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It would be nice if they would. I am sure that some would have some very good input and that is what this board is all about. Participaction.

This is bewildering to hear that you are being called by an SP to drum up business at any given hour and with the expectation for pay. It is one thing to receive a PM from an SP stating that she will be available. - which I find acceptable. To phone at any given hour - totally unacceptable

Paige, I am sorry and appalled to hear that you are being harrassed/stalked by a very sick individual. PM sent to you. I wish you a quick resolve to your problem.

Once you try black you might not ever be back :lol:

Sexy Town Names Please add town names to this thread that are sexy to you.:lol: This little town in Austria is no exception. What's so interesting or unbelievable about this town of Austria? Well, nothing more than it has what is probably the most stolen town sign in the world. Why's that, you ask? Read on to find out! What's so Unbelievable about this Town in Austria? Welcome to town of Fucking, Austria, since 1070. The village of Fucking is located 32 km north of Salzburg, 4 km east of the German Border, and just half an hour by car from Petting, Bavaria. It is located in the municipality of Tarsdorf in the region of Innviertel that is found in Upper Austria. The town was named after a man named Focko. Adding the suffix of "ing" to its end, created the town name: Fucking. It is pronounced as "fooking" like "looking." Further, in such a small town, many of its roads are also named "Fucking." Population? Currently the town has 93 residents but tourists frequent the town. Its most popular tourist attraction is its town sign -- which has been stolen many, many times. At one point, the sign was stolen 7 times within 3 months, costing hundreds for each one. In fact, a significant amount of public funds has gone into replacing its town signs, says Siegfried Hoeppel, the Mayor of Fucking. To solve this issue, several government actions have been made or proposed. In 2004, the government of the Tarsdorf Municipality held a vote to try and change the town's name but residents voted against it. In 2005, new town signs were implemented to deter theft: the signs are welded to steel and secured in concrete to make sign theft nearly impossible.

Well put Apex Your never going to get out of life alive! Live it, eat it and enjoy it!

Welcome to Cerb Keystone PK does have some very nice Spinners and you can view them at http://bitchesofcraigslist.com/blog/ottawa-bitches/?btnSubmit=Find%20Bitches&st=w4m&searchPage=0&nextLastSearch=100&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max&queryInclude=&queryNoInclude=+-+- After you find one you can check her recommendations right here on Cerb. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 Happy Hobbying :-D

Good one Dreamer. I'm sold, especially with the " clean shaved kitty (long lips) " part. :grin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbOiUkRBx_s&feature=related

Neither did I :lol: Nope. Click,copy & paste Lesson learned, I will not add to thread in the same manner if created. But damn, I was overwhelmed that there were so many terms :lol:

3 Point Shot A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Clitters Coming Into Your Own Countering Cunts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own Cunt Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your Clit Fucking Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let Your Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button Pussy Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat Scoring the Hoop Slapping the Mackerel Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers

