Nicolette Vaughn

How about this one? lol... .A client of mine left his phone on and I don't know who was calling him but it seemed as though they very intent on trying to contact him. To make matters worse, his ringtone was that Shakira song "Wherever, Whenever" or whatever that song is called and the person phoned him so much, I was forced into hearing the whole damn song! I had enough and asked him if he should be answering it or not. If I had known, I wouldn't have bothered playing my own music. lol.

I had a guy who parked right in the middle of the street when there is no stopping because he couldn't follow directions. His first language was not English but he could speak it pretty well. Even after the other SP I work with spoke to him in French, he still didn't want to listen. He also begged me to drive to drive 5 Kms to the gas station to meet him even though he had a GPS! Finally he parked and when he was leaving he didn't ask how to get back to where he was staying within the area and said "It's okay, I have a GPS." Arggggg!!! This was a special case but some people do not bother to listen. lol.

Watching my cat curled up in a ball snoring and then making weird meows in his sleep while he twitches. lol. Either he was dreaming about the good ol' days of getting laid or cat food.

Someone once named my fancy condo at Yonge/Eglinton in Toronto the "Fuck Palace". lol. Then again, that was after they had too much to drink. Haha. It was a running joke for a while.

Basking in after social glow! lol I really enjoyed myself last night!

Thanks luvy for always having another great party!

I ended up going to the social after having an appt and didn't get there till 10 pm but I'm glad I went. I met so many great people there last night. A big thanks to Angela for organizing the party, Mistert for making all those brownies and those who contributed door prizes. As always, Angela did a great job to make sure everything ran smoothly and thanks to everyone for attending. Last night made me realize what this community is all about. I love you all. :)

Just so there's no misunderstanding, I didn't view anyone in this thread seeing it as negative and Mrgreen's post could have been taken either way so I thought I'd post. I'm like Switzerland, I'm neutral. lol. Some people do tend to cross the line at times or assume that we are looking for boyfriends on the job. Some men do try to take the business relationship one step further thinking we would be the perfect girlfriend. They are only seeing one side which is perfect to them and assume that's what we're all about. Not even close. lol. Afterall, we are humans.

I'm holding up the fort in Orleans and wish I was there. Hope everyone is having fun!

You guys have it good.... you get to see the best side of us! The rest of the men I know have to take me in small doses and put up with me... hehe. All kidding aside, at the end of the day, Meg is still Meg and she is a nice kind hearted lady which is a prerequisite to being successful in this business.

You can never be sure of the exact percentage but nothing, no matter what you do is foolproof but abstinence from sex completely. Assume the risks before you take them on. Having said that, it bothers me when people dive into this hobby and always assume the provider is the one with the STDS or the carrier of them. Or worse, go to see an SP and then get paranoid and end up contacting the SP afterward to see if they go get tested reguarily. This is so insulting! One could say the same to a client but they don't want to believe that they very well could be carriers and this is infuriating at times. How about not contacting anyone if you're that paranoid? We all have to answer to ourselves so if a person ( not directed at the OP) decides to call an escort, think first with the big head and then act. Not the other way around!

Animals, kids and people who can't be mentioned. lol.

I hope everyone attending the social tomorrow night has a great time! xo

Must be something wrong with me... lol and I'm probably in the minority here but I have never done this. It's usually people I know. Doesn't stop me from thinking celebrities are hot but as a woman, I've never taken it to that level. I once sat across from Ben Affleck in first class on a 4 hour flight but still none of those thoughts. Must of been because he was with Jennifer Garner! lol.

Having a regular show up an hour early knocking on my hotel room door when I am seeing someone else and almost at the end of their appt! Seriously? You figured you had nothing better to do after you confirmed with me earlier on so you decide you would come when it's best for you? I was so mad I told them not to bother coming back and to never call me again. This guy was still immature at the time and in his early 20's. Now even with regulars in another city, they have to call me from the parking lot to get the room number.

It's nice driving a new car! Oh and downloading and watching season 8 episodes of Weeds. lol. Next up.. Sons of Anarchy.

Jealousy and contempt with those you know is such an ugly thing. I often wish some people would get a life and stop nosing around in another person's business. They are not a hobbyist and heaven forbid, they could never be an SP!

Congrats Lee! Thank-you for your contribution to CERB!

Leaving a few warm cans of coke in the freezer to mix it with drinks while company is over and forgetting about them.

Once again....That damn sink hole on the 174!!!!! Grrrr....

Thanks for reminding me about that. I will have to take the long way I suppose.

I do not not discriminate based on size/shape but as long as you're hygenic and polite then everything is good. I wouldn't worry about size.

Get well my friend and we are thinking of you! Life wouldn't be the same without you! Love ya lots! Hope to visit you soon! xoxoxoxo