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PP's comment in bold above reminds me of the time not so long ago (2009) that I wrote very favorable comments on another board (not the T-board) about a high-end extensively-reviewed traveling lady and I was basically accused of being her shill even though her stellar reputation is such that she certainly doesn't need any shills! The following comments from the Mod of that board are reproduced below verbatim: "Even if it isn't, I am prepared to ask Tip-Drill to cease and desist reviewing this one s/p. 1. The member is from Eastern Canada. 2. 3 out of 6 of his/her posts are raving about the same lady. Tip-Drill, this is a courtesy warning. Please guide yourself accordingly. Please advise. P.S. We will be deleting posts." It seems that you just can't win whatever course of action you decide to take! On the other hand, I have to admit that I can understand where the Mod was coming from in this particular case as I don't have many posts on the board in question.

I met with Dominic earlier today during one of her fairly frequent visits to Ottawa (she lives in Montreal). She explained to me in detail the story behind the photo "foul-up" that was reported in the Cowboy's blog and she was very open and apologetic about it. What happened is that she mistakenly deleted her original photos and she did not want to post an ad totally devoid of photos. In desperation, she decided to select a photo of a similar-looking lady with similar "assets" and to use that in her ad as a generic photo. She realizes now that was a very silly thing to do but I can understand what induced her to do it. She addressed this issue in her March 23 C.L. ad entitled "Yes I confess ...." I greatly admire Dominic's decision to make a public "confession" and that speaks volumes about the character of this fine lady. Her new web site contains some photos that were taken recently in her Ottawa apartment. I can confirm 100% that the photos on her new website are of her: http://lovelydominic.escort-site.com/ My review of our meeting follows in the post immediately below.

There seems to be a major inconsistency here. Whereas the above two posts state categorically that no kissing is allowed, two of the reviews at Yaya's main CERB recommendation site indicate that kissing/DFK is available, i.e., "We both stripped down and started kissing and fondling" and "We did all of the usual, DFK, BJ, etc.": http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=17211&highlight=yaya Maybe it's a YMMV thing or maybe Yaya changed her game plan recently? Anyway, her CERB and CL ads are certainly very, very enticing. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=21572&highlight=yaya

I vividly recall my very first SC experience (at Le Lido in Hull) when we went with the secretaries from work and they paid for a surprise lap dance. This was circa 1985. Absolutely no touching whatsoever although I recall being within close sniffing range of the lady's "Gateway to Heaven." I started sweating like a pig and that was quite embarrassing to say the least. It seems just like yesterday though. Just to think that that ginger-haired dreamboat must now be about 50 years old .... !

Welcome to the Nyomi Blu Fan Club (Ottawa Chapter), bman2u! Yes, that hot sweet chocolate quickly becomes addictive, doesn't it? Ms. Blu possesses an uncanny innate ability to make you feel as if you're the only man in her life! I saw Nyomi three days ago and after our usual stimulating discussions she invited me to accompany her to the "Land of the Forbidden Fruit" just as she promised she would do after our previous rendezvous in November. I always admire people who are true to their word and Nyomi always comes through with flying colours in that respect. It was another incredible "milestone" experience for me and she indicated in no uncertain terms that I had pressed all the right buttons** as far as she was concerned (**both figuratively and literally as she was using her vibrator during the main K9 event lol!) I've deliberately kept this review short and discreet as I do not want to detract from bman2u's tantalizing review of his "first time" with Nyomi!

As I stated above, there are undeniably some good people who advertise on CL (and presumably on the other free sites too). Maybe the majority of the CL advertisers are good, I really don't know, but it has been proven time and time again that many are not. Advertising where "bad" people are known to advertise and congregate will always create a feeling of "guilt by association". Most people will judge a person, rightly or wrongly, by the types of friends that he or she hangs out with. CERBians who read the reviews will know who the good SPs are (like Grass_Hopper) but non-CERBians will not likely have that sort of specialized knowledge. I agree strongly. A well-known expression comes to mind here, i.e., "Membership has its Privileges". Membership in any organization that polices its members in a fair and reasonable manner adds immensely to a member's credibility. I don't know how much SPs have to pay to advertise on EC but I find it very hard to believe that any popular, well-reviewed and successful SP could not afford to pay the monthly advertising fees. As I see it, when an SP advertises on EC or on any comparable site then she or he receives an implicit "stamp of authenticity". it's very similar to becoming a "Chartered" Accountant if you happen to be an accountant or a "Professional" Engineer if you happen to be an engineer. In these two latter examples, if you possess the basic academic qualifications, the requisite practical work experience, and if you pay the annual fees to the relevant Society or Institute, then you can become one. Possessing the title "Chartered Accountant" or "Professional Engineer" obviously does not make you a better accountant or a better engineer but being a "member in good standing" of the relevant organization does greatly enhance the member's reputation in the eyes of those people who are seeking the services of an accountant or engineer.

