Nicolette Vaughn

I have learned... How to once again talk my way out of a speeding ticket. Having blonde hair and big boobs can always work to my advantage. Men love to be seduced inadvertantly and so innocently...this includes police officers pulling you over. Having a Hemi doesn't mean you have to prove anything.

Top Chocolate or vanilla pudding?

Hey, did you do your happy dance for them as well? ;) Sorry couldn't resist! lol.

U is for take off your underwear! lol

Is this the lodge you're referring to? Definitely might be a problem. You see, I'm gearing my product towards the big city boys because they sayin' that you can cook wings and iron yer clothes at the same time with my grill. Y'all need some electricity for my grill but if you can convert it to gas, I don't think there will be a problem especially if Old Dog has just spent the weekend eatin' some chilli! ;)

Armageddon, 1998 "No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out." Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles, 2001 "I've seen audits that were more thrilling."

Well Lee, now if ya'll had only taken my suggestion when I came to your door selling my redneck grill (as pictured below) for only $9.99, you wouldn't be in this pickle.. This grill can cook wings in minutes boy and can be cleaned in many different ways.

Fun times with a Cerb member!

Potato chips Wii or Xbox?

K is for kissing

Sorry had to edit this because I didn't scroll down.. I like Miquelon because he is a new member who contributes!

I have worked in the U.S many times and was EXTREMELY careful to the ninth degree when I was going through U.S. customs. I didn't carry condoms, didn't carry a laptop ( the hotel I stayed at had internet you could use on the tv provided with a keyboard) no sex toys, or anything related to my job. The money I made was sent home by Western Union. Anything I needed to perform my job was bought in the U.S. and discarded when I left ( i.e. left over condoms). Lingerie was bought brand new at Victoria's Secret. However, I did get pulled aside at the Ottawa airport going back into Canada from Chicago for having a protein bar I forgot about packed in my bag. Since I forgot to declare it as food, I was searched for an hour. I had an answer for every question they threw at me but they were more concerned that I wasn't declaring things off a huge shopping trip because I stated that I was visiting a friend ( more like an exclusive client who could back me up if needed) and wasn't asked anything about employment. Working in the U.S. is more hassle than it's worth nowadays. Back then, it was very lucrative. I wouldn't attempt to do it again. Not worth it.

Fran Drescher in The Nanny

Whole wheat toast, blueberries and vanilla yogurt.

I also see clients with disabilities and don't treat them differently than any other client. The way I see it is that they need attention and intimacy just like everyone else. :)

I have learned... That people, things or situations are not always what they appear to be. Don't get involved in someone else's drama esp when they create it. People who you thought were on your side who have you used you already will backstab you after you've been kind and loyal to them. There are two sides to every story. People don't want to take responsibility for their own actions so they blame other people for their shitty, miserable existence. If you lie down with dogs, you will get fleas. I'm too nice for my own good. Tomorrow is another day. I am better than all of the above.

C is for condom

Happy Birthday to a very sweet woman! Hope you enjoy your day! xo

More like why is it that "I" took so long to take the handcuffs off? lol. And to my next... why is it that I didn't see the light earlier?

Kimmy Gibbler from Full House Becky Connor from Roseanne Nellie from Little House on the Prairie

Y is for Yes, yes, yes!

Burlesque. Star Trek or Star Wars?

For those who get those itchy red bumps after shaving, there is a product called "Bikini Zone" that will help with this. Not sure if guys would buy this or they could buy it for the wifey and use it themselves. lol. I love when a guy shaves, it's so much easier and better oral too! No one wants to eat a fistful of hair!

My advice would be to get liability insurance. I ran a business from my home and it was very easy to do through my insurance agent. It's one thing to be an SP and get injured. I was with a client when they had a heart attack but I was on an outcall and I took all measures to ensure that he got the help he needed. This included CPR administered by me, calling 9-1-1 and also the front desk staff to come up to the room. It is another thing to offer certain activities still being an SP and someone getting injured. I would really look into the insurance as it's better to be safe than sorry. Many guys who frequent SPs may not want to admit being with an escort even if they were injured but all it takes is one person. All they have to say is it happened on your property through your business services.

W is for wild