the lurker

Umm no I did't :O...

As a rule I do not do follow on reviews, but I thought I would share my new experience with the folks of Cerb. Just went to see Emma again. I heard that she had some openings and was worried that she would bolt soon. Glad I did and hears why. For all you massage fans I got a news flash for you. She has a pair of the strongest hands I have had worry the knots outta my back. Not a big MA fan, but have had a few rub downs in my long life. This was the kind that you had to pay attention to just in case you had to tell her to take it down a notch. Not sure how long it took, but my legs were definitely wobbly after wards! As I found out before she is a sweety and has an easy way about her that is easy to get into. She is unpretentious and genuine. She also really knows how to work on the body. She found knots in my shoulders that I did not know I even had. Unlike wrestling with her, I could just lay there and soak up all her attentions. Was wonderful. One last note. She is not fragile and can hug back as long and as hard as she gets. The parting hugs and kisses had me smiling at strangers on the street like a kid. lol My name is The Lurker and I endorse this massage!

There ya go usin' my name in vain again! Long time Oh Horned one lol. But you speak the truth in this. Sad to see the Muggles acting like they do again. Glad to hear that Emma is braver than they are. Cat and Nicole too, as well as the other ladies, luckly for Cerb too many to mention. I am sure the ladies are tired of talking about these guys more than we are of being dissapointed due to cancelled tours.

Woo Hoo! Hooray for me! Although I am sorry that this thing has come up again. This has been the bane of fans of touring ladies for years. It was one of the reasons I had to wait so damn long to meet the lovely Emma :( I say Woo Hoo, because Emma you were so worth the wait to see. Please. A request. Bring some sunny weather in your bag of fun ;) There are many who are waiting to see you, hope they are enough to make it worth repeat visits! Lurk

This happens all the time actually. But it's one way. They become friends. That's it. Happens with dancers too. Yes I still would love to get in their pants, but they'er friends so wouldn't even try. They have become an important part of my life. There are always alot of women out there to see, but these women are special. Good question though.

Well as I grew up on this other board, I for one took a longish time to understand this one. I do see some recomendations as over the top. But will stop way short of saying they're "shills" or anything like that. Just really exuberant. That other board is mostly about the hobby. Like a car or stereo mag. Some want that. Took me a fair amount of time to get my head around this one though. Cat mostly is the reason why I came back. That and the comments I see or hear from the women here. If they like it and feel comfortable her, then why not? This is not a haven of scammers or CBK's fakers. It does seem more like what I am looking for. To each their own I guess. A big plus is of course more of the ladies that I like are here. I must point out however that that other board is far and away better than the board spawned by their rejects :D I may have spoken outta turn before Mod, but I apologize and thank you for keeping to your guns here.

Oh forgot to mention. Love the ink too. Go for the colour ;)

Not as into reviews as I used to be. The whole thing seems weird in some ways. I have met so many wonderful women, I figure just my way of saying thank you. Just seems weird is all. Still. As the elevator doors closed I wrote this: Well it's late and Erin just left. Just finishing up the night with a little night cap. Thought I would jot down a few thoughts about the evening. First impressions of Erin were great. Sexy open toed high heels, sophisticated coat, topped by a smiling bespeceled face. Beautiful black reveling dress underneath to discover too. She's as cute as her pictures and in heels the same hight as me. Unlike spinners and waifs, she can hug strongly and warmly. She smells as good as her lips taste too :) Oh and can this girl ever kiss! Practically the whole time she was here. Many here many not know of my strong liking of my couch time. That's exactly what I got ;) She's intelligent, educated and has some interesting thoughts and experiences. You should have her give you a history lesson. Fascinating stuff. Will have to go for a coffee sometime and have her tell me more. As for the why I asked Erin over, well that is mostly between her and I. I can't write like others on this board. Some of ya could or should write for the trades! I will say this. Erin is comfortable in her own skin and has an easy way about her, she really is a fun person to be around. While I mostly lack the imagination of some, I had a great time and thanks to the cool weather hardly broke a sweat :D Not to say we didn't give it a go though. She is a bundle of energy. OPG has never steered me wrong. Not once in all the years I have called. Some may not like agencies, some have even chided Tracy for the "Warning call" too. Well now we joke about them, mostly because it speeds things up into a frenzy! Thanks Erin. You scored one for the Home Team Ladies.