I have to agree with Dummpy. Why keep tempting fate and venturing into the potentially dangerous uncharted waters of CL (often based on a fake photo) in the hope of saving a few bucks and/or finding the proverbial "hidden gem"? Surely it's better to pay an additional $50-$150/hour with an established and well-reviewed EC provider? There are of course some reliable and honorable SPs who advertise on CL, for example Shy-Ebony (who I can personally vouch for) and Yaya (who I have not yet seen), both of whom have been well reviewed on CERB. I can certainly understand the "thrill of the chase" syndrome that's associated with CL but it's just not worth it in the long run in my opinion. After all, would you consider choosing a doctor, dentist, accountant, lawyer, auto mechanic, plumber or roofer based on a cut-rate CL ad?! As I get older I see clearly the advantages of moving into the world of high-end courtesans. It's far better in my opinion to pay $250-$400/hour and receive the highest level of service imaginable than trying to save money at the $150/hour level and ending up disappointed, deceived or worse still ripped off. It would be nice if we always got what we paid for but things don't usually work out that way in the real world.

In case local CERBians are not aware, Ms. de Chantilly is a high-end courtesan of international repute who has received glowing reviews on a well-known international review site regarding her visits to New York City, Boston, San Francisco and elsewhere. I only see black ladies myself but if I were to ever break my golden rule it would be with Laura de Chantilly. Amongst other things, I particularly like her name as it reminds me of two popular songs from my earlier days, namely "Chantilly Lace" by The Big Bopper (1958 ) and "Tell Laura I Love Her" by Ricky Valance (1960). This lady exudes class and style all the way down the line .... ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TcC_ni0ojo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p93XxQPsLsA

I received a very nice therapeutic massage from Ebony Abby about a week ago. Abby is a very attractive, sensual and sensuous lady who knows how to deliver the perfect professional therapeutic massage. In addition, she can match you one for one when it comes to intelligent conversation and wit. I've seen her several times but I've never made any real effort to push the envelope with her since it's clear (or at least it seems clear to me) that she views herself strictly as a professional RMT and, being a CGIT myself (Consummate-Gentleman-In-Training), I fully respect her career preferences. Her therapeutic massages are of the very highest caliber and her professional training shines through every time. On a somewhat related topic, for me personally it's much easier going into a massage parlor knowing exactly what to expect (or what not to expect) than it is going in completely uncertain of what might transpire. Uncertainty is a mood killer for me although I realize that for some people it may represent a turn-on or a challenge. And talking in hypothetical terms, uncertainty is an important consideration for many middle-aged and older gents who might prefer to pop a pill for confidence purposes on their way to the parlor. Such clients obviously don't want to pop a pill if there's not going to be any opportunity to use it lol! I've not seen this issue addressed before on the boards but I'm sure it's a real consideration for many people ..... but not of course for that International Man of Mystery known as Tip-Drill lol!

We've possibly met at a local numismatic show then lol!

Much appreciated, Cato. It appears that you collect Roman coins too .... ?!