Answer the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weapon Backstroke Roulette Baiting your Hook Batting Practice Bash The Candle Beat Off Beating the Bait Beating the Bishop Beating the Dummy Beating the Snake Beating the Stick (Please no more "beat") Beating your Meat Being your Own Best Friend Bleed the Weed Blow Your Load Bludgeon the Beefsteak Boppin' your Bologna Buckin' it Buffing the Banana Buffing the Wood Burping the Worm Butter Your Corn Calling Down For More Mayo Calling All Cum Carrying Weight Cast Off Changing your Oil Charm the Cobra Choaking Charlie 'till He Throws Up Choke Kojak Choke your Chicken Civil War Cleaning out your Rope Clean the Pipes Clean your Rifle Clubbing Eddy Couch Hockey for One Cracking the Fat Crank the Shank Cranking Cranking For Cum Crank Your Cordiano Crown the King Cuff the Carrot Cuffing the Puppy Cum The Scum Custer's Last Stand Date Miss Michigan Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters Devil's Handshake (Catholic School) Diddle Dishonorable Discharge Disseminating Doddle Whacking Doodle Your Noodle Do The Dew Drain the Dragon Drain the Monster Drain the Vein Dropping A Line Dropping Stomach Pancakes Firm Your Worm Fist Fuck Fist your Mister Five Against One Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle Five Knuckle Olympics Flogging Your Dong Flogging Your Log Flute Solo Flying a Kite Fondle the Fig Freeing the Willies Frigging the Love Muscle (British) Gallop the Antelope Gallop the Maggot Getting In Touch With Your Manhood Getting In Touch With Yourself Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense" Getting Your Caps Peeled Giving it a Tug Giving the John Hancock Grease the Pipe Greasing your Bone Hack the Hog Ham Shank Hand Job Hands on Training Hand to Gland Combat Hand Work Having a Roy (Australian) Have it Off Have One Off the Wrist Hitchhike Under the Big Top Hitching to Heaven Hit the Ham Holding All The Cards Holding Your Sausage Hostage Hone your Bone Hump your Fist Hump your Hose Humpin' Air Ironing Some Wrinkles Jack Hammer Jack Off Jackin' Jackin' the Beanstalk Jag Off J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank) Jazz Yourself Jelly Roll Jerk Off Jerk the Gherkin Jerk the Johnson Jiggle the Jewelry Jimmying your Joey Killing the Beast Knock the Top Off Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump Launching the Hand Shuttle Leakin' the Main Drain Loping your Mule Making the Bald Guy Puke Making Nut Butter Making Yogurt Mangle the Midget Manipulate the Mango Manual Override Masonic Secret Self Handshake Massage your Muscle Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior Measuring For Condoms Milking the Bull Milking the Lizard Milking the Monkey Milkywaying Moulding Hot Plastic Nerk your Throbber Oil the Glove Oiling The Pogo Stick One Handed Clapping One Man Show One Man Tug-O-War Pack your Palm Paddle the Pickle Paint the Pickle Pain the Walls Pam Anderson Polka Pat the Robertson Peel Some Chilis Peel the Banana Peel the Carrot Petting Your Dog Playing With Dick Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends Playing With Your Noodle Play Pocket Pool Play the Organ Play the Pisser Play the Piss Pipe Play the Skin Flute Play the Stand-Up Organ Playing With the Snake Playing Your Instrument Play With Yourself Pocket Pinball Pocket Pool Polish the Chrome Dome Polish the Rocket Polish the Sword Polish your Bayonet Polish your Helmet Popping the Porpoise Popping The Purple Pimple Pound Off Pound Your Flounder Pound Your Piss Pump Pounding your Pud Pudwhacking Pud Wrestling Puddin' Pull the Root Pulling The Wire Pulling Your Goalie Pull Off Pulling The Piss Pump Pull the Pole Pull the Pope Pull Your Pud Pull your Taffy Pumping For Pleasure Pumping For Power Pump the Python Punchin' The Clown Punchin' The Munchkin Punishing Percy Punishing the Bishop Ram the Ham Ride the Great White Knuckler Rolling The Fleshy Blunt Roman Helmet Rhumba Ropin' the Long Horn Rope the Pony Roughing up the Suspect Rounding Up the Tadpoles Routin' for the Yankees Rub One Out Rub the Unicorn's Horn Runka (Swedish) Scraping Your Carrot Scratching the Itch Seasonin' Your Meat See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters Self Love Sending out the Troops Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln (Please - no more "Shaking Hands") Shaking Hands With the Governor Shaking Hands With Shorty Shaking Hands With the Unemployed Shake the Snake Shifting Gears Shine Your Pole Shining The Helmet Shooting Enemies Shooting Putty at the Moon Shooting Sherman Shucking Bubba Slam the Hammer Slammin' the Salami Slappin' Pappy Slapping the Clown Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Slap My Happy Sacks Slap the Salami Slapping the Cyclops (Please - no more "Slapping") Slapping your Chub Slinging Jelly Sloppy Joe's Last Stand Sloppy Sign Language Stroke the Stallion Smacking your Sister Snap the Monkey Snap the Whip Snapping Your Carrot Spank the Frank Spank your Monkey Spear Chucking Spreading the Mayo Spunk the Monk Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie Squeeze the Lemon Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste Squeezing the Burrito Staff Meeting Stall Clapping Stir the Soup Stroke Off Stroking It Stroking your Goat Stroke your Poker Taking a Shake Break Tame the Wild Hog Tap the Turkey Tease the Python Tease the Weasle Tenderize the Meat The Erky Jerk The Sticky Page Rhumba Threading a Needle Throw off a Batch Throwin' Down Thump the Pump Tickle the Elmo Tickle the Pickle Toss Off Toss the Boss Toss the Turkey Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake Tug of War with Cyclops Tuning the Antenna Tussle with Your Muscle Unwapping the Pepperoni Varnishing the Cane Wailing Walk the Dog Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm Wank (British) Waxing the Dolphin Wax your Jackson Wax your Weasel Wax your Willy Whack Off Whack Your Tack Whip the Dummy Whip your Dripper Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Whipping the Pony Whipping the Window Washer White Water Wristing Whizzin' Jizzim Wiggling your Worm Winding the Jack In The Box Wonk your Conker Working a Cramp out of your Muscle Working your Willy Wrestling the Eel Wring Out your Rope Wring Your Thing Yahtzee Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy) Yank Off Yank the Yodle Yank your Crank

