Nicolette Vaughn

Not Another Teen Movie

Meeting another great Cerb member!

Caddyshack

Happy Birthday Katharine!

Happy Birthday Audrey!

Wanting another baby... a white teacup persian kitten that is!

A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation Up a woman's ventilation To increase the population I got this from the Board of Education If you'd like a demonstration Would you please lie down!

Having to use a bar of fresh soap because I ran out of bodywash. Bitching about having to home rennos when someone is doing it for free. Dressing my big orange tabby cat up for Hallow'een again as Puss n' Boots. Hopefully this time he won't run out the front door in a cape, hat and little booties only to come back a day later with the hat gone and the cape mangled around his neck.lol. Having to walk on real hardwood flooring that is cold.

I advertise on BP as well but I am fortunate because I have established myself in this business prior to advertising on there so people may recognize my name but as for potential clients searching through ads there, you have to do your research. As an SP, I find cerb to be much better because potential clients have access to more pictures and information. And when they call, they have already made an informed decision. With BP, it is so limited and I spend a lot of time answering questions and for every 5 guys, I usually end up meeting a nice decent client who becomes a regular who isn't trying to haggle with me. You take a risk when meeting someone and having access to sites like Cerb and Cowboy Kenny's Diary, it really helps. Cerb is the best and doesn't have that buffet, "all you can eat" type environment where anything goes and you don't know exactly what you're getting. If you immediatley get a bad vibe and the signs are flashing red at you in the ad, then you should avoid at all costs. Intuition whether you're an SP or hobbyist is the best weapon you can have in this industry. It never lies!

That's quite alright because you just showed how you feel about your current job and in this business first impressions are everything. Remember that there are eyes and ears here that are potential clients ( or non potential clients now after reading this) that will see this and realize you do not seem to like what you're doing. Attitude is everything, no matter what type of job you do. It's no flies on me but when you're in a business to make money and you want to make money right now, you just committed buiness suicide with your last few posts. Your lack of respect towards this board and its members is overwhelmingly evident and won't do you any favors in the meantime. And remember, once a "hooker" always a hooker... no matter how short or long term you've been in this business. Good luck!

You know there are women here that have been doing this for a while and might take offense to this especially when using terms to describe their job.. While it is great to have goals for the future, putting down the profession you're currently in right now and making money at will not gain you any respect among your peers here when you really need it. And trust me, in this job it is good to have people on your side. Just some food for thought.

Chicken breast stuffed with peach and brie cheese.

Check list... This is what I did when i had my own condo to work out of and while this is only a basic checklist to get you started, you can add things as you go... - Comfortable bed - Sofa, chair and 1 coffee table - Floor lamp - A comforter ( Remove it when client comes so you arent always washing it. Put it back on after you#ve put a new sheet on underneath. The comforter at the location I use is just for decoration. Its not always needed unless you are cold. And in that case I use another flat sheet. - Nightstand ( 1 or 2) - A lamp - Lots of sheets and pillow cases - I would use flat sheets since fitted sheets often shrink in the dryer and when you#re in a hurry, they are great. Fitted sheets can be a pain in the ass. Flat sheets on their own are inexpensive. Walmart or Giant Tiger are good places to find them. Dont spend a lot of money on them because you will have to replace them over time. - Lots of handtowels, facecloths and bath towels - Mouthwash with plastic disposable cups - Handsoap - Fragrance free body wash ( i.e. Ivory soap) - Candles that have a switch on them. I once learned this the hard way when I got red wax all over the wall one time. - Case of bottled water - Waste basket for bathroom ( For used condoms keep a separate bag and hide it somewhere where client doesnt see it.) -Vacumm - Kleenex and toilet paper - Clock radio

Here's one I'd like to see on someone... "I came, I saw, I conquered." Although it looks better in Italian...

Passe une merveilleuse journee d'anniversaire!!!

1. Yes. I've been in a relationship with a woman and even lived with her for a short time. 2. At first doing duos was mostly driven by customer requests or gay for pay because I didn't really know the women until.. read below... There is only one person that I have done duos with where there was a real life spark. We exchanged a long glance out of the blue one day since we both live in the same neighborhood and I saw her getting out of her car one day as I know someone who lived 2 doors away. This was 2 years before we formally met and before she became an SP. I know there was a reason for meeting her. There is a real chemistry there. Now that is fate!

I believe there are a series of events that are planned out for us in our lives and not by coincidence. The outcome is predetermined by free will, actions and furthermore, consequences or rewards based on free will and what life has given or taken away from us. We all serve a purpose on this planet and many of us don't quite know what that purpose is but it is there. Finding it is another story. I also believe in the law of attraction. You will attract what you think, feel, act based on positive or negative reponses. Actually I don't know what I just wrote. I just responded to how I feel as I'm very intuitive. I have even more of a bigger migrane now answering this than I did today but that's my 2 cents. lol. Gnite.

I love those Italian women on RHONJ! They love hard and fight hard! I watched the whole season online last night.

Happy Birthday Juliasundies!

Damn, you guys are making me hungry! lol. I did find one M&M in an otherwise empty bag that was left in my cupboard. No eating for me after 8 Pm.

Coming home to freshly steam cleaned carpets!

Congrats Christine!

A lean cusine!!!! lol. No sit down dinners tonight. Work calls.

Honey Boo Boo ... yea baby! "A dollar makes me holler!" I haven't watched this show yet but I'm sure it will prove to be entertaining. I hate watch ALL of those Real Housewives shows. New Jersey is the best! lol. Don't forget Mob Wives. Meg, I'll PM you a new link for these shows where you can watch the new seasons for these shows. I think you and I need to have a Real Housewives marathon one of these days!