Wow wow wow! Just noticed that the legendary Nyomi Blu is in Ottawa till Saturday. http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=7997 http://www.nyomibluxxx.com/ I managed to schedule an appointment earlier today and am so glad I did. There are so many great reviews of Miss Blu around that I'll just quickly summarize what took place. Lots of d-e-e-p DFK and cuddling throughout the session -- just adore her snake-like tongue! Then a p-r-o-l-o-n-g-e-d DATY/DATO session with digits and Greek finger during which she brought out her vibrator to finish herself off. Wow, I was speechless! She returned the favor with one of her patented BBBJCIM's with me standing up and her kneeling and looking up at me. She has a really unique way of gently sucking while at the same time twirling her long tongue around the cock tip. It took me less than 5 minutes to warm up her mouth and that's a record for me! I was drained by this time so we stopped to chat for a while ... again most enjoyable. She finally managed to arouse Mr. Happy again and I gave her pussy a good long canine reaming (OMG, so tight in there!) while we exchanged jokes and anecdotes. Unfortunately, I had nothing left to shoot. Miss Blu can match you one for one when it comes to intelligent conversation, humor and wit! It was a real fun session with no negatives whatsoever, lots of laughing and joking, lots of spontaneous hugs and more .... you get the picture?? Miss Blu said she'd seriously consider returning to Ottawa if demand warranted it. Thus, if you want to see this living legend here again in the future then do the sensible thing and set up a session with her before she leaves this Saturday. At $300 per hour for a GFE session you just can't go wrong. The PSE session costs $100 more but I didn't order that option. I'll tell you one thing my fellow libertines ... Nyomi Blu could teach Nyomi Banxxx (see video below) a few tricks about BJ's, and that's no exaggeration! Nyomi Blu also matches Nyomi Banxxx when it comes to beauty and other physical attributes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7vWVHQCFVI By the way, I've already scheduled another session with Miss Blu before she leaves town .... and I'm even thinking about taking the train down to Toronto to visit her there as my Christmas present ..... she's that good and she's that nice! In two words "Simply Irresistible" .... That's all from Dreamland folks!

Shy goes by the name "Shy-Ebony" on CERB. You would experience considerable difficulty doing a simple search on "Shy" as that name is a regular dictionary word and is too short for the search engine. Here is Shy-Ebony's profile on CERB: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=19232 and here is Shy's recommendation page on CERB: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=4312 I have visited Shy-Ebony twice. She is friendly and willing to please and I had a good time with her.

No, I ain't that old by a long shot! It's strange, but for some reason I've always associated the game of Baseball with "Happy Days Are Here Again", and vice versa. I believe they often played that song at games when Babe Ruth was around(?) http://rksbaseballbookshelf.wordpress.com/2009/09/03/happy-days-are-hear-again/ I'm glad to see that you know all about Rapper Nelly and his 2003 release "Tip Drill". If you enjoy Baseball too then you're sure to like his earlier classic from 2001 lol! The "dynamics" at Island Massage seem to be quite mystifying and intriguing. I think I'd better schedule a visit myself and see if I can crack the code!

Yeah, you're right, this is too controversial a matter and I didn't ponder the implications in sufficient detail. I've accordingly deleted my post. Better safe than sorry. Thank you both for your valued inputs. Notwithstanding my above comments, I think you may possibly have missed the point I was trying to make in my original post. I was not talking about the traditional concept of YMMV as it applies to one particular lady and her various clients. That type of YMMV is of course directly associated with the different levels of attraction and comfort that will always exist between the lady and her various clients. In my original post I was talking about a fundamentally different interpretation of YMMV, namely that the service a new client receives when he enters a parlor that has several ladies on staff could depend strongly on which particular lady he's assigned to. For example, if one lady provides only pure therapeutic massages then there will never be any traditional YMMV effect with her as her service will be the same for all clients. However, her colleague down the hall might be doing things very differently..... Maybe the distinction I was trying to make between the two different interpretations of YMMV was too subtle, perhaps I didn't explain it clearly enough, or perhaps you read the post rather hastily and, quite understandably, became incensed. Anyway, it's all history now! Thanks again. May the Force be with you.

Yeah, I do see your point but, on the other hand, extras and mileage are discussed openly and often in very explicit terms on these boards and everyone knows what's going on in any particular place! LE surely knows what's going on in these places too but as long as they don't create any public nuisance then they appear to be tolerated. That's the way it should be. It will be interesting to see if the Mod deletes my post .... lol!

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Full marks to cant_get_enough for his very clever reference to the BULLPEN, the significance of which eluded me until I read his post for a third time! lol! It's quite brilliant in fact! Just think about it ........ what a novel idea it would be for any masseuse to bring in a "Relief" Pitcher from the massage parlour's "Bullpen" towards the end of the "Ball" Game in order to guarantee a "Happy Ending" ... hey, that's quite funny even though I say so myself lol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAALb9sd_gg

I first saw Shy in October 2008 (see my review above) but I failed to perform during our short 30-minute session so I always felt too "shy" to go back and possibly fail again! However, I plucked up the courage to see her again yesterday (at a downtown hotel) and I'm so very glad that I did. She's a very sweet lady and she made me feel like a long-lost boyfriend. I felt an uncanny "tenderness" in the air although that may have been partly due to the fact that we have some difficult personal life experiences in common. I definitely intend to return, and in less than a year's time this time lol! P.S. I didn't fail this time!