I don't think the handle gave it away :lol:

69 it is. Pleasure for both.

Definately not my cup of tea. (picture bug eye smilie here, seeing I could not insert it. It's awol)

Actually I should include that I have had a couple times. Once I got a call 45 mins after the booked time to say i am ready. Ha! yeah right. Another time no call, no text, nothing. Another time got a call 20 mins after booked time and she stated "I am sorry I forgot about our appointment." If I have to cancel for some unknown that just pops up. I make sure that I give ample notice to the provider as not to put her out financially. My time is valuable as well.

You are an honourable woman, Cherry and you have my utmost respect.

I recently had an encounter with a provider and things that transpired. 1) She asked do you mind if I have a smoke before we start. 2) After security call and we were getting intimate, had to listen to phone vibrate across the desk a few times. Once she actually got up and texted. 3) After initial (well you know) she asked do you mind if I eat. Seeing that I am a gentleman. I did not deny her requests. Will I ever repeat. Absolutely not. I have had my share of last minute cancellations by providers. (probably the majority was so they could see their regulars) I could/would have possibly became a regular myself. It takes us gentlemen time to get ready for you lovely ladies as well. I myself like to be well groomed, clean and shaven as it is a brief date for us so to speak. Punctuality is important as well in my books.

CK it is comforting to know that the Sheriff is still in town. From just another supporter of yours. Happy April to no fool.

Still laughing. Actually it is starting to hurt. Cheers :lol:

This is a classic, A.....man :mrgreen:.

Totally avoid asking personal questions it will just make the provider feel very uneasy and will not do anything to enhance your encounter. You could ask things like I just love your lingerie. It looks so good on you, what store did you purchase it at? After the lingerie comes off (wink) and you notice no tan lines hummm you could discuss the absence of the tan lines. Just might learn about a new vacation location or a great tanning salon. I really like your perfume, what brand is that? etcetera. Be a clean kind respectful gentleman and you will probably have a great encounter.

Totally avoid asking personal questions it will just make the provider feel very uneasy and will not do anything to enhance your encounter. You could ask things like I just love your lingerie. It looks so good on you, what store did you purchase it at? After the lingerie comes off (wink) and you notice no tan lines hummm you could discuss the absence of the tan lines. Just might learn about a new vacation location or a great tanning salon. I really like your perfume, what brand is that? etcetera. Be a clean kind respectful gentleman and you will probably have a great encounter.

ROTFLMAO right now. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Welcome back Ulix. Nice to hear that you are doing well and ready to continue on your journey. I truly look forward to your insightful reviews/adventures/escapades.