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I have a few unique handles for this twit. IamStupid or TotallyDaft or Stoopid1 or ShitforBrains Good work Mod Albeit he did make it quite easy for you, except for the aggravation of having to deal with his BS.

Spike, enjoy you're retirement to it's fullest, as it is another chapter in ones life.

Mommy is lying to you Annessa, you're Hot. ;-)

Tracie, it is important to communicate yourself about these - not so gentlemen - that are basically vulgar in there communications to you. I can not understand why one would expect any form of reply from a lady and they really should be taught that proper communication will be a benefit to them in the end. Polite, kind and courteous communications will put you out in front, Gentlemen.

I will give you that one. :arrow:

Thanks Mod and very well stated Cato. 2010 is off to a great start already. :)

Deep in the night, alone in the dark I get a need for you In a hotel room I remember the way how we do what we do Too long without your touch Too long without your love My lady of lights I'm coming over for you I call you lover I call you friend but when I need another she's got a heart a heart to lend Lady Red Light, rock me tonight Baby's got a way to make it alright Lady Red Light, rock me tonight She really knows how to move me my Lady Red Light A shadow of night waiting in time Really no need to be cold and alone I've made up my mind who I need to see I call you lover I call you friend but when I need another she's got a heart a heart to lend Lady Red Light She knows how to move me Queen - Killer Queen She keeps Moet et Chandon In a pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Khrushchev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice Chorus: She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, Gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Asia Minor Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined Perfume came naturally from Paris for cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise Chorus Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild She's out to get you Chorus Recommended at the price Insatiable in appetite Wanna try? You wanna try. Elton John - Sweet Painted Lady I'm back on dry land once again Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain We're all hunting honey with money to burn Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned If the boys all behave themselves here Well there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight Oh the prices I charge here will see you alright So she lays down beside me again My sweet painted lady, the one with no name Many have used her and many still do There's a place in the world for a woman like you Oh sweet painted lady Seems it's always been the same Getting paid for being laid Guess that's the name of the game Forget us we'll have gone very soon Just forget we ever slept in your rooms And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds Where love's just a job and nothing is said

I would say Hotel California fits this thread. Eagles - Hotel California On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine' And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before 'Relax,' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!'

Happy 2010 to All

Yah, all that glitter surely wouldn't be gold. :cooter:

Peachy, I will personally, Thank You and I cannot wait until we can hook up in 2010 for another memorable encounter. :wink:

Happy B-day LS May your 2010 be filled with great encounters.

Pete, Now they are really cool items, the OhMiBod and Gspot and the Freestyle. I can see the Rockin PLAY list that I would create to rock the ladies, Fire down below. :grin:

Google Chrome incognito mode for browsing is a very convenient feature that automatically clears your browsing data, thus when you close the browser there will be no trail of your online activities This easy to do hack will start up Google Chrome in the incognito mode for you. To create this feature in Windows 1- I created a Google Chrome shortcut in quick launch toolbar, My preference, but you could have a desktop SC. 2- Right click on the shortcut and select ?Properties?. 3- On the ?Target? field add ?incognito to the end of program path and press Apply. (Note: Make sure there is a space between the last apostrophe and the dash) 4- Your incognito browser is now ready for launch. I have no knowledge of Mac but the same feature can be created by following these steps. 1.Set google.com as your home page 2.Open Apple Script Editor and copy paste the script: tell application "Google Chrome" activate end tell tell application "System Events" tell process "Google Chrome" tell menu bar 1 tell menu bar item "File" tell menu "File" click menu item "New Incognito Window" end tell end tell tell menu bar item "Window" tell menu "Window" click menu item "Google" end tell end tell tell menu bar item "File" tell menu "File" click menu item "Close Window" end tell end tell end tell end tell end tell 3. Compile and Save, You?re done. I would be interested in hearing how it worked for the Mac users.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you CK. I hope Santa leaves these lovely beauties under my Christmas Tree. :grin:

Merry Christmas and Seasons Greetings to All the Moderators and Members of CERB.

Skeletor The providers that you have already seen, could be potential references, just contact them and ask. On future visits, ask your provider if you could use her as a reference. It is very beneficial to see providers that utilize Cerb, as it is a community that is established and known. It helps to participate on the board and establish reputation points and the PM system is an invaluable tool to use.

SA I think you like the moustache effect of an unshaven kitty and perhaps the tickling effect as well. :lol:

A few great tunes. ;) AC DC - What Do You Do For Money Honey You`re workin in bars, ridin in cars Never gonna give it for free Your apartment with a view On the finest avenue Lookin at your beat on the street You`re always pushin, shovin Satisfied with nothing You bitch you must be gettin old So stop your love on the road All your diggin for gold You make me wonder Yes I wonder I wonder Honey, what do you do for money Honey, what do you do for money How do ya get your kicks? You`re ridin on the take and you`re always on the make Squeezin all the blood out of men They`re standin in a queue just to spend the night wth you It`s business as usual again You`re always grabbin, stabbin Tryin to get it back but girl you must be gettin slow So stop your love on the road All your diggin for gold You make me wonder Yes I wonder Yes I wonder Honey, what do you do for money Honey, what do you do for money What do you do for money honey? How do you get your kicks? What do you do for money honey? How do you get your licks? What you gonna do? Aw what you gonna do Aerosmith - Back In The Saddle (Chorus) I'm back I'm back in the saddle again I'm back I'm back in the saddle again Ridin' into town alone By the light of the moon I'm looking for ol Sukie Jones She crazy horse saloon Barkeep gimme a drink That's when she caught my eye She turned to give me a wink That make a grown man cry (Chorus) Come easy, go easy All right until the rising sun I'm calling all the shots tonight I'm like a loaded gun Peelin' off my boots and chaps I'm saddle sore Four bits gets you time in the racks I scream for more Fools' gold out of their mines The girls are soaking wet Not tongue's drier than mine I'll come when I get back I'm back in the saddle again I'm back I'm back in the saddle again I'm riding, I'm loading up my pistol I'm riding, I really got a fistful I'm riding, I'm shining up my saddle I'm riding, this snake is gonna rattle (Chorus) Ridin' high Ridin' high Ridin' high already Here comes old rosie she's looking mighty fine Here comes hot nancy she's steppin' right on time There go the street lights bringin on the night Here come the men faces hidden from the light All through the shadows they come and they go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below Here comes the rich man in his big long limousine Here comes the poor man all you got to have is green Here comes the banker and the lawyer and the cop One thing for certain it ain't never gonna stop When it all gets too heavy That's when they come and go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below It happens out in vegas happens in moline On the blue blood streets of boston Up in berkeley and out in queens And it went on yesterday and it's going on tonight Somewhere there's somebody ain't treatin' somebody right And he's looking out for rosie and she's looking mighty fine And he's walking the streets for nancy And he'll find her everytime When the street light flicker bringing on the night Well they'll be slipping into darkness slipping out of sight All through the midnight Watch 'em come and watch 'em go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below

My chosen handle is based on whatsup or should I say what does comes up :-) when I meet a lovely provider. The effect the gals have one. :mrgreen:

Wholly Shit WIT, what an awesome encounter that you are sharing with us. :-)

It seems that I have located the AWOL Dummpy :lol: We miss ya Dummpy. Cum back to us.

Congrats Erin 1000 posts and counting, keep them cumming. I enjoy your straight to the point posts. I present you with this female twist on Cowboy Kennys male smoking jacket for 1000 posts.