Nicolette Vaughn

I spent a very nice evening with a Cerb member Thanks! You know who you are. ;) Listening to Leonard Cohen.

Congrats Sara!

As long as you can make my eyes roll in the back of my head, you would qualify to come to my extravagant bunker.lol.

Another piece of advice and this goes for all the young men out there.. don't ever tell an SP you're a hot 20 something. I have guys tell me this all the time. This means nothing to me. As long as you are polite to me, respectful and clean, you could look like Bubbles the Clown or a hot stud and you would still be equally treated the same way. When guys say this, there is an alterior motive present and that is that I might find them so enticing that I will make an exception and lower my rate. Sorry not going to happen.lol.

4 things a woman should have in the event of an emergency... Chocolate, strawberries, champagne and a REALLY good dildo!

A trench coat with nothing on underneath or at the very most lingere with a nice pair of sexy, classy high heels when going on an outcall. Hair up with a pair of back rimmed sexy librarian glasses.

I have changed my policy and do see younger men now because I am in my thirities now and some younger men prefer a more mature woman. As long as you don't treat an SP like a blow up doll or disrespect her, you should be fine. I've found that in the past some younger tried to recreate a scene from a porn movie and many SPs or MPs are not into that. Myself, I'm a GFE and not a PSE into hardcore activities you see in those kinds of movies. If you ask ahead of time, you will get your answer.

I found the perfect Father's Day card. :)

Train - Drive By

Yuna - Live Your Life

Simple Plan - Summer Paradise

When one mode of transportation won't cut it with yer women.. dust yerself off and try another.. How about a horse and carriage ride? With all those giddyups from the horse, the locals won't realize when you and your woman are in the back gettin' it on. Wanna take her on the high seas to impress her? Your very own yacht. This should wipe out any of those sissy remarks from the women when they rave about your outstanding performance that caused some waves out at the local swimming hole.

Now if you can save up yer pennies, you can play golf here! Need a golf cart? Try this one! Plenty of room for Fat Bastard too!

Saw another favorite regular of mine. :)

It's good to be home. :)

My pick for Cerb Godess of the day is Lexy Grace.. She is beautiful, witty, a great contributor to CERB and a girl after my own heart! After reading many of her posts.. I think her and I are long lost sisters! Hoping to meet you one day!

You're with a friend for the weekend and she rips off half of her big toenail under a door!!! So being the good friend that you are off, you attempt to carry her up the stairs. I can't stand the sight of it but helped her clean it off and bandage it up. OMG nasty! I feel bad for her. I've never heard someone swear so much in their life! LOL. Motherf****er and a couple of other choice swear words rolled right out of her mouth.

Going up to the cottage later this evening. Yay!

I like coming here but no I'm not addicted.

I don't use my home as an incall location so there is no issue but there if I did there probably would be.. I've been alone in my bedroom at times and if I don't open the door for my orange cat, he is meowing like crazy and at the most inappropriate moment if you know what I mean! He's not stupid and I'm sure he senses what's going on but what a mood killer!

I have yet to try one and I'm a squirter ( and love toys) so I can only imagine!! I don't think I'd ever leave my bed! It's been on my do to list so it's inevitable that in time I will remember to buy one online.

My cat taps me on the back or arm when he wants something and will persist until I do whatever it is he wants.

A favorite regular of mine called. :)

If it wasn't obvious that she was going to overdose, I would call her on it and casually ask if she had been drinking or smoking marajuana and if she is okay. If she was just lying there then that is an indication that she could have been drunk, smoked weed, or maybe high on downer pills. If you feel uncomfortable about it, make sure she is okay, leave and don't return to see her again. Many SPs do smoke marajauna and some are even casual in telling others about it. I've seen ads for girls being 420 friendly but if this is beyond your boundaries then you have the right to leave. Yes, you may have forfeited your money...unless you want an argument on your hands as don't know how people will react while under the influence . Unfortunately it's best to just cut your losses and chalk it up to experience. And if someone did overdose or something else happens medically, it is your repsonsibility to call 9-1-1. I was with a client when he had a heart attack and I had to drag a 300 lb guy off the bed to perform CPR. At that point I didn't care who people thought I was or what I was doing there. I happened to be on an outcall and in that moment, you're just thinking about that person. I had hotel staff up there in minutes as well as an ambulance and the luckily the guy survived. I also know an SP in Toronto who went to an outcall at a hotel and the guy overdosed on cocaine shortly after she got there. She was young and freaked out but told the front desk to call 9-1-1. She should have stayed but she decided to bolt out of there because she was scared. Apparently the indidual who OD was not the most upstanding citizen and didn't want to be associated with whatever they were a part of. Not right imo to take off when someone is ODing but it's good she told the front desk. Unfortunately it was too late and he died.

I've recognized a few hobbyists on cerb that I know in my regular life but frankly I really don't care. Whatever they do is their private business as is mine. So what if I know their secret? They know mine as well. I'm not going to saything. Discretion is important and I know how to keep my mouth shut.