The key piece of data missing in most of the the above posts concerns the age of the reporter. I recall doing it 3 to 4 times a day (maybe more sometimes) at my peak around 20 years old. However, it has declined with age to an average of 2 to 3 times a week right now in my 60's (but sometimes less and sometimes more depending on what's on my mind). Strangely enough, I can usually handle matters myself (while looking at a video) much faster than when I am with a lady, but I guess that's a good thing!

I'm under the distinct impression that full-time university students are entitled to receive a credit card from their university when they initially register in 1st-Year. I know my son had a VISA card with the University of Ottawa logo and campus picture on it when he was studying there 15 years ago. The credit limit on such cards is relatively small (usually $1,000-$1,500 I believe) but it would be more than enough to make a hotel reservation. The other approach has been suggested by buggernot above. For example, you could earn some outcall money first and then ask the lucky person to make a hotel reservation for you (in his name) instead of actually paying you cash. There would have to be a lot of trust though because it's easy to run up a hefty bill in hotels with food, drinks, phone calls, movies, and who knows what else! Good luck!

I finally met the gorgeous and tantalizing Nyomi Blu in Ottawa (I had been aware of her captivating website for several years). She is a wonderfully down-to-earth and genuine young person, highly educated, amazingly lucid, and an incredible entertainer. I always have butterflies in my stomach when I meet a new lady and she sensed this. As soon as I had entered the high-class hotel suite she proceeded to DFK me as if I were a long-lost BF even though I'm actually 41 years older than she is! We then started chatting. She possesses university degrees and is currently studying online for a PhD. She obviously has ambitious plans for the future and I commended her for that. She is a genuinely friendly person, softly spoken, and does not have any discernible Caribbean accent. All of the stated details and pictures on her web site are absolutely correct. If anything I thought she looked younger than her stated age of 24! She is anatomically beautiful in all areas, both above and below. She has a beautiful face with bright white teeth, fairly large natural breasts, flawless skin, an amazing Hip-Hop derriere, and two pairs of lips that are as beautiful and perfectly formed as any flower in a Georgia O'Keefe painting. Her hygiene is impeccable. I don't normally discuss intimate details but Nyomi explicitly mentions these things on her website and is clearly comfortable about it. Although I'm not into extreme sports I opted for the PSE experience since I wanted to have the opportunity to try everything if the situation should arise. Unfortunately, there was far too much to choose from and I had only booked for one hour. The views during the initial DATY/DATO in the K9 position were just awesome. After trying a few standard positions with the sensation-killing glove on she discreetly opened her flawless Gateway to Athens but I couldn't slip through as the glove was killing the mood for me. Fearing that I might lose everything I quickly asked for a BBBJ and soon I was back in the game. The session ended five or ten minutes later with my very first, and indescribably wonderful, BBBJTCIM. She even continued for a few minutes after I had spilled my elixir. I thought at first that she had performed a BBBJTCIMWS but at the end she excused herself with a chuckle and went to the bathroom. She came back and we talked and played a little more. I mentioned to her that I was a CERBian and she indicated that she would welcome a review. As I was leaving she DFK'd her long-lost BF again and again. I reluctantly departed knowing that another lucky long-lost BF would be appearing on the scene half an hour or so later .... lol! There's absolutely no doubt that Nyomi Blu is an Olympic Gold Medal performer who is in a class of her own and this is confirmed by her many other stellar reviews. She said she really enjoyed her 5-day visit to Ottawa and she promised to return one day. I told her that there are many people in Ottawa who are expecting her to keep that promise! Her donation is on the high side by Ottawa standards but it's still a bargain in the opinion of this Ebony fanatic! LOOKS 100% HYGIENE 100% ATTITUDE 100% OPEN-MINDEDNESS 100% WILLINGNESS TO ACCEDE TO THE CLIENT'S REQUESTS 100% SINCERITY 100%

Her name is Kandy Lane, based in Toronto. http://kandylane.org/photos.php?aid=17755&PHPSESSID=a35a04a031b1ce8af65ddafd8cb12934

Sorry, I didn't notice that Dummpy had already referenced the perkel.com site!

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