Yikes! Sorry about your troubles! As a fan and of your shoudlers, I gotta say yeah. Miss you and your kind ways. Guys should not be afriad of your muscles. Holy they are yummy. As a stripper fan, I have seen alot of backs and yours is to die for. Thanks for seeing me last year and hope to see you next time

Sorry Hun point this nitwit this way. A few here know ya a wee bit and know ya not to be a fake, con or a bait 'n switch! You're as real a deal as I have met. You ladies have a right to feel impinged apon when folks push this crap or steal your sites. Keep the faith as many here will atest, you are one of the ladies worth knowin'.

K how do I fix this. I told her that I thought she was an 8. She laughed...

Well guys I saw Eve. Let me say this. She is more than I have seen in your threads. She is a total sweetheart. She showed up at my door with wet hair smelling so sweet it was silly. She has an amasing smile with little laugh lines that will melt your heart. She's a tiny thing that is full of life and in a hurry to talk about it. Had many laughs with her here. For you boys that like to know, she is stacked, got a sweet behind and wonderful toes. She may not be comfortable in her situation, as she may tell you about, but she knows how to make you feel like your helping. I for one will definately repeat and also guide her to reach out to the other women on this board to help her move on and get her pegs under her. She is a great woman to know and I mean this as a new friend and not as a provider. She is one that I can say, if I never see her as an SP I would be happy to see her as a woman at a coffe shop. Did I mention she's a hottie? K she is. Eve... Keep the faith girl. You are soo worth it. Lurk

Okay now I sooo want to be there for that! Heard about Paige from Cat and I have fallen for Emma. Yikes that would be soooo hot. East Coast meet Latina.... book me please ladies! Hmmm forgot to ask Emma, you game for this hottie? I already know she could learn me, but her ummm "speed bumps" an issue? Oh Lord there goes the card on this one...

Well I have been chatting with lill Emma for years now and thanks to Cerb she finally made the jump. And I am grateful you guys were so kind to her as she wants to come back to our fair city. Booked 2 hours for last Friday night. Showed up at my favourite hotel, great bar BTW if your a Scotch drinker... She was dressed in a revealing black ensemble and the cutest pair of heels (her in them that is). Like a lot of mature women she was easy to talk to and fun to heat up with. Well 2 turned into much, much more. Only breaks she let me have was to literally catch my breath, but not for long she had me laughing at her stories and jokes. Easy to be around, comfortable to cuddle with on the couch, and skilled at pulling a guy out of his shell elsewhere. With no numbers she is tops in my book. Emma is a vote for the consistency thread in my books!

Well I have been chatting with lill Emma for years now and thanks to Cerb she finally made the jump. And I am grateful you guys were so kind to her as she wants to come back to our fair city. Booked 2 hours for last Friday night. Showed up at my favourite hotel, great bar BTW if your a Scotch drinker... She was dressed in a revealing black ensemble and the cutest pair of heels (her in them that is). Like a lot of mature women she was easy to talk to and fun to heat up with. Well 2 turned into much, much more. Only breaks she let me have was to literally catch my breath, but not for long she had me laughing at her stories and jokes. Easy to be around, comfortable to cuddle with on the couch, and skilled at pulling a guy out of his shell elsewhere. With no numbers she is tops in my book. Emma is a vote for the consistency thread in my books!

Well been doing this fer years. So I can say with a wee bit of confidence. Talk to the ladies that have been around the block for your answers. Guys have a fair bit of conflict of interest ;) That said. Something sustianable is best no?

Oh no! Me too, but mostly for what fits in the shoes... Major foot fetish. We'll have to meet soon. Nothing sexier than a women who feels sexy. The woman on the hunt for the purrrfect pair of shoes, the anticipation, the sideways looks, knowing glances. Then seeing her standing there confident, glowing and ready to pounce!

True I was out of turn, but it was not to the women. It was to the guy who asked me to clarify. Just Fyi. I was blunt for a reason. A reason you have shown that is valid. They face a real and present danger that many on here have expressed. If we cannot be blunt, how on Earth can we stop the violence and intimidation? Please do not misunderstand my intentions. We as the users of these ladies services need to help. We cannot wait for the government. Just my thoughts on the subject of course Dear Sir. TL

Well Old Man. Shit does happen and well AS it happens... I have... not told her. Your lucky so far ;) I have not talked to her in 2 weeks. Mind you when I do next, I might mention your troubles to her. I am sure she would step up to punish you for being mentioned. Lol and we both know she would not mind a bit that you were in the clear. She just loves to punish... I don't mean to make light of what Katia does. We all deep down know why she and others feel the need to have her site. Rather that I know this ignat Son of a Donkey. Any guy can do what was claimed, for what ever reasons pop in to his tiny Hunter Gather'er little lizzard brain. There are those thought that will be the last to do so. Don't know AMan that well in the real world, but I would vouce safe for him and others on the boards. This is why the ladies and pervs on the Intertubes should gaurd their Nics so well. After all it all we have to play with. </SERIOUSNESS> So Aman who if ever can replace Stace? Craziest, hottest, most lovable Spanish harlette ever?

