Nicolette Vaughn

Spring Pillow top mattress or a firmer mattress?

Congrats Old Dog on 5000 posts. As your friend, I am glad to know you are doing well health wise ( you look great btw!) and thank-you for your witty and insightful contributions to cerb and here's to many more. You always put a smile on my face and make me laugh and I'm sure I'm not the only one. This site wouldn't be the same without you and you are one of a kind my friend and I love ya! xoxoxo

L is for licking

Happy Easter everyone!

Congrats on 1000 posts. Thanks for your contribution to cerb. Looking forward to many more!

Can someone please tell me the obsession with bacon? Lol. I think bacon condoms is a bit much but whatever floats your boat. I know Old Dog would be the first in line to get them.lol.

Sesame seed chicken with rice, carrots and snow peas.

Why is it that Roger's cable box shuts off to restart right in the middle of a good show?

Why is it that cats never listen?

I like these ones!

I am giving hugs to everyone! Today is one of the happiest days of my life!

Doing laundry and the smell of bleach in the air that is bothering me. Time to head to another room.

My cat knows the sound of my vehicle and runs behind it when driving down the street.lol. He is one of those types of cats who got in a lot of cat fights coming home with scratches, scabs and a bitten ear at the tip. He's a scrapper for sure but now he runs the neighborhood. I'm sure he had to get in a lot of battles to be where he is now. He was a 10 week old kitten I picked him up near the Ottawa river running out of a bush meowing on a rainy day. He looked to be in too good of a condition to be considered a stray and has been with me ever since when I could not find the owner. I could not bring myself to bring him to an animal shelter. The older cats were not impressed but they adjusted.

Finally switched my inner clock to a morning person and not a night owl! Feels great!

Why is it that some people are sooooo insecure?

Butt rub is my erogenous zone. I love it! Living in the city or country?

Why is it that no good deed goes unpunished?

I'm convinced there is a ghost in my house and my big 5 year old 15 lb tabby who is like a human being chases whoever it is..probably the cat who died last year. I had friends over last night and they watched the whole thing play out. The orange tabby as a kitten used to take this 11 year old cat and grab him by the neck and drag him across the floor. The cat who is now deceased was always tolerant to a degree but would put his foot down when orange pissed him off. So now I think someone has come back to get retribution.lol. It always happens after 9 Pm. Someone is playing with my cat but it's not a scary or weird vibe at all. So now orange tabby is fascinated by the faucet in my roman bathtub. He follows me to my room and jumps in and waits for me to turn it on because I rarely use it. Then he will sit on the side of the bath putting his paw through the water and will sit there for a good half hour watching. Same with the toilet. He likes to watch it be flushed. And then the other day, jumped in a tub full of lukewarm water! Problem is I have another cat who is really old and should be alpha male in house but is too passive. The older cat gets grabbed by the neck when sleeping on the bed, sofa or chair by tabby esp when I'm sitting there. Or just because he feels like it. He follows me 2 miles on a walk, taps me on the arm or back ( very persistent) when he wants to go out the kitchen door if I happen to be sitting there, he loves the outdoors and can stay out for hours at a time in warmer weather once finding him miles away from my house while I was out walking. He knows how to give paw and talks alot. He is just one of those unique cats with character and is nice but doesn't take shit. He also likes to play rough and bites! He is so damn cute and has the most beautiful fur. He is my boy!

Why is Murphy's Law so effective?

Why is it when people shovel their driveway, they throw the snow out on the street?

Nicolette sounds sexier...lol. Hey, you posted the correct spelling for "Nicki"! lol. Spray deorderent or roll on?

Why does Taylor Swift use all her past relationships for writing/song material? Can't stand her!

Why does Tim Horton's coffee taste better in house than when it's made at home?

In a few words, it's at my discretion and I have a few prerequisites for it so if the client doesn't meet them, it's going to be a CBJ. And I don't let anyone pressure or guilt me into anything. If I don't want to do something or it's out of my comfort level, I won't do it no matter what anyone says.

Moose meat Football or basketball?