Nicolette Vaughn

Goombata72! Thanks for your contribution to Cerb and reaching the 100 mark posting! Here's to many more!

Congrats Curiousm7 on reaching the 100 post mark! Keep on posting!

Something quick because I have to work... spinach pizza

F is for Fucking

Or placing your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

Taking out the jet skis.

OMG! You read my mind! I wanted to start one as well. Thanks for posting this!

Did you know that John Lithgow from 3rd Rock From the Sun was approached to play Dr. Frasier Crane in Cheers but turned it down?

Bags and bags of topsoil

I hate my lawn at my house!!! I just want to tear it all up! Although Nutri Lawn did come by today.

Z is for undoing your zipper

More flat sheets.

Wet t-shirt contest! So much fun! Liquid dishwasher soap or tablets?

I find cancellations happen more often in pre-booking ahead of time as it happened to me twice yesterday. I understand things come up but it can be very frustrating as most of my appts are booked within the same day or even in the same hour and the appt goes ahead as planned. It is very rare that I get a no show. While both guys did give enough cancellation time and I appreciate it, one asked to see me earlier and when I texted back immediately, I didn't get a response at all. I found this kind of rude. I was just left hanging. I'm not a fan of pre-booking days in advance unless they are with regulars. Same day notice for appts are better for me as I can accommodate within my scheduled hours listed here.

Don't text me saying "Hey or "Hi"and when I respond..no answer. Then 2 or 3 days later texting me telling me you were hoping to meet me?? Please don't waste my time. An SP won't be offended if you want to get straight to the point and ask legitimate questions or for an appt request. And don't text me at 2 am either.

Why wouldn't prostitution exist in Newfoundland? It's the world's oldest profession. There's a growing economy now and that's a good thing. They make it sound as if this province is just coming out of the dark ages. This industry is swept under the rug and hidden behind closed doors until someone wants to expose it for the almighty dollar or some sort of upcoming election. You soon won't hear anything about it again. Prostitution will always be present, anytime, anywhere and isn't going to go away anytime soon! Even in NL. I wouldn't mind taking a trip there. It's a beautiful province.

Definitely James Earl Jones and Marilyn Monroe John Goodman Morgan Freeman Sofia Vergara Marlon Brando Anthony Hopkins Robert De Niro Bea Arthur Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis ( When she did speak. lol)

Chicken fajitas with lots of green peppers.

V is for vivacious

Outdoor maintenance on a second property. Effing pain in the ass! I just want to take the entire lawn and tilling up all the grass with a blade till there is dirt and then seed it. Then topsoil it with more seed and water the hell out of it. Instead, I've got someone coming to deal with it.

First, I will say don't be discouraged by these bargin hunters. Rates are a personal thing and if someone calls you and scoffs at them, it's not your problem. The service we provide as SPs is NOT a basic necessity but for some, they think it is and think they are entitled to getting a BJ for $50. Self entitlement for some plays a key role in our frustration as SPs as many of us think of it as a business while taking pride in it and not just slapping up an ad and expect to make a few bucks or whatever we can get. Once in a blue moon, I get asked "What can I get for $60?" To be honest, my smart ass bitchy inner voice would like to say " How about a kick in the pants!" However, I'm a professional so I grit my teeth and would like to rip my hair out when asked that question. Instead, I don't even reply. They are not my target market. Secondly, it's all where you advertise. If you are going on those so called classified sites where you pay X amount only to NOT find your ad there because their customer service department is crap, only letting you post a certain amount of info and they let competition flag your ad. What kind of business is that? I admit to using these types of in the past and have gotten some great customers but for every 10 callers, I found only one good customer who becomes a regular. Putting up with one liner questions such as "Rates?" "BBBJ?".. Again, this tells me they are out for the sexual act and not the experience. Since not advertising there for a long time, I have found better customers and already have a long list of established regulars and found that I don't need to use that site as much as I used to. At the same time, I am a seasoned SP and can weed through these guys like a lawnmower just based on the vibe I get from them, how they speak to me and the questions they ask. So once in a while I will put an ad there but often times have to put myself in a certain place to deal with those callers and not get frustrated. I was recently helping out a newer SP and I could see how agitated she was getting with being put on the spot and not being able to deal with the types of questions asked. I decided to answer for her so she could listen to how I spoke with them and it resulted in being a double edged sword with someone then asking about me and that I had the sexiest voice. Okay, that didn't work out too well. Third, are you just offering sexual acts or the whole experience? This will completely define your target market. Invest in your business and while you have to spend money to make money, it is well worth the investment. Advertising here is a great start and move onto a website along with banners. You will find that there will be less and less headaches of having to put up with these bargin hunters who don't give a hoot who is servicing them and completely limit their selection of woman based on price. The potential customer who is looking for the "experience" will take time to do his research and will have read and understand the information you have put out there in whatever type of advertising avenue you have chosen. In their eyes, they are hoping the experience you offer will be well worth it and if you are an SP who is good at what she does, you won't have a problem with this. In some ways, I can understand where these bargin hunters want the best SP for less in basic terms of receiving a service on a level comparable to other products or service industries but what they don't take into consideration is once again this service is a luxury and also we are not car tires or snow blower machines. They do not need a BJ as opposed to when they need to buy a loaf of bread to put on the table. SPs are not commodities although some men like to treat us this way. This has been the turning point in this business and it hasn't been for the best. They want everything for $60 but then feel cheated because they didn't get this or that, the girl was a clock watcher and kicked them out once finished to completion or the person's place was a dive. What do they expect for that kind of money? You get what you pay for in these scenarios. Don't let this get you down though. There are plenty of men who do appreciate us and understand where we are coming from in a business sense. There are a lot of behind the scenes work we do as SPs to complete the perfect ambience when a client visits us. This includes, cleaning, vacuuming, laundry, time travelling to various incall locations as in my case, making ourselves looks good. This is all part of the job and there is no way in hell, I'm going to do all that for a $60 BJ just because someone has money to burn in their pocket. The time invested has to be equivalent to the outcome and that is the rate we charge. Stick to your guns about what YOU feel your time is worth and put it out into the universe. Ask, believe and receive is my philosophy in this business.

S is for sex!

When your cat has a sheepish look on his face and you just know he did something but don't know exactly what it is..