Cat says: "CERB gives us a chance to show who we are as people, and it is rare. Society today likes to think they are open and accepting, but SP’s are shunned, shamed and rejected at all levels. We have no voice, nowhere to dispel the myths of who we are." I would add that those of us who follow the umm "camp followers" are in the same boat. I would also hasten to add you women do have a voice. You change one man at a time. It is not a fast process, but there are countries where what you say and do affect them greatly. Never forget that North America is not the world. There are many who would accept what you provide is of great value and cannot be overlooked so easily. Societies always speak with the lowest common denominator's voice. This is not the voice of everyone. As a lifer in this so called hobby, I can say that I can no more talk about my life than many women here. All we men have is the knowledge that we don't face the horrors that many women in the trade do. That is not all of them. Some we share. So it falls to us the "Johns" to stand up for the women we see to protect them and treat them as they should be treated. Like the providers of comfort and solace they are. My friends have done this many times and I try to follow their examples. I encourage others to do the same. On another board they say "never talk about Fight Club". LMAO. Who is fighting whom? Or is this just a meaningless reference to another cheesy movie? It ain't only the Cat' O' Licks ;) that talk about "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." </RANT>

Hi Mika, I am posting alot for a reason. Both antlerman and I like to think myself, as well as, others on many boards do seriously take you ladies safety to heart. Not because we would lose out on fun, but because we genuinely feel that all should be treated as we would want to be treated. I have known many and continue to have the good fortune to still know many ladies. Escorts are not hookers, they provide things that many of us look for in life. While I cannot say what prompted his and JP's handles to be posted. I just want to stand up for them. Simply that. From past posts all three of us on both boards have publicly and often stood up for those that have be maligned. Please take this into consideration. If it has transpired that some have tried this, Katia's site is useful. I just wish this is not the case. TL P.S. I know this is not terb or the Snakepitt, so I will state this. Sometimes nice guys are just that and not doormats.

Too true. Thing is with AM, we know many ladies in common and I trust most of their opinions. While it is possible that these two guys have done what should not have been done, I just find it hard to believe. I do however think that you ladies in the absence of a union or official status, should stick together. I am also sure that these two guys would think the same. So. It is that both we and you should jealously protect our good names. It is a hobby after all. People should not be harmed or maligned in its pursuits! I must say for all you women who are out there for us (lurkers [my peeps] included) thank you and stay safe.

Well it's been years that I have known Cat. Never reviewed her as I thought she had a NRP and well been out of the "hobby" for a while. She has bounced around and even disappeared too, but I am feeling a need to encourage this board as well as Catherine. So let me say this about my preferences in escorts. I fancy the young spinners as SPs and Dancers, but nothing in my experience trumps an older more giving woman. There are a few real keepers in the Big 613, but none so easy to be around than Cat. With an easy smile and a kind demeanor Cat will draw you into her world for an all too brief a time. We have shared a meal, stories and intimate moments. She is not one for A La Carte, but can definitely show you what imagination can bring. With a touch of the South brought up North she really treats you like the center of her moment. Like I said before, I have known her for years and I can only hope that I will know her for many, many more. Uhmmm Cat you rock! TL P.S. I just have to ask. Are Tar heels from the North or South???

Well if you like experienced women that are ladies and know how to be an escort in the finer sense of the term, then Al is your type. I met her proly about two years ago and she was the one that introduced me to the whole Brasilian Experience. Here's a hint, if a Brasilian asks you to shower, shower. If she does not offer you a beverage, she does not like you. I.e. ask Alexandra about her special blend of coffee. Very tasty. Oh almost forgot to mention, have her give you a massage. The lady I found is very relaxing and kind. Alexandra is exactly like her ad says. Recommended

Well A-Man. We've been around a long assed time and even drank some beer at my local. Don't know the situation you've found yourself in, but I will say this. In all the time we've read each other's posts, you've been the most level headed defender of the ladies. I can only speculate that someone is using your good handle to get services he is not entitled tool. Just so's you know there are those out there in the InterTubes that know you for what you project. Descent. Lol that said I am sooooo tellin'n Stacey!!! She's gonna beat your ass butt good. Well she might do that anyways, but she'll enjoy it more ;) What say we all make a sandbox thread on this here board too! LMAO. Not the same pokin' fun at ya without HOAD and Stacey. Keep the faith and know this, the good ladies out there know ya better than some anonymous poster on other boards (no offense Katia, your doing important work!) TL