Nicolette Vaughn

F is for fuck

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option.

I like Meaghan because she is a friendly and helping woman. I just read one of her posts about running a cat rescue and it touched my heart. I like her even more now!

Tonight is beef stew

Damn, I totally forgot about April Fool's Day.

Z is for Zoolander

I like to cuddle and have some pillow talk but I take a cue from my clients. Not all are like that and can depend on so many different circumstances which I respect so I am comfortable either way as long as the customer walks away happy or doesn't treat me like an object. :)

Kissing and cuddling are one of my many specialties. :)

Cougar Town

Glad to hear you are okay... please take care and here's to a speedy recovery! xo

Doing whatever the f----k I want to do..within boundaries of course! More from me on this later..

Didn't do the ham thing.. not a big fan.. Went to the Keg instead and had a nice medium rare steak with a loaded baked potato and vegetables. Going on a walk tomorrow will be nice. Have to maintain those 8 lbs I just lost. :)

Congrats! Here's to many more!

I'd rather eat dirt Fluffy bathrobe or terry towel bathrobe?

Using a friend's place for an incall earlier this week and finding that the toilet was clogged up by someone who had just visited and left a not so nice surprise. The friend's plunger was of no use so you go home and get your super plunger that works miracles. By this point, there are reminents of what we can all only imagine and water everywhere and profusely apologizing to her friend. By this time, Nicki just wants to go apeshit ( no pun intended) on getting this toilet unclogged. She rolls up her jeans and sleeves and goes to work. Plunging, plunging, water everywhere, reminents of a mysterious brown substance ( we all know) and friend goes and gets towels. With having to be at another friend's house for a get together, she realizes she is on a time limit so she uses brute force on this toilet to the point where toilet is shaking, water everywhere, all over her, the brown substance going all over the towels...floor soaked despite the towels. Of a sudden she hears the sound of music when you know hear that weird odd sound and the sigh of relief when the toilet is unclogged or similar to when you've just popped out a 7 lb watermelon out of your cooch. The job is done. You look around and now realize you have to clean your friend's bathroom. Bending over in your jeans that are soaked with water and s----t, you go on a cleaning spree with bathroom cleaner with bleach. Muttering curse words, your friend walks by the bathroom saying "Nice plumber's crack" while cleaning the toilet. Yes folks, Nicki does not wear underwear! Feeling so nasty, she quickly leaves still in shitty jeans with a bag full of towels to wash 3 or 4 times in a row. She gets to her friend's house and makes a beeline for the shower and stays in there till she is clean from head to toe. Nasty towels and clothes all go in the wash..What turned into an hour appt ended in a 3 hour nasty shit fiasco. Please, please, please... if you have to do a number 2 after an appt, take it somewhere private and clean yourself up or do it in a public restroom. That's all I have to say...lol. I ain't a plumber even though I've got the plumber's crack going on if you bend me over too hard. Hehe! ;)

All in the Family

Valkyrie - starring Tom Cruise

Yes - For when saying "Yes, I want to have hot, passionate sex with you!"

Getting to spend time with the people I love and having an Easter egg hunt with my neices and nephew.

I like Old Dog because he makes me laugh!

Crawling into bed with a good book after putting on fresh new sheets that came straight out of the dryer.

V is for viagra

It all goes back to the late 90's/ early 2000's... sounds like ancient history but that's when all the acronyms were first introduced. I believe men just wanted a phrase they could use to relate to one another online about their endulgence of women in this business. Think of it as an old boys club. lol.

I cannot believe what my cat did the other day in front of a male friend of mine... My friend was sitting on the sofa and my orange cat was resting on the arm of the chair I was sitting in. I was showing my friend how he can give paw and when I got up to go get something, my cat swiped me with his paw on my ass and then looked at my male friend as if to say..."Did you see that?" LMAO! He truly is one of a kind!

Why is it that people can be so oblivious to their actions in a social setting when others around them think they are so blantantly rude? And when you call them on it, you are the one with the problem of all a sudden?