Nicolette Vaughn

Because I don't want to die anytime soon, I guess I have no choice but to choose Honey Boo Boo. Spring water or mineral water?

I don't like shallow or phony people even if they are paying me. It's a total turnoff. Looks are not what does it for me. I like people who have personality and who are genuine. I don't want a guy visiting with me who thinks he is the cat's meow and bases the entire encounter around that. Arrogance is another turn off. I prefer clients who seek out qualities of a lady aside from looks. Everyone has their preferences but as a service provider, I cannot be judgemental based on a client's looks. However, respect, cleanliness and personality go a long way. Looks aren't everything and I don't base chemistry of an encounter based on them either.

Do I need botox?

Why is it when you buy a $600 cell phone, a year later it's only worth $50?

Health Ledger as the Joker in Batman Borris and Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle Mr. Spacely from The Jetsons...lol. Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and finally...Not a character per say but unfortunately reality is too fucking cruel...Dave Hester from Storage Wars!!

Great tip! Thanks!

I'm a little late on this but Happy Birthday Mikeyboy! Hope you had a good day!

Why is it when you need to be somewhere early and you leave early with plenty of time, something always happens? i.e. 6 car pileup on highway where people run into each other, nothing serious, no one hurt and backs traffic up... Murphy needs a kick in the nuts sometimes.

I don't wear underwear...

I rarely drink coffee but it would be with 2 milk and 2 sugars.

E is for erotic

Milk and cat food

Yay! Flower shopping!

Grilled chicken and asparagus

Happy Birthday Emerald Winters! Enjoy your day!

Drivers who ride your ass on the highway so badly and seem like they are in such a rush only to pass you and then get in the right lane in front of you. WTF? Either you're gonna ride my ass and speed away like a bat out of hell or I will be right on yours behind you!

Sushi Being a teenager in the 60's or 70's?

Gaz nozzle cover thingy snapped off so now I have to hold it when I pump gas.

N is for naked!

Here's a big hug for Sophia and anyone who needs one!

Congrats Webothscore on reaching 100 posts and for being a contributing member!

Congrats Pauet55 on reaching 100 posts and for your contribution to Cerb! Here's to another 100 or more!