagine, she has never tried Lamb??? Have to fix that. Anyway, she has a great little bod. And yeah those that were talking about her rear end were not exaggerating. She never even got to wear the clothes she brought! Tanks Bambi :)
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Well have to agree with Dummpy about Erin, but not about her body shape. Love gurls with curves. Besides sex starts between the eyes and with Erin it happens when she walks through the door... :) Anyway one guys GFE is another's PSE. You want the acronyms, go looking for that. You want a fun time, go looking for the reviews :D
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I would also like to add my voice for moderation here. Let the agency prove themselves unworthy. Agencies like OPG is stand up and have been for years and years. There are many phrases and sayings about not lumping folks together. Some are just old, some are just plain blue in nature, but they all say the same thing. Not everyone acts the same, so what one does, definately does not mean all will. Just a thought.
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Candymtl from CL now Cerb...
the lurker replied to the lurker's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Already have that as a back up :D know a few peeps from both sides of the car ;) Who says there are no benefits for being an old perv! Hahaha... -
Candymtl from CL now Cerb...
the lurker replied to the lurker's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Lolz. With the umm <explicative deleted> strike I likely will not get a re-play :( Now the strike is hitting just too damn close to home! -
Let me preface this by saying I will need another visit before moving this to the Recommendation Section, but maybe I am just being greedy. After partying it up all night at a friend's Birthday Bash I messaged Candy. Not fair really, it was way late. Meet her at 4 AM lol. My memory is a little hazy, but I do remember her cute smile. While her pictures on the other site are tiny, they do look accurate. I met her GF Lolita too, but it was harder to tell as she just popped out of the shower. Candy is tiny, really cute and I seem to remember really hot. Hot like an electric blanket. Spent a fun hour with her and like I said, I will try to see her again before she leaves. Went over with no preconceived ideas and left with a smile. I see she is now a member, so hopefully she will return often. Thanks Candy ;)
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Watched these threads for years. My two cents are this. When the woman is comfortable with herself, then the fun is much better. Was with a woman from TO once that was proud of her bush. It was clean, soft and fun to play with. So Viva la differance!
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What name do *you* use when visiting?
the lurker replied to esoterica's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Haha nice one. The ladies can call me anything, but late for dinner! Yeah I am old, but still. Nothing illegal or unseemly happens, so why not use my name. Single with no aspirations of public office or security positions. Lol God help my friends who do have them though. Sure that the watchers know anyways. Like the Good Book says... "Mostly Harmless" -
Favorite music for the Champagne Room
the lurker replied to Seymour's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Yeah I like the way ya think. Mind I think we should all head out to Piggy's ta scare that old owner one more time! Plus I could see Devlin again. :D Haven't had my belt around my neck in over a year... Man that girl likes to dance hard!!! -
Favorite music for the Champagne Room
the lurker replied to Seymour's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Luv ta! You know we always have fun with half neeked women around! But the gurls took a bite out of this old pervert this month :( Next trip gimmie some warning and we can make a Cerb Party out of it. :) -
Favorite music for the Champagne Room
the lurker replied to Seymour's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Well managed to escape early from Baarbs for a change! lol. All the favs were there too. As for music, well ran into my all time fav and in the back who can hear the music anyway??? Promise to listen to the music next time. There were too many new ladies too. Man they should pay us to talk about them... I know bad edicate and all. Still great place for an old horn dog. Hey Antlerdude, we should go for beers again some time. Safer in pairs hahaha. -
Favorite music for the Champagne Room
the lurker replied to Seymour's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Well my favourites are any that the DJ doesn't cut! Also any over 3 1/2 minutes ;) There have been some memorable ones, but they tend to be controversial. Good ones these days are some from Pink. Good lyrics and the tempo is great for grinds... Let yez all know ifin' I hear any good ones tonight. -
Often wondered if this is possible. That other site in TO has had many threads on this. From what I have seen and done, no not possible for me. Might be different if I met someone to settle down with, but so far no. Can't even seem to stop the "rippers" and they are twice as expensive! Never regreted my visits, even the not so hot ones, so I guess other than the cash outlays I am pretty happy. You have to be okay with Polyandry though ;) Maybe two jobs... hahaha!
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I almost always ask the lady in question for their taste in wines. I have discovered many a great bottle this way and it's always nice to sip and chat on the couch. Couch time is so important. Even if they are not drinkers... Like Emma that was just here. I had my Merlot and I brought her a frosty Coke Zero. She was fun to have a Coke and a smile with;) Just be careful or she'll have it coming out yer nose! Mind if it's an incall they I mostly stock bottles of water, seems the youngin's perfer that.
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I will be much more couth this time. Guys please support the women you like to see... Only book when you have a high degree of actually visiting. Touring ladies have lots of overhead, but think about the overhead of the women that offer incalls in town too. Cat's tail ;) can and has been told to me by many ladies over the years. To the two guys that I have heard of that drop off the funds even when they can't make it, well good example of how it can be handled.
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Well all's I can say is, I didn't. Oh and Thanks again Emm.