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Monk and welcome to the Senior ranks.

I voted no to anxiety, but I will say that I do suffer from Nervous Anticipation (knees shaking) when meeting the lovely provider of my choice for the first time, on subsequent visits this diminishes entirely.

Good add Cato. I do like Amanda's site design very much.

I would never reply to 10 ads in hoping one lady would reply.

SA, nice to see that you have found your kitty of desire.

Bizarre article.

Fri Jan 22, 11:44 AM LONDON (AFP) - A Briton whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behaviour is liable to find herself behind bars if she fails to stop excessively loud lovemaking, a court has ruled. Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months -- meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be jailed. "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this," said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court. Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as "unnatural" and "like they are both in considerable pain." Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle in northeast England, had complained about the noise -- as did passers-by and the neighbourhood letter carrier. Cartwright was served with an anti-social behaviour order, known among Britons as an asbo, but admitted at a previous hearing to having violated it almost immediately, and repeatedly, last April. An anti-social behaviour order is a civil order made against people deemed to be a public nuisance, and is more typically issued for young delinquents using threatening behaviour, or disrupting the peace. At an earlier hearing the court was told that the local council set up special equipment in a neighbour's flat and recorded noise levels of 30-40 decibels, peaking at 47 -- as loud as a conversation in the same room. Cartwright told the court she had tried to restrain herself. "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," she said, adding: "I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody. "I may be sympathetic to it, but it is not something I am doing on purpose." http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/100122/oddities/britain_court_sex_offbeat

From the Jetsons to R2D2, humans have always had a fascination with robots. And it was only a matter of time before someone combined this fascination with another major human preoccupation....sex. At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this past weekend, a New Jersey company introduced Roxxxy, the sex robot. Retailing for $7,000-$9,000 (complete with laptop), the life-size rubber doll stands five feet, seven inches tall and weighs 120 pounds and come with various "personalities" from outgoing "Wild Wendy," shy and reserved "Frigid Farrah" matriarchal "Mature Martha" to the more adventurious "S&M Sarah." But Roxxxy's about more than sex. According to Douglas Hines, the artificial intelligence engineer who created her, Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations catered to her owner's interests - "If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer" - and responds positively to her owner's touch saying things like "I love holding hands with you" when he touches her hand. She no doubt showers her owner with more positive praise when he touches other body parts. It's disturbing enough that there's a market for guys willing to pay almost $10,000 to have sex with a robot. But even more disturbing is the fact that Roxxxy is a submissive, pliable "woman" who agrees with everything her owner says and caters to his every sex fantasy. Okay, so she can't vacuum or cook, and apparently, she even snores, but according to her creator, "she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean." For guys who have trouble meeting and relating to women, this is no doubt a fantasy come true. But is this really good for men? Wouldn't it be more useful to create a female sex robot who teaches her guy how to become a better conversationalist and lover? What do you think? Do you think sex robots are a good idea? Would you have sex with a robot?

I hear you Emma on this as my fingers suffer from tortoise nervosa. :lol:

Congrats on your first encounter with an SP. Pretty hard to go wrong with the great community effort that we have here on CERB. Go ahead and make a recommendation for Jazy, I am sure that she would appreciate it very much.

Cat, you are doing a wonderful thing refurbishing the Volvo. I had a GF and her parents had almost a million miles on their 240. How many of todays cars will see or actually be able to attain that many miles? I'd venture to say practically nil. The Volvo may not be a real stunner in looks, but it sure is comfortable.

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CK, I am not sure about the "If the lady is in the same room for more than 3 days it "could" be considered a common bawdy house" The way I read the C.C. that WIT posted. It is not time determined and one could be arrested. Additionally, I really do not think it would be that hard to prove if the LE wanted to pursue.

I have a few unique handles for this twit. IamStupid or TotallyDaft or Stoopid1 or ShitforBrains Good work Mod Albeit he did make it quite easy for you, except for the aggravation of having to deal with his BS.

Spike, enjoy you're retirement to it's fullest, as it is another chapter in ones life.

Mommy is lying to you Annessa, you're Hot. ;-)

Tracie, it is important to communicate yourself about these - not so gentlemen - that are basically vulgar in there communications to you. I can not understand why one would expect any form of reply from a lady and they really should be taught that proper communication will be a benefit to them in the end. Polite, kind and courteous communications will put you out in front, Gentlemen.

I will give you that one. :arrow:

Thanks Mod and very well stated Cato. 2010 is off to a great start already. :)

Deep in the night, alone in the dark I get a need for you In a hotel room I remember the way how we do what we do Too long without your touch Too long without your love My lady of lights I'm coming over for you I call you lover I call you friend but when I need another she's got a heart a heart to lend Lady Red Light, rock me tonight Baby's got a way to make it alright Lady Red Light, rock me tonight She really knows how to move me my Lady Red Light A shadow of night waiting in time Really no need to be cold and alone I've made up my mind who I need to see I call you lover I call you friend but when I need another she's got a heart a heart to lend Lady Red Light She knows how to move me Queen - Killer Queen She keeps Moet et Chandon In a pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Khrushchev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice Chorus: She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, Gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Asia Minor Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined Perfume came naturally from Paris for cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise Chorus Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild She's out to get you Chorus Recommended at the price Insatiable in appetite Wanna try? You wanna try. Elton John - Sweet Painted Lady I'm back on dry land once again Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain We're all hunting honey with money to burn Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned If the boys all behave themselves here Well there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight Oh the prices I charge here will see you alright So she lays down beside me again My sweet painted lady, the one with no name Many have used her and many still do There's a place in the world for a woman like you Oh sweet painted lady Seems it's always been the same Getting paid for being laid Guess that's the name of the game Forget us we'll have gone very soon Just forget we ever slept in your rooms And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds Where love's just a job and nothing is said

I would say Hotel California fits this thread. Eagles - Hotel California On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine' And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before 'Relax,' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!'

Happy 2010 to All

Yah, all that glitter surely wouldn't be gold. :cooter: