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Mod, I wish to commend you and the members that supported what I will call "A great humanitarian act of helping the victims of Haiti." I am sure the donations will be greatly appreciated. Regards to all whatsup

1) YMMV is a term that for example - a provider offers a service but your hygiene is not up to par then the service will probably not be offered. There are many threads that will give you some valuable advice on making the most of your encounter. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22437 http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22566 http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/search.php 2) An agency will generally take 1/3 to 1/2 of the donation. An agency is not pimping (that is more street level ) An agency will advertise, handle the calls, do the bookings, provide screening and security and provide drivers. An independent has to handle all of the business end themselves. 3) I have not had a problem with using a cell phone for setting up an encounter.

Hummmm, I like getting a hummer. :mrgreen:

Enjoy your special day

This is where you will find the Group area http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php or from the quick links menu tool bar at the top of the page. It will open up and under the networking section you will find Social Groups

Dang computers CK :lol: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but."

Some rather interesting reads. Thanks IV

Touche my friend ;)

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry. She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true." :bddog: Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry. "Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/100128/odds/odd_us_argentina_pork_1

Save your Seed for the Deed. :lol: The biggest thing to remember is to be well mannered and groomed. Impeccable hygiene from top to bottom and you will reap your reward. Hair - clean and combed (if you have any) Shave your balls (trust me) Breath (fresh is best) Just smell clean.

Nice rec SA, sounds like a must see.

Monk and welcome to the Senior ranks.

I voted no to anxiety, but I will say that I do suffer from Nervous Anticipation (knees shaking) when meeting the lovely provider of my choice for the first time, on subsequent visits this diminishes entirely.

Good add Cato. I do like Amanda's site design very much.

I would never reply to 10 ads in hoping one lady would reply.

SA, nice to see that you have found your kitty of desire.

Bizarre article.

Fri Jan 22, 11:44 AM LONDON (AFP) - A Briton whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behaviour is liable to find herself behind bars if she fails to stop excessively loud lovemaking, a court has ruled. Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months -- meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be jailed. "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this," said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court. Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as "unnatural" and "like they are both in considerable pain." Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle in northeast England, had complained about the noise -- as did passers-by and the neighbourhood letter carrier. Cartwright was served with an anti-social behaviour order, known among Britons as an asbo, but admitted at a previous hearing to having violated it almost immediately, and repeatedly, last April. An anti-social behaviour order is a civil order made against people deemed to be a public nuisance, and is more typically issued for young delinquents using threatening behaviour, or disrupting the peace. At an earlier hearing the court was told that the local council set up special equipment in a neighbour's flat and recorded noise levels of 30-40 decibels, peaking at 47 -- as loud as a conversation in the same room. Cartwright told the court she had tried to restrain herself. "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," she said, adding: "I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody. "I may be sympathetic to it, but it is not something I am doing on purpose." http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/100122/oddities/britain_court_sex_offbeat

From the Jetsons to R2D2, humans have always had a fascination with robots. And it was only a matter of time before someone combined this fascination with another major human preoccupation....sex. At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this past weekend, a New Jersey company introduced Roxxxy, the sex robot. Retailing for $7,000-$9,000 (complete with laptop), the life-size rubber doll stands five feet, seven inches tall and weighs 120 pounds and come with various "personalities" from outgoing "Wild Wendy," shy and reserved "Frigid Farrah" matriarchal "Mature Martha" to the more adventurious "S&M Sarah." But Roxxxy's about more than sex. According to Douglas Hines, the artificial intelligence engineer who created her, Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations catered to her owner's interests - "If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer" - and responds positively to her owner's touch saying things like "I love holding hands with you" when he touches her hand. She no doubt showers her owner with more positive praise when he touches other body parts. It's disturbing enough that there's a market for guys willing to pay almost $10,000 to have sex with a robot. But even more disturbing is the fact that Roxxxy is a submissive, pliable "woman" who agrees with everything her owner says and caters to his every sex fantasy. Okay, so she can't vacuum or cook, and apparently, she even snores, but according to her creator, "she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean." For guys who have trouble meeting and relating to women, this is no doubt a fantasy come true. But is this really good for men? Wouldn't it be more useful to create a female sex robot who teaches her guy how to become a better conversationalist and lover? What do you think? Do you think sex robots are a good idea? Would you have sex with a robot?

I hear you Emma on this as my fingers suffer from tortoise nervosa. :lol:

Congrats on your first encounter with an SP. Pretty hard to go wrong with the great community effort that we have here on CERB. Go ahead and make a recommendation for Jazy, I am sure that she would appreciate it very much.

Cat, you are doing a wonderful thing refurbishing the Volvo. I had a GF and her parents had almost a million miles on their 240. How many of todays cars will see or actually be able to attain that many miles? I'd venture to say practically nil. The Volvo may not be a real stunner in looks, but it sure is comfortable.

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CK, I am not sure about the "If the lady is in the same room for more than 3 days it "could" be considered a common bawdy house" The way I read the C.C. that WIT posted. It is not time determined and one could be arrested. Additionally, I really do not think it would be that hard to prove if the LE wanted to